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Du Zhu and the Empress Dowager’s Various Matters (36)Little Fatty wanted to keep going .
But Bai Weiwei tearfully and expediently interrupted his diatribe that could choke people to death, “Your Majesty, listen to me . ”
Little fatty stood at attention and corrected the expression on his face, “Mother, what do you want to say?”
“I want to put something into Mu Yanjun’s drink . ” said Bai Weiwei .
The squinted beady eyes on the little fatty’s face lit up, and he immediately took out a packet of poison from his sleeves and stuffed it into her hand .
“Mother, sure enough you and I had the same thought . This is nine turns broken bowel medicine, a poison for all five bowels . If consumed the victim will be gut-worn, black-faced, and their whole body will rot to death . ”
Bai Weiwei with the medicine in her hand: “…”
Mom, ah . My hand won’t rot from holding this medicine, right?
Little fatty’s stated heavily: “Mother, that murderous traitor killed our whole family . Soon we won’t have any value either, and he will kill us . So we should deal with him first . “
Bai Weiwei thought she couldn’t even compare to this child .
“Who taught you all this?”
He was a six-year-old child, how could he understand so much?
Little fatty doubtfully raised his eyebrows, “Of course, grandfather, ah . Did he not enter the palace every day to teach me…”
Bai Weiwei quickly took a piece of dessert from the table and stuffed it into his mouth .
If the little fatty said something like, his grandfather taught them both to murder, set fires, and to poison people . And it was heard by Mu Yanjun, her white lotus character setup would collapse in a second .
Little fatty thought the pastry was delicious, and took a few more bites . While eating he vaguely said: “Don’t be afraid, ah, Mother . He is an imperial eunuch, I have read a lot of books, and bad eunuchs do not have good ends . ”
“Oh, Emperor what were you saying, what kind of ends did those bad imperial eunuchs have?”
A somber voice, faintly sounded from behind them .
The little Emperor immediately startled . He shrank his shoulders, and instantly became an obedient and quiet quail, “No, no, no, I wasn’t saying anything . ”
Bai Weiwei’s countenance changed a bit, she quickly hid the poison in her sleeve, and then hugged the little fatty, “He is still small, inevitably he will speak irresponsibly . You should not let him upset you . ”
As Mu Yanjun watched her movements, his expression grew colder .
He suddenly reached out and lifted the little Emperor by his scruff, the collar strangled the little fatty’s neck, turning his face purple .
Bai Weiwei was enraged and anxious, “Mu Yanjun, you let go of him . ”
Mu Yanjun sneered uninterested, “Since he is small, he only needs to be well-disciplined . Wouldn’t want him to grow crooked, then once he is big, can only travel the demon’s crooked road of tyranny . ”
Little fatty was flailing his hands in the air, he whimpered, simply unable to speak .
Bai Weiwei saw that he was about to suffocate, and hurried in a fluster to Mu Yanjun’s side . She grabbed his arm, “You put him down . ”
Mu Yanjun looked into her eyes terribly coldly, “Just now, what were you talking about?”
The system appropriately reminded: “He knows your conversation with the little cannon fodder Emperor, he was sitting on the roof . ”
Bai Weiwei: What are you doing sitting on the roof? Acting as a lightning rod?
Her heart sank, and the expression on her face became suspicious, “We didn’t talk about anything . ”
【Ding, male lead’s favorability is at 60 . 】
Mu Yanjun lightly and icily repeated, “Didn’t talk about anything?”
His hand gripped more firmly, and the little Emperor who was pinched by him and began to turn pale .
Bai Weiwei panicked, “Mu Yanjun, what are you going insane for? You let him down, you let him go . ”
Mu Yanjun sneered, “What am I going insane for? I also don’t know what I’m going insane for . ”
Insane, even if she was going to poison him .
He still didn’t change his mind and wanted to marry her .