DURARARA!! NICONICO SPECIAL EDITION PART 3: NICOCOCO!!X3
It was the same business as usual today for the town of Ikebukuro.
students having fun long after school, or maybe those people wearing those strange
bustling around, each going about their own Ikebukuro life.
from the cheerful laugh to the tired sigh of the worker, it all came together to make up the
All except for one.
suspicious looking shadow——That is, the “Headless Rider,” who was hanging around
“Oh, if it isn’t Celty. What are you doing?” From out of the darkness, a voice called
longtime friend of hers, Heiwajima Shizuo.
was nothing compared to Celty. Shizuo had just finished work and was on his way home
her.
“Yo. What’s that, you’re holding a video camera. Doing work?”
amusing or strange to shoot…”
phenomenon in and of herself, Shizuo looked puzzled.
had any good chances.”
“…Uh, well, it’s an online site where you post videos, and people comment on
internet, so Celty tried to keep her explanation to the basics. She thought it would be
“Aaah…so it’s an online thing.” Shizuo let out a sigh and pulled a face as he continued.
and beat up, so I ended up destroying everything around me instead.”
——He really does have no patience or ability to ignore things does he.
conversation back to her original purpose.
attracts everyone’s interest after all. Sometimes I see street performers or some
think it’ll only be possible if some pink elephants and white crocodiles come
“You’re, in an unusually bad mood.”
“In the first place, those kind of strange events don’t simply show up that often.”
“Well, that’s true but still…” From behind Celty, who was still watching the events of
drinking with his finger.
then getting that feeling of calm that comes from watching it is the best, isn’t it.” As he
“Well…I agree it would be best if I could upload something like that to Niconico
others showing off their c that not everybody has…”
steel can in his hands. He easily crushed the hard bottom as though it was clay, and, fed
“If that’s the case, then just walking around won’t really work, yeah? I mean, I’m just
purpose?”
tiny, dice like cube. The dense level of compression exceeded that of a vice, and was
“That’s a good idea…Especially since people with amazing, special skills don’t
“Yeah, that’s true. Well, I don’t know why you’re making that movie, but good luck.”
to the sound it made hitting the sides of the bin, Shizuo turned back onto his road home.
——After all, if it was easy to make a movie, people wouldn’t work so hard at it.
motorcycle she had stopped nearby.
around in the nearby recycling bin.
“Ah! It’s Headless Rider-san! Yahoo~!”
Several minutes later, as Celty had driven slowly through the town, she spotted a pair
“Uum…you’re Izaya’s sisters, right...”
“……”
quick bow of her head, Orihara Kururi.
“No, nothing like that…ah, that’s right, this is good timing.” Although she had only
to try and consult them.
“Yup, we do!”
school girls. While she didn’t know what ratio of Niconico users were high school girls,
listen without taking it too seriously.
“…Eh?”
“This is the first time I’ve ever heard of someone saying ‘nukyaa nukyaa~’…”
continued to talk.
“I see.”
would surely be popular if they danced well. Thinking that, Celty decided to try and ask
“But you know, it got deleted.”
“Apparently it was in violation of the Terms of Service, something about【Sexual,
“High school girls shouldn’t be making videos that violate the kind of rule! No,
flustered, Mairu gave a loud laugh as she spoke.
barely.”
“It’s really fine though. It’s not like we were stark naked~. What got us was that Kurunee’s
her dance.”
——Geez, they really are Izaya’s sisters aren’t they…
——But, maybe that’s how all the kids feel these days?
——Well, I want to capture the hearts of ordinary people too, not just young people.
♂♀
“Movie? Good timing, you should make a propaganda movie for our store.” Hearing
was lost for words.
sushi and dancing in front of Celty’s camera.
roe, kohada, sea bass, salmon, we have all! Eating sushi good, yes? Get thin by eating
employment, this is the happiest paradise to come to. Russia Sushi is the best sushi,
As Simon continued to give his nonsensical sales speech while dancing in front of the
“No…it’s forbidden to post goods and services advertisements on Niconico
Celty while sharpening his knife and said,
“Stop talking nonsense!”
Russia Sushi - Back Entrance
acquaintance in the back Russia Sushi who had come to get an order of crab and decided
“Um, Niconico Douga, well, do you know anything about it?”
group that claimed Ikebukuro as their turf, and a man who worked in the city’s
“Due to certain circumstances, I have to make a video that will get a lot of
“I see. Well, if you’re fine with an old man’s opinion, I may have something that will
“!! Really!?” Celty jumped on Akabayashi’s unexpected response.
copy is on my phone.”
“…If I tell you, there’s no going back, got it?”
Akabayashi continued to speak in undertones to a perplexed Celty.
must be prepared for it to come to mortal combat if you release it to the public.”
“There are many different kinds of videos in this world. There are even weirdos who
are making those kinds of films. Of course it’s not faked, and it actually is 120 minutes of
“So when people ask me, ‘Do you have any interesting videos’ and such…of course,
on...But if you upload it to Niconico, you’ll get to see an interesting mix of the public
“S-sorry, I just remembered something I have to do!”
escape, Akabayashi replayed the video on his cellphone.
territory getting beaten up and then prostrating himself naked on the ground.”
A Certain Place in Ikebukuro
Sonohara Anri, who was on her way home from school and called out to Celty.
“Really?”
apartment, took a video of a cat and sent it to me.” Taking out her cellphone, Anri
wasn’t good, but you could still see the cute little kitten with its folded ears.
If it comes down to it, perhaps I should borrow this video and upload it instead?
leave it to someone else but––
As the video played, Celty erased that strategy from her head. Because as the camera
swelling Celty had thought was part of a cushion was actually the top of Anri’s body.
of her breasts and not fall down, even with them shaking.
video, before going on her way.
As Celty rode her bike, she thought about her options.
——And I really can’t expose Anri-chan to such public humiliation
——…In the end, I feel like I haven’t gotten any good consults outside of Shizuo’s
——Yeah, definitely only that.
As Celty decided that, she pulled her bike over on the shoulder. Pulling out the handy
headlight should have been, with her ‘shadow’.
lovingly.
——Still, it’s a good idea if I do say so myself.
——About halfway, I’ll use my ‘shadows’ to make a road and take flight
sounded like an unimaginable thing to do, but Celty had done it and flown in the sky
——It will be a very mysterious video.
“Ikebekuro Night Right Flying With Special Effects”, and upload it. It’s perfect!
special effects, maybe I should put it in the Niconico Technology Section tag…
——I could even put a Peter Pan picture book on the Niconico Market
Even as she remembered the many times she had over-confidently calculated, she
“Yo.” From the side she heard a familiar voice.
With awful chills running up and down her spine, Celty slowly turned to face the
“What are you planning, attaching a video camera to your bike like that? Have you
Almost symmetric with Celty’s black back was a large white bike. Of course, naturally,
the Police Headquarters Traffic Riot Squad, named Kuzuhara Kinnosuke.
the camera’s light button. Then, facing her natural enemy in the motorcycle police, she
“…It’s a headlight.”
“……”
“…You’re not going to stick to that, are you?”
The next instant, the black bike shot away into the dark like a rabbit.
Shinra’s Apartment
raised his voice in admiration as he watched the output from the handy cam on the
It was taken from the point of view from a bike being chased by the motorcycle police
speed.
much it feels like you’re drunk. But still, if you add some effects you’ll definitely get
“Whatever…Ah, I’ve had enough of this town…” Celty was completely finished
smartphone while collapsing face down on the sofa.
wonderful plan was smashed into smithereens, and the movie was shelved without ever
But there was one thing she still didn’t know.
Blizzadia, had happened to record and uploaded it to Niconico Douga.
reached #7 in the site wide rankings of all categories.
despondent and her spirit withered––
To be continued in Nicococo!!x4