Chapter 356.1
My Girlfriend is a Zombie Chapter 356 Part 1 – Real Life Sex Doll
Editor: Zephyr04 Translator: Jhung0301
“Since the situation has already come to this, there’s no other choice but to figure out a solution… . Most importantly, we can’t let Yu Wen Xuan and the others be suspicious about this . ”
Ling Mo sighed and said, “Hei Si, look after your new partner and follow behind us . Please pay attention and try not to get discovered by people . At a crucial moment, you should be able to control her mouth, right? I forgot, complicates instructions might be a bit too hard for you to understand… . How about this, unless I’m the one talking to her, she isn’t allowed to speak . Otherwise, who knows if she’s going to sell [1] me out when I’m not looking . ”
Hei Si’s small little head swayed, and then Ling Mo felt some spiritual energy suddenly come from her direction .
“Huh? This feels like a different kind of way to communicate . ”
Using spiritual force wasn’t a good way to translate things, but it could at least convey Hei Si’s emotions .
She had just sent a “happy” emotion to Ling Mo . However, this “happy” emotion could mean many things since Hei Si didn’t have a lot of emotions . But here, she was probably trying to tell Ling Mo that she “understood . ”
It seems that after Hei Si switched to her symbiosis form, her potential could finally be exerted . It’s like changing to an even more powerful motor .
“What are we going to do about this parasitic host …?”
He turned to look at the maid girl, her eyes dull . After being released from Hei Si’s control, her eyes also turned back to a bloody red color .
“Is it just me, or does that unconscious look on her face make her look like a sex doll… . ” By the time Ling Mo realized what he was saying, it was already too late .
Shana looked at him with a strange expression and gave him a strange smile, “Oh really? It seems that you must have received something similar in the mail, since you seem to be knowledgeable about it, right?”
“It’s a misunderstanding, I just remember seeing it in an online store before… . ”
“And why were you looking at this kind of product?” Shana kept on chasing . Her expression and tone at this time was no different from a jealous little girl .
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“I was a curious teenager back then and it happened to be conveniently there while I was scrolling through… . ”
“Are all teenagers such perverts? You should apologize to all the world’s teenagers for making such a comment . ”
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“Dark Shana, save me……”
Yu Shi Ran licked her lips and said, “No matter what kind of doll it is… . In short, it sounds like it tastes delicious . Human, since I can’t kill you for the time being, I can only reluctantly eat this low-grade thing first… . ”
As soon as she finished speaking, she rushed towards the maid girl .
“PUTONG! [2]”
She jumped into the air with excitement, but just as she saw her hands almost touch the maid zombie’s collar, she suddenly dropped to the ground . Needless to say, this masterpiece was definitely done by Hei Si .
“It seems that this parasitic host is still useful for Hei Si . In fact, I also still need it as well… . Otherwise, how would I be able to explain to Yu Wen Xuan and others when I come back with a person missing? Ling Mo rubbed his eyebrows and said .
Yu Shi Ran quickly climbed back up and was about to flip, but suddenly noticed that all of Ling Mo’s attention was placed on the maid girl .
“This is a good opportunity, GIVE ME YOUR SAUSAGE, HUMAN!”
“PUTONG!” Yu Shi Ran fell down three more times .
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“Just give up already . When I have some free time, I’ll teach you how to be obedient . ”
Ling Mo patted Yu Shi Ran’s head . He then took control of the maid girl and made her walk with him towards the furniture store .
“Where did you catch this fatty?”
Ling Mo stood in front of the fat man, looked up at him, and asked .
Yu Shi Ran replied, “We caught him while he was wandering around . ”
“That basically tells me nothing . ”
Ling Mo said, as he used his spiritual tentacle to cut the rope .
However, his spiritual tentacles have always aimed at the spiritual light ball as a target . In this way, it was always accurate and was always a headshot . Therefore, when he cut the rope, it completely skinned past the fatty’s scalp . Although he wasn’t sure what method Ling Mo used to cut the rope, the fat man still felt his scalp turn numb and started pitifully crying .
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Then he felt his body fall heavily on to the ground .
After dusting himself, Ling Mo crouched down and pulled away the strip of cloth that was plugged inside the fatty’s mouth .
His face was covered with two deep marks, his mouth seemed to have numbed, and he coughed for a while before opening his mouth to yell “AHHH! AHHH!”
“Hey . ” Ling Mo saw his terrified expression after seeing Yu Shi Ran and he quickly waved at her to move .
With Hei Si’s interference, although Yu Shi Ran had a very unhappy expression on her face, she still turned around and moved away .
“Is this ok?”
The moment Ling Mo asked this, the fat man started to scream again .
to be continued…
[1] – So just in case people don’t understand what “being sold” means in chinese . It means to be betrayed/backstabbed .
[2] – No idea why the author used this as a sound effect for falling on the ground . Usually this sound effect is used when you fall into the water .
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