Going to the United States to Use the Toilet
Translated by newbienoona
Edited and proofread by anks and greenapple
“You can eat whatever. I want you to make a choice… not play dumb.” Han Qilu looks toward the light, but when he looks at An Chuxia’s faint smile, it gives him goosebumps.
Not play dumb? Is she? Has she? Well no… Well, that is!
“I personally think this basketball club manager position, more or less, can be considered a job. One can exercise leadership and organizational skills. I choose basketball club manager!” She smiles wildly. She tilts her head up and swallows the whole cup of coffee. It goes down bitterly.
Han Qilu looks at her from head to toe in
her sitting position. The corner of his lips curl. “Very well.”
An Chuxia learns later that day Han Qilu originally wanted to talk to her about the basketball club manager vacancy, but ended up asking her to be his girlfriend. T_T
Fortunately, when she didn’t agree immediately, Han Qilu secretly found a reason to not be angry about her refusal. The result is obvious. Han Qilu looks calm from the beginning until she says… .
“What, do you have to go to the United States for a few days?” An Chuxia winks. “And you’re worried about the basketball team being in a deficit, and I can be expendable?”
Han Qilu still looks serene, with the “you’re not particularly
particularly stupid” kind of look as he nods his head at her.
It just dawns on An Chuxia after he nods. She stretches out her right hand and cups her chin. “Are you saying your father wants you to take over the business soon, and that’s why you need to go to the United States so suddenly? Isn’t this usually the kind of thing the president and the other adults attend?”
Han Qilu is surprised after listening to An Chuxia. Then, he smirks. “How do you know I have to go to the US for a meeting?”
An Chuxia impatiently rolls her eyes as Han Qilu asks his question. “If not for a meeting, do you have to
have to go to the United States to just to use a toilet?”
Han Qilu was drinking his coffee when he hears An Chuxia’s query, and he almost sprays her with coffee, like An Chuxia’s fateful Meng Xiaonan event. Luckily, the young master’s speed is much quicker than An Chuxia’s and was able to spray the coffee on the ground.
It doesn’t surprise An Chuxia he spat at her statement. “Don’t drink coffee if you can’t handle it. Otherwise, it’s a waste.” She’s not aware she instigated the event.
Fortunately, Qilu takes a deep breath, containing his anger in his stomach. He stares deeply at An Chuxia before saying lightly, “It’s not a Han group project. Hanyu, Mingluo, and Hanyu, Mingluo, and I pooled pocket money together to open a small company, and a US company wants in on the project. Neither of them are proficient in English, so I have to go.”
“English isn’t good…?” An Chuxia laughs for a few moments before calming down. “Young master, if I remember correctly, you’ve achieved zero in all your subjects… Your English can’t be that good to go!”
Han Qilu doesn’t speak. The reason he tests zero is so that he remains inconspicuous. What’s more, the exams are a clever way to cover his absences, so naturally, he scores zeroes. He doesn’t want to talk to An Chuxia about these things, so he perpetuates the misunderstanding.