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Death by Working…!?

 

“Menu! Wait!? Not now! Cancel! Undo!”

Opening a semitransparent window in the air, the blonde-haired loli… Rokuko yells at it, but there doesn’t seem to be any particular response. Ah, she’s already annoying to my ears. This is why kids…

“Oi, quiet down a bit since you’re being noisy. Rather, shut up.”
“W-what, ordering… –…”

Silence.

Though I didn’t plan for it, perhaps the elegant life of [Not having to work] has fallen upon me?

… Yeah, although it was incredible to imagine it was a waste.

“… All the same, it’s like this little girl said. Thinking with common sense…”

Fully enjoying life by sleeping as much as I want is what I desire from the bottom of my heart, but I feel that depending on a woman that wasn’t my senior and was the same age as me at most is… it’s dubious if her age is even two digits, this girl.

“Leeets see, menu? Oh, it seriously came out. Leeets see, what’re these…”

A semitransparent window came out in response to my words… okay, it’s a menu window. Ordering it like this is easy to understand. It was divided into three things.

・Labyrinth

・DP

It was in a polite speech… no, could I just understand the words like that thanks to God? It’s probably like that. [TN: Originally, he says the menu is in polite Japanese and English.]

“… –! … –!”

Oh, Rokuko is glaring at me with a somewhat amazing glare. Hahah, even if a little girl glares at me, it’s just too cute! I pat her head. Oh, she’s even more angry now. She shouted something silently.

“If you have something to say, speak.”

“Yeah, Rokuko is an idiot, you idiot. Apparently I’m your master, in other words it seems that I’ve become the dungeon master.”

“Why?”
“I-I-I’m the greatest! So-! Obey me!”

The blonde-haired little girl looked this way with teary eyes while her face became deep red in anger… this is becoming a problem.
I understand, she’s an idiot.

“Who’s an idiot!”

“That’s… to make you a dungeon monster.”

“W-well that’s how it is for dungeon monsters… and moreover you are weak…”

“Nn, understood Kehma… gu-, I can’t oppose…!”
“For now, I will look over the dungeon. Looking for a bed would be good.”

I chose [Labyrinth] from the menu. Though I moved it like a touch panel, I guess it works with voice recognition too.
Well, the state of the dungeon displayed before me, and I froze.

“… Oi, why is there nothing but one entrance, passage, and room?”

“O-oh, inside this dungeon is… are bandits different from monsters?”
“Ah, those are intruders!”

That’s right, even if I looked at the dungeon map there was an indicator for something enemy-ish on it.

“Where is this place! Aren’t we in the dungeon!?”

“Well… in other words, inside Rokuko?”
“Ah, yeah. I feel it’s inside my main body… wait, what’s with that, that obscene expression… pervert.”

Rokuko’s cheeks blushed slightly while she looked at me with disgusted eyes. That’s a terrible false accusation. I want to demand an apology and compensation. But I’ll confirm the important thing first.

“From what I see, the dungeon core in the room where the bandits are gathering?”

“… Why?”
“Eh, the dungeon core is ineffective if it isn’t installed in the dungeon you know? That’s common sense.”

I have a headache.

The dungeon only has one room.

And there are about eight bandits inside the dungeon core’s room.

“… Well? Isn’t this checkmate? Am I starting second right off the bat?”

“Yeah, so though I want to go back to my original world it’s useless?”
“Impossible. No, since you were summoned it’s not absolutely unreasonable, but the DP is probably overwhelmingly insufficient?”

DP stands for dungeon points, [It’s possible!] is what I was told.

Though I’m the dungeon master, what happens if the dungeon core is destroyed?

“Well, you’ll die you know? Since the master and core are two as one, you’ll be in the same boat.”

“It’s alright, since if the master dies the core will be fine.”

“Ah, yeah, though well it’s okay, I won’t die yet. Yeah.”

“These bandits, though it’s been ten days since they made this cave their base, they haven’t come to destroy the dungeon core.”
“… Eh?”

By the way, the dungeon core is about the size of a basketball. The walls and floor of this room also appear to be glowing. Furthermore the dungeon in contrast wasn’t lit well, that is to say it’s rare it wasn’t found. Or perhaps I should say it’s amazing it was put like that to stand out.

“… So, it’s alright. Besides, though in the current state there’s low DP with intruders, they came in.”

Will it really be okay?
No, it probably won’t be okay. Since she tried to summon a monster by using DP.

“… Got it. By the way, how does DP increase?”
“Well–”

Gathering it all up,

2. Maintaining the state of an intruder in the dungeon (Depends on the strength of intruder)

4. Offering a corpse (Depends on the original strength of the corpse)

That’s how it is.

If it was like normal you could summon one every other day, but with the eight bandits lodging in the dungeon for the past ten days, that was apparently +80 DP more per day.

Well, with the 900 DP gained during these ten days that the bandits have controlled the cave and putting it together with the other 100 DP, becoming 1000 DP, she played monster slots.

Additionally, there are some several ranks of slots: 100, 1000, 10000… it goes up by a factor of ten each time, with no upper limit. The 1000 DP slots I came from was second from the bottom.
Rumors say goblins can come from 10000 DP slots and a dragon from 1000 DP. The probability increase with the price, a basic luck game huh?

“Why not a dragon!”
“No, even if a goblin came out it wouldn’t be amusing, aren’t you aiming too high?”

This blonde-haired loli’s ego was next level stuff. Not even I’m the center of the world you know? Something so convenient doesn’t actually happen. Though I just want to sleep, I was summoned into another world to work.

“… Well, the remaining DP is… 9?”

Just when she’d reached 1000 DP she pulled the lever. Now we’re flat-out broke.

Dragons? Even the weakest version starts at 100000 DP, madam. Haha, someone that thought they could get one with 1000 DP is just too much of an idiot.
Looking at the everyday items page, there were a few that could appear with 9 DP.

“Alright, I’ve decided.”
“What is it, Kehma?”

Using up 5 DP, I summoned a [Buckwheat Pillow].

“I’m going to sleep.”

“While I sleep, please be quiet. Good night.”

Yeah, this is very convenient. Next thing I summon will be a [Futon].

While I laid down closing my eyes, the yapping voice slowly faded out.


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