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Kujonin
Author: Hanabokuro
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"No, wait, even if I got something good, how exactly do I use it?"
I said as I unfurled the panties I had gotten.
Behind the panties, the streets of Floura sprawl out.
I'm at the elevated ruins of the church.
Just like the prostitute, Ms Millia, said, when I asked the guards at the gate, they told me where it was.
The church is partially destroyed; two walls and the ceiling have completely fallen.
However, there's no sign of anyone coming, and the scenery below is also beautiful.
I can hear the song of songbirds, and there are small clouds floating in the sky.
Within all that, I have been staring at the panties for a short hour.
I don't know how I'm supposed to use it.
Smell it, wear it on my head, or rub it on my cheek, but I'm kind of feeling like, "And, why?"
I've seen things like an underwear thief having several thousand pieces of female underwear in their possession on the news in my previous world, but exactly do you do with them?
No, I'm wondering what to do with them, but that probably means I haven't become such a high-leveled person.
Dammit-! I, who haven't gone astray(hentai) am jealous!
It sees that I need to do some trial and error.
As a result, currently I am wearing the panties over my coverall.
"I wonder, exactly what am I doing?"
The question naturally welled up.
"Mr Komuro, what are you doing?"
"Heh!!??"
When I turn to look, there's a man like an villager older-brother figure sitting on top of the collapsed bricks, watching me.
The older-brother figure called me "Mr Komuro," my surname.
"Who might you be?"
"Huh-? You forgot? Mister Komuro?"
I did a search through my non-Intel brain, but the result was 0 hits.
I don't know at all.
"It's me, you know, me… God, you know."
"a!"
"The god who picked up the soul of you who died, threw you into this world, and left you there."
"Hello. Thank you, concerning that situation. And, what is that God-sama doing?"
"'What are you doing' is what I want to know."
", I'm just … while wondering what I should do with the panties I just got, I was doing some trial and error."
I was trying to gloss over it with all my strength, but it feels like he'll find out either way, so I honestly tell him.
"Honestly, in my long life as a god, I've never had such a person come here, so I'm a bit perplexed. Mr Komuro, is it that? You're going to write a light novel with the title, [I Tried on the Panties of a Prostitute from Another World]?"
"No, I don't particularly have those intentions."
"Is that so? Then I'm relieved."
"And, is there something?"
"I came to give you an oracle."
"An oracle? So there are those."
"There are, however … ! Not good! A weirdo's coming!!"
So saying, God-sama looked up at the sky.
CRASH-!!!!
Something crashed within the vicinity of the church while on fire.
"Hahahaha, you can't escape me. God."
With a pitch black face, the person who's on fire here and there stands up like there's nothing wrong.
To fall from the sky but remain alive, just what kind of body does this person have?
"Why'd you come!? Evil God!"
Evil God!? This person is the Evil God!?
"You want to know what I'm doing here? Isn't that obvious! I came for that other world … what are you doing?"
The Evil God point towards me, and in the middle of turning to face me, it seems he has some questions concerning my outfit.
"I'm just, I was thinking about pursuing the path of my transformation(hentai), and challenging myself, and it became like this."
"I,is that so. … it's a little too advant-garde. That get up, I mean."
"E,excuse me. You're kind of on fire, but are you okay?"
While the Evil God was staring at me in amazement, the Evil God's body is beginning to flare up into flames.
"Aa, that's right. I caught fire while entering the atmosphere a bit."
The Evil God patted his body down and extinguished the flames.
"Should I use Clean Up?"
"Sorry. If you would."
I used Clean Up on the Evil God and cleaned him up.
Finally able to make out his entire body, the Evil God is the type that's overflowing with manliness.
His outfit is a flashy necklace and ring, and leather pants and black tank top.
"At any rate, it's a long discussion, so sit."
The Evil God also followed God's proposal normally.
The three of us are sitting side by side atop the bricks of the broken down church.
On my right is God, on my left is the Evil God, and I sandwiched between gods, am in the mess of listening to the gods' grumblings.
For God, he wants to fire the spirits because they're not doing their jobs, but with reasons like, 'It's God's opprossion,' he's completely unable to fire them
"Those guys can't be used for nothing -!"
Even though he's God, his speech is gradually becoming less formal.
As for the Evil God, he's destroyed the southern hemisphere so much that there's nothing left to destroy, so it seems he's agonizing over what he should do.
"I've been destroying for one thousand years. I'm sick of it-!"
"Now then. What I wanted Mr Komuro to do is…"
"Wait a second. I'm the one who has something I want him to do."
God and Evil God said, respectively.
"Now, now, for now, I'll hear both sides and decide. Or like, why me?"
" " Because you came from another world, right?" "
The gods said, in stereo.
"For now, let's explain the current situation on this planet. Here's this planet's current state of affairs."
God said, and a miniature hologram of this planet came out from his right hand.
The hologram of the planet slowly rotated.
Ocean and green landmasses covered the northern hemisphere, but there was nothing but ashen land in the southern hemisphere.
"Here, look. There's nothing but barren land in the southern hemisphere, right? That stupid Evil God."
"You're the one that's stupid. You didn't hold the spirits back, and they made all those heroes. Isn't it stupid? Here, lookie here, this forest, the spirits are dumb, so it's gradually becoming barren."
Both of them are pointing at the hologram while making fun of each other.
When I look closely, there were a number of points that sparkled a lot in the southern hemisphere apart from the barren land.
"What are these?"
", those …"
The Evil God made a bitter face.
"This is also the result of this idiot. It's called a mana spot. It's a place where mana gathers. Let him tell you how those were made." (God)
"This is the scar from where my Demon King and God's Hero fought, this is when I crushed some worthless demons, here is there result where some humans were constructing a tower, so I though I would just destroy it, but it was too strong."
"Stupid, isn't it? It's because you're doing those things that magic can't be used in the southern hemisphere."
God said, calling Evil God stupid from the bottom of his heart.
"Eh? Magic can't be used?"
I asked the Evil God.
"Yah, because the mana is gathering at the mana spots. Mana is being thoroughly sucked away."
"Is there no way to scatter the mana?"
"I did try, but…"
"Evil God is stupid, so he immediately destroyed it."
"A~ so is that why you split the northern hemisphere off from the southern hemisphere?"
I asked God.
"Th,that's…"
Suddenly God, who had been calling the Evil God stupid, made a 'shit' kind of face.
"That's wrong! Mr Komuro!" (EG)
Evil God's eyes sparkled as he began to talk.
"This guy's subordinate is an idiot called the Space Spirit. A thousand years ago that idiot ran wild and made that dividing wall on his own. And even now, this guy hasn't been able to fire that idiot."
"E? Why?"
I asked God.
"This one, he doesn't listen to what I say~. That's actually easier to manage. I'm God, you know. Even though I put the spirits there to keep the world in balance, they're only concerned with making heroes."
"Maa, they're this idiot's subordinates, so they're dumb."
"What'd you say, idiot!?"
"Shut up, idiot!"
After that, they called each other 'stupid' for about 15 minutes.
"And, what did you want me to do?"
"Your specialty is extermination, right?"
I'm getting a bad feeling.
"First I'd like to request 'Hero Extermination'."
God said.
"Nonono, hero - that's a little…"
"It's fine. Heroes are just the henchmen of the idiot spirits who were bestowed blessings by those idiots."
Evil God said.
"And then, 'Collect Evidence that can get the Spirits Fired.'"
"That has nothing to do with extermination!"
"It's fine. You also do cleaning, right? It's natural to do so if you think of it as making the world cleaner."
God said.
"As for me, I want you to clean up the mana spots. I want you to diffuse them somehow."
This time it's the Evil God from the southern hemisphere.
"I have no idea about that."
"Please think of something~"
"Then, won't raising plants and having the mana blown about with the pollen be fine? After that, make a giant slime and make it divide again and again? On my side, I'll make a desiccant and go slime exterminating, so how about that?"
"You, are you a genius? I'll do that. A, there's also one more giant magic spot, but do you have an ideas?"
"E~ then, how about making a dungeon and connecting it to the northern hemisphere?"
"Oo-!! Yeah-! I'll do that. As expected, this can only be from someone who came from another world. Their way of thinking and way of dressing are crazy. I'm going to try it right away."
So say, the Evil God leapt into the sky.
"That idiot. It's fine if you just ignore him."
God said as he looked into the sky.
"H,haa."
"I ask of you for my own request from before."
"Can I decline it?"
"I'm God, you know. You can't refuse a request from God."
"Haa… hero killing, is it?"
I let out a heavy sigh.
"Yes, well, even if you don't kill them, if I can fire the spirits that gave them their blessings, they will naturally stop being heroes, though."
"Aa, I see."
"Maa, think about it as cleaning out a company and do your best."
"I get it. Although I'm not thrilled about it…"
"Then, I'll leave it to you."
So saying, God made to disappear.
And I suddenly thought of something.
"! Wait a second, please. I don't have to necessarily do it by myself, right?"
"Aa, of course. I don't mind if you do it with comrades."
"A, no, I was thinking about making a company."
"A company?"
Thankfully, I have a lot of money, and if I also increase the amount of people, it will be suitable for information gathering.
God said it was like cleaning out a company, but the region to be cleaned is the unbelievable region of the northern hemisphere.
There's no way I can do it alone.
Even if I gathered comrades, cleaning that region would take how many tens of years, even if we could do it.
And so I thought making a company, conducting training, and deploying people is faster.
"Yes, I feel like that way would be more efficient."
"Well, I don't care how. I'll leave it to you~"
So saying, God disappeared.
Like that I, while thinking about the plans for this, returned to the inn.
When I returned to the inn, Velsa said, "What's with that outfit?" and I finally realized I was wearing the panties, but that's for another night.
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