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TL: Thy Unsus
ED: Upsilon
It was 9 in the morning. Uu~, I didn’t sleep much. Yesterday, it had become a full-on banquet. Let’s recover with ‘Heal’. Kyle and Gale-san seemed to be sleepy as they descended to the 1st floor.
“Both of you, good morning.” (Akane)
“Ohh, Sasha, morning!” (Gale)
“Fuaahhh~~, ah, Sashsan, good morning.” (Kyle)
“Gale-san, you look energetic. Despite them making a racket to that extent yesterday. Kyle seems to be tired still.” (Akane)
“I’m very energetic. Since then, I’ve looked at the recipe for fried chicken and repeatedly practiced. The special is fried chicken from today’s evening." (Gale)
Gale-san, you didn’t sleep! Try your best~.
Moreover, I’ll also eat fried chicken to that extent today! Kyle was also delighted, well, it’s fine.
“It’s good you were pleased with it. If there is time, I also teach you about croquettes and pork fried with ginger.” (Akane)
“Even if you say ‘croquettes’, are they deep-fried in oil?” (Gale)¹
“Yes, croquettes are a cuisine of the masses. It is cheap despite this, and is a substitute said to be delicious.” (Akane)
“Whether or not such cuisines exist, I want to try to eat it immediately, but it is fried chicken for now.” (Gale)
“Well, may I eat some breakfast?” (Akane)
Breakfast was really modest, but my stomach expanded reasonably. Putting on my hooded coat, on the way to the guild, I bought lunch rations and went towards the guild. As I entered inside, Keinz-san and Lein-san were there.
“Lein-san, Keinz-san, good morning.” (Akane)
“Hey, Sasha, I heard. It seems you’ve made a new cuisine. It was fried chicken or something like that.” (Keinz)
“Moreover, I heard it suits ale.” (Lein)
“Huh!? It’s already well-known!” (Akane)
Quick. It was today’s yesterday!
“Aah, those guys who stayed at the Possible Roof were rolled up in boasting. An extremely beautiful person invented a new cuisine, and it was said it resulted in a banquet.” (Keinz)
A beautiful person, that makes me happy somehow.
“Although I thought you would do something, I didn’t think you would make a fuss with cooking.” (Lein)
“I taught Gale-san the recipe. He improved it to a certain extent, and if it became more delicious, he would tell the recipe to the public. It looks to me like everyone in the royal capital wants to eat it. Until then, there is a limit on guests.” (Akane)
“Is that true! To eat it immediately, you have no choice but to stay there?” (Keinz)
“As I thought. As to whether or not things would become like this, I made arrangements in advance.” (Lein)
“Lein, you’re cunning.” (Keinz)
“Keinz, what if you go from now?” (Akane)
“It’s impossible. I have an escort request from today, so I have to go to Halmut. I will return here after one week.” (Keinz)
The timing was bad.
“That’s regrettable. Please be patient.” (Akane)
“I will enjoy fried chicken together with Sasha.” (Lein)
Separating from Lein-san and Keinz-san, I went towards the bulletin board. It seemed I had come quite late, as the requests up to E-class had disappeared across the board. Well, I could accept D and E requests because I was a D-class. Hmm, ah, there’s a D. Subjugation of 3 orcs, and it’s fairly close from here. It’s a moderate request, let’s do this. Tearing off the note, I brought it to the receptionist.
“Excuse me, this request please.” (Akane)
“The subjugation of 3 orcs. Although I think there’s no problem because of Sashsan’s power, don’t be negligent. I’m called Karen, please treat me favorably.” (Receptionist->Karen)
“I’m Sasha. It is I who should say so, please treat me well.” (Akane)
Well now, let's go to my first job!
There was a big gate at the entrance and exit of Imperial Capital, and they checked for the existence of people’s criminal records inside a defensive room in the vicinity. Because I had no connections when I left, I passed through without stopping and went outside. Well, the place the orcs appeared was a place inside the forest which took an hour to walk to, so as a result I had originally wanted to rent a horse and go, but I ran because I had no money.
After running for 20 minutes, I couldn’t see the gate anymore. Although adventurers were fighting evil tribes in the vicinity of the forest’s entrance, they were simply burying them. Well, they were goblins. Although goblins were F-class, goblin lords were superior kinds, and it seemed goblin knights appeared rarely. However, care was required when it appeared. Because superior kinds took along subordinate kinds with them, there seemed to be many subordinate kinds in the vicinity, and it was said that there were also times they made worst villages². In that case, you must report it to the guild immediately. How about the orcs this time? Let’s be cautious, it’s almost the place of destination. Using my ‘Search LVL MAX’ skill, there indeed were orcs, 3 of them. Behind, there were 5 people and 1 beastman as well. I wondered if it was a separate case because they were a long way off from the orcs. Even when I extended the range more, superior kinds weren’t found. In novels, you’d encounter the superior kinds while exterminating goblins and orcs, then discover a village and annihilate it as is, and although it was a common pattern, such a convenient development won’t be early. Well, I’ll do them in.
---Although it was good I found the orcs, I recalled a game somewhere. Orcs themselves become rations if you sever their heads, so they repatriate to the item box as is. Whether or not the other party also noticed, they ran this way. Their weapons were clubs. Let’s attempt to stop their blows. The orc brandished its large club, and swung downward with all of its strength. Hmm, what should I say? Since I was disguised, this orc who was full of it tried to kill me but it was weak. I didn’t feel anything, not even an impact, even though I stopped his blow normally. Even after that, although I repeatedly stopped their blows when they swung their clubs downward many times over, I wondered if they didn’t have a learning ability. No more, I’ve lost interest. In the end, the subjugation of the 3 orcs ended in 10 minutes. Now then, shall I oppose the group of 6 that has surrounded me!
“Hey, you guys, I wonder if you have some business with me? Well, because there is business, it seems you’ve surrounded me. If you do not come out within 10 seconds from now, I will kill all of you guys. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.” (Akane)
Ah, a bow and arrow attack came from the tree 5 meters above. Well, you tried to kill me without warning, so let’s return it to your right shoulder. Grabbing the arrow, I threw it back to the right shoulder of the other party who shot at me. Alright, it hit.
“Eh? Uwah~, my right shoulder!” (???)
Ah, he fell. This time, it was a sword attack from behind. Catching hold of the sword with my bare hands, I stole it and thrust it into their right arm. Hmm, since the fight with an evil god, I was able to do it without hesitation even when I’m attacking people. I wonder if this was because I became an evil tribe.
“Guwa~, what! This guy!” (???)
Ah, the attacks stopped. The 4 remaining people came out. There was a cat beastmen girl about 10 years old, and her eyes were lifeless. She was probably a slave. Even in this country, there were normally slave merchants, and Gallot-san had said they were buying and selling people who were criminals. Among them, it seemed there were also black marketeers who would sell slaves which were kidnapped illegally.
The 4 other men, I guessed they were thieves from seeing them.
“You, how dare you hurt my comrades.” (???->Thief A)
“Ha! In spite of coming to attack that person, they get angry if it’s done back to them. A typical, stupid thief rascal. Well then, my time is also precious, so please die.” (Akane)
With ‘Person Appraisal’, I knew that they (other than the beastman) were thief rascals that were mentioned in the blacklist.
“You! Hey, listen to this one’s story. Well, since you are quite a fine jewel, be a slave--” (Thief A)
“Eh? Except for you, I’ve completely killed them already, but I’m going to deliver you to the guild as you’re the leader.” (Akane)
Since it was bothersome to move, the darkness magic ‘Dark Lance’ had gone through their chests and they had died.
“That, when did you! I didn’t even feel a surge of magic and there was no aria!” (Thief >Thief Leader)
“You fool! Why should I must have an aria for every one. It’s a waste of time. That’s right, tell me where your guys’ hideout is. I just wanted money.” (Akane)
“Ku, there’s no hideout. Because we disguised ourselves with a magic tool.” (Thief Leader)
Heehh, it looked like it was true. It couldn’t be helped.
“Damn, Finn, retreat, you’re a hindrance.” (Thief Leader)
Ah, this guy, he thrust away the girl. Hmm, where’d that guy go?
“You lost sight of me, it’s bad you were negligent, Hyahha~, die!” (Thief Leader)
I knew you were above me. Ah, I found a stone the size of a fist, it’s just right. Grabbing the stone, I aimed at that man’s stomach and threw it. And then, a direct hit----it was nice, but it hit his crotch instead of his stomach. Sorry, it wasn’t on purpose. The man dropped as is.
“Y-, y-, you, doing----something--like this. Damn--” (Thief Leader)
“Kuku, kukuku, hahahahaha, stop walking like that! You, I wonder if you know what you’re doing. Stop walking like Ma◯◯ru Jaku◯◯³. Hahahahaha.” (Akane)
“You---did it----you son of a bitch---” (Thief Leader)
“Forgive me~, hahahahaha. B-, because I’ll die from laughter as is, quickly faint.” (Akane)
“Gu~, what.” (Thief Leader)
As he was of no use anymore, I made him lose consciousness.
Dangerous dangerous, I was on the verge of dying from laughter.
“---Eh, ----eh, eh, eh, fue~~~, you instant killed the Galum Gang~~!!!” (Girl)
Ah, there was a girl.
In spite of her not having any life until some time ago, I wonder if she recovered with the shock from seeing me defeating them in an instant.
“Hmm, these guys were the Galum thief group, eh? Well, I’m not interested, so with the exception of Galum, I’ll put them all in the item box.” (Akane)
Now, what to do with this girl?
“I’m called Sasha. You are?” (Akane)
“Fue, I-, I am called Finn. Until now, I was the Galum Gang’s slave. Err---please kill me.” (Girl->Finn)
What was this girl saying abruptly? But, she didn’t have a left arm when I looked properly. There was also a severe burn mark on her face. Those guys, they can’t do such things to a small child like this!
“‘Max Heal’.” (Akane)
It was top ranking among recovery magic. As expected, her burn mark and loss of her left arm were repaired.
“Eh, eh, eh, fue~~, my left arm was mended~~!” (Finn)
“Look in the mirror, and try to look at your face.” (Akane)
“Hou~~, there’s no burn mark. I’m completely healed~.” (Finn)
This child, her reactions were amusing one by one.
“Even though things may appear this way, do you want to die still?” (Akane)
“No, ah, um, thank you very much for the medical treatment. U, uu~, uwa~n.” (Finn)
Huh? Eh? She was crying? It was understandable. Well, I have to go back to the royal capital because I cannot be like thus the whole time.
“Although I will take Galum and return to the royal capital from now, what about Finn?” (Akane)
“I’ll also go!” (Finn)
“Well then, let’s depart.” (Akane)
“Yes!” (Finn)
Translator's Notes
¹ - Ohhh noooo, he’s already hooked to deep-fried foods. ▲
² - The villages they make are called ‘worst villages’. Kinda simple, like how the inn she stayed at was named ‘Possible Roof’. ▲
³ - Sorry, but I don’t know what/who this might be. ;-; ▲
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-Thy Unsus