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Published at 6th of January 2020 12:22:26 PM
Chapter 5
Chapter 5: Solo Kill We1less, Teasing TBQ
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“Zed has a higher HP base! If this carries on, Talon will be the first to drop!”

“WTF, our Kun Shen sure is awesome! Might as well play professionally! Level 1 and already solo killing We1less!”

“Host 666666, I salute you for your skills!”

“Host, please receive these ten sets of 1314 . Even if you don’t solo-kill We1less, I still admire your godlike skills!”

“Damn super 6666, I concede to your strength!!”

“Attention now… Host’s future streaming, I will definitely be following!”

Just as Xiao Ran’s streaming channel was at its peak…

Once his spell CDed, Talon executed a normal attack then swiftly turned around to use his W spell “Rake” and flung out hoop-shaped blades .

The “swash swash” double attack landed cleanly on Zed .

At the same time, the spell claimed two last hits on the minions .

Right when the two minions fell, Talon’s body suddenly had a flash of the level up glow!

He got to level 2 first!

We1less instantly picked up the Q spell and used his lightning reflexes to control Talon as he stabbed Zed with “Noxian Diplomacy”, which added on another stack of bleeding effect .

Then he activated [Ignite] on Xiao Ran’s Zed .

In an instant, the situation changed from trading normal attacks to the bloodthirsty tempo of battle till death!

The channel suddenly went quiet as everyone was dazzled by We1less’s display of skillful mechanics .

“Damn!”

Xiao Ran was shocked too, but he reacted in time to press on D, as a puff of golden glow lighted up .


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Xiao Ran was in time to [Flash] and retreat .

We1less didn’t plan to let his enemy off so easily as he committed himself in the pursuit .

“Damn you . I’m not afraid of you coming but rather you escaping!”

Xiao Ran controlled Zed to brandish and attacked a dying minion on his side .

Last hit acquired .

The fallen minion, transformed into experience points for Zed to absorb .

At that same moment, Zed encounter the same level up glow!

Within a second, Xiao Ran picked up the W spell .

He then cast “Living Shadow”, which dashed out sharply as the shadow clone instantly reached We1less . It was followed up with an immediate Q spell, Razor Shuriken .

The actual Zed and its shadow clone moved identically to throw out a shuriken .

“Chi chi!”

Both shurikens hit We1less!!

Dealing twice the damage!

Xiao Ran then activated the second effect of the W spell, swapping places with the shadow clone . Now next to We1less, he followed up with a normal attack and [Ignite] .

The tables have turned, We1less’s HP bar was now left with a tenth of it left!

Then, another puff of golden glow flashed .

Once he realized he was in danger, We1less decisively executed [Flash]……

As Xiao Ran controlled Zed to backed up behind his own minion wave as he snorted, “F**k me! We1less will be We1less, this Flash to death is damn awesome!”

As Xiao Ran ended his sentence, We1less’s Talon fell to the ground with an “Ah!” .

“First Blood!”

The female system notification sounded .


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“Damn! Too formidable!”

“I’ve gotta admit, host is damn 6666!!”

“Host, twenty sets of 1314, receive it well, you’re welcome!”

“My god! This is so thrilling! It’s even better than LPL!!”

(TL note: LPL – LoL Pro League, is China’s LoL professional league like a football premier league)

“Host is too ruthless! Even more aggressive than Vayne!!!”

“Host, if you continue to be so 6666, I will not be able to stop myself from buying you a Diamond Division account!!”

“Host, accept me as your disciple!”

“Host, I have a beautiful sister, if you are interested, add me on QQ!!”

(TL note: QQ is an instant messaging app by Tencent)

“Solo kill at level 2? What kind of tempo is this?” TBQ was astonished . He just finished slaying the red buff and We1less was solo killed?

“Damn it, isn’t that Zed too lucky? There was just too many crits . I have calculated the damage output and Flash should have definitely been enough for me to escape!”

We1less lost all his face after getting solo killed by a nobody and had to explain his loss .

“Ah Quan (TBQ), come over and help me for a single wave . I am being suppressed by Zed!”

“On my way!”

Xiao Ran went back to the fountain, purchased a Dagger and two bottles of health potions before returning to mid lane .

“Host, solo kill We1less again!!”

“Yea! Destroy mid lane!!”


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“Host, go on! Don’t back down now! Just kill!!!”

“Damn it, I went for a toilet break and didn’t get to see host solo kill We1less . Host, do it again!”

“Host’s speed made me lose my pants!!!”

After activating [God’s Vision Card], Xiao Ran could see every movement of the enemy champions .

And as he watched, TBQ’s Lee Sin came running to mid lane after clearing the wolves camp .

Xiao Ran declared calmly, “Do you guys know that We1less and TBQ are actually gay buddies? After I solo kill We1less, I bet that TBQ will come seeking revenge . Do you guys believe it?”

“What Kun Shen says makes sense . During their league games, wolves and wraiths camps were always reserved for We1less . Must have been TBQ trying to pamper We1less . ”

“So what about it? Stay valiant and don’t back down host!”

“Host, are you finding excuses? Anyway, your solo kill can be used to boast for a whole year . ”

“Host, just do it! If not I will change from fan to hater!”

“Go on host! Don’t be a coward!”

Xiao Ran had no comments when he looked at these bunch of viewers who desired to see the world in chaos . But this was a great chance to stand out!

“Me? Terrified? I have never seen anyone gustier than me! Be it LoL or woman, one word from me, F**K!”

After Xiao Ran used Q to claim another dying minion, he noticed how aggressive We1less was playing . He then said, “Do you guys see how aggressive We1less is playing? What does it mean? Someone is behind him!”

“Let me give you guys an analysis . TBQ’s Lee Sin definitely started off with red buff then rotated to the wraiths camp . ”

“According to my calculations, after TBQ finish clearing the wraiths, I was back at base and he would have gone to clear the wolves camp to then come to gank me . So I am certain that TBQ is in the brushes of the lower river!”

“Seriously? Host I almost believe your analysis . ”

“What the… Host, are you Detective Conan?”

“Host, you can’t be this godly right?”

“I am not convinced, I seek evidence!”

“Me too! If TBQ is truly in the brushes of the lower river, I will immediately gift three sets of 1314!!”

Xiao Ran was precisely waiting for this response!

“Alright, let me prove it and at the same time teach you guys a technique . ”

Xiao Ran declared and moved Zed towards the lower river at the same time .

“Planting a ward in the river… Especially against a jungler like Lee Sin who can Q you and activate the Q again to close the gap; you need to plant the ward while using movement mechanics like me . ”

TBQ’s every movement was long exposed to Xiao Ran’s eyes . Thus when he plants the ward, he controlled Zed to narrowly dodge Lee Sin’s Q .

“What the f**k!”

“What the flying f**k!”

These two voices were from We1less and TBQ .

“What the f**k!”

“What the f**k!!”

“WHAT THE F**K!!!”

Countless “What the f**ks” could be seen on Xiao Ran’s, We1less’s, and TBQ’s streaming channel .

“F**k me! This is too godly . The one that gave out Zed’s streaming room, please give me the room number again!”

“Damn it . I’ve gotta go to that host’s room to watch . ”

“What is this? Even that Q was dodged . That was sick!”

“This guy is definitely a new upcoming star!”

We1less’s and TBQ’s streaming room had a large drop in viewers as they all rushed to Xiao Ran’s streaming channel .

Xiao Ran’s streaming room suddenly burst with viewers and comments…

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