“If you say it, you do it . Hurry up and eat shit!!!”
“How dare you look down on my great JAY . ”
“Everyone stop talking and quietly wait for PDD to eat some hot shit . ”
“WTF, who has a chopper . If PDD doesn’t eat shit, I will go and hack that bastard . ”
“As a streamer, you have to do the things you say . You need to have the integrity of a streamer . Otherwise, I shall deliver you a word: Loser . ”
“Is PDD going to abuse his authority?”
“No, he is just a cheap person . ”
…
When PDD saw the entire screen of messages that were asking him to eat shit and cursing at him, he didn’t dare to reply anything .
His face was so depressed that it was red like a tomato:
This god damn JAY, why did they have to win the team fight?
And that Fiddlesticks’ ult . When Tahm Kench Devoured him and dove the turret, the turret actually didn’t hit anyone .
WTF, what kind of freaking trend is this?!?
PDD wasn’t the only depressed person
Fireloli was also extremely depressed .
The weather was great today, but it was a pity that there were no magpies and only crows .
(TL note: Chinese believe that magpies are an auspicious omen and crows are bad omen)
When one’s luck wasn’t good, all sorts of unlucky things would happen .
Fireloli’s face looked as though he had nothing left to live for .
As a skilled jungler of IM and a celebrity player, he had never encountered such an embarrassing situation before .
He couldn’t do anything when he was counter-jungled; he failed in all his ganks on the top and mid-lanes; he coordinated a 3v1 gank on bot-lane, but ended up getting counterganked and had to sell out his ADC… Why was this happening…
This was the first time Fireloli lost confidence in himself .
This was definitely a great shock . He looked like he was slumping from behind and his eyes were getting dim .
When the camera was on Fireloli’s face, all the viewers could see that he was exceptionally sullen .
That’s right, there was also AmazingJ .
As IM’s most reliable player, he had been ganked and killed multiple times .
This god damn pillar had been forcefully ganked into a small little rod!
How were they going to continue playing!?
As the messages were getting lesser in PDD’s streaming channel, he pretended to cough .
“Hey brothers, be reasonable . This Fiddlesticks and Tahm Kench combo is really too tricky and dirty!”
“Originally, I thought that the ‘Bind, Lick, Devour, Suck’ combo was already dirty enough . I didn’t expect for Fiddlesticks’ ult and Tahm Kench’s Devour to disregard the turret attacks . ”
“Haiya, I feel as though all the time spent playing LoL has been in vain!”
PDD could see that JAY was a team of strategy . Furthermore, there wasn’t a dirtiest strategy, only dirtier!
His YM didn’t lose in an overly embarrassing manner… At least, they didn’t get ganked to death at one of the lanes .
Otherwise, his team’s players might just suffer a mental collapse .
Take this match for example, JAY had been persistently suppressing IM’s core player, AmazingJ .
One had to admit that such a method was indeed the best .
As long as they could successfully suppress AmazingJ and didn’t let him develop, they would have a great advantage in team fights .
After Fiddlesticks, Tahm Kench, and Amumu killed the three enemy champions, they worked together to take down the top-lane’s outer turret and obtained the First Turret gold .
At the same moment, the bot-lane’s Ashe and Karma had also hit level 6 .
Level 6 was a changing point where most of the champions would have power burst .
It was also a contradiction that it was the moment for battle .
“Miss Fortune doesn’t have Flash, JAY’s members are all at the top-lane, Brand is still pushing the turret at mid-lane . We can dive and kill this time . ” IM’s support said quickly .
Jinjiao who had been sullen from all the pressure had instantly been invigorated .
“Then what are we waiting for? Hurry up and clear the minions and allow our minions to enter the turret range . Go and link her!”
Ashe and Karma’s minion clearing speed was godlike and soon enough, the minion wave entered the attack range of the turret .
“Do it!”
As soon as Jinjiao said it, Karma immediately gave herself the E spell and charged at Miss Fortune under the turret . She then used R to link onto Miss Fortune and wanted to root Miss Fortune in place .
Wu Xiaofan made a swift decision according to the situation .
He wasn’t able to run anymore and could only clear the minions before the turret quickly and wished he could trade kills .
Wu Xiaofan calmly controlled Miss Fortune and executed the E spell in front of him first, before activating the R spell [Bullet Time] .
[Bullet Time]: Miss Fortune channels a barrage of bullets for 3 seconds, dealing (+75% total) (+20%) physical damage per wave .
When [Bullet Time] was activated, Ashe immediately pressed on the R spell .
A resplendent and beautiful enchanted arrow was launched at Wu Xiaofan’s Miss Fortune .
Wu Xiaofan was rooted by Karma’s Focused Resolve before he ate an Enchanted Crystal Arrow .
The distance was very close and the stun duration from Ashe’s ult wasn’t too long, but it was more than enough .
With Karma’s Q and Ashe’s Q, followed up by the quick normal attacks, it had instantly killed the stunned Miss Fortune .
“IM finally got their first kill . Bot-lane’s Jinjiao used an accurate Enchanted Crystal Arrow to stun Miss Fortune and claim the kill with Karma’s combo attack . ”
“In fact, IM’s bot-lane has quite a huge lead . Ashe might have died once and Miss Fortune was the one to get the kill, but in terms of CS, Miss Fortune is lacking significantly . ”
“That’s right, Jinjiao is farming well and if IM can turn the tide, it will be up to the bot-lane . ”
After killing Miss Fortune, Ashe and Karma conveniently destroyed the outer turret at bot-lane which was already left with half health .
Jinjiao took the turret’s gold alone and received yet another sum of gold .
After pushing the lane and recalling back to base, IM made a change .
Ashe and Karma went to the top-lane while Poppy went to bot-lane alone .
This lane swap was obvious to protect Jinjiao’s Ashe .
When Tahm Kench returned back to lane and saw the opposing Ashe and Karma, he panicked a little .
There was simply no chance of winning when facing these two champions!
However, Xiao Ran had already predicted this lane swap .
“Amumu, go to mid-lane and gank . ” Xiao Ran commanded .
“Alright! Eh, Captain, are you not going to mid-lane with me?” Amumu asked as he felt strange when he saw Fiddlesticks going to top-lane .
“It is enough for you to go to mid-lane alone . I will camp at top-lane . ”
Fiddlesticks and Amumu parted ways .
“Tahm Kench, you are a tank, what are you so afraid of?!” When Xiao Ran saw Tahm Kench hiding under the turret, he yelled out angrily .
“Eh…” Tahm Kench was a little reluctant, “But the opposition is Ashe and Karma who are farming well . ”
“Stop your nonsense, aren’t’ I here? Don’t cower, just do it!”
Tahm Kench felt a sudden urge in courage after hearing Xiao Ran and used his Q spell to lick Ashe that was outside the turret .
“Oh? You still dare to fight back, there must be someone backing you . ” Jinjiao chuckled and took two steps back without confronting Tahm Kench .
“Amumu appeared on the minimap earlier and should be ganking mid . ” Karma suddenly said .
“You sure?”
“Yes . ” Karma nodded firmly and said, “But I don’t know where Fiddlesticks is as I didn’t see him earlier . ”
“Fiddlesticks has been moving together with Amumu all the time . It means we can fight this one!”
Before Jinjiao’s statement finished, he controlled Ashe to make a move .
“WTH, what is this situation, they actually initiated the fight?” Tahm Kench got a shock to see the aggressive Ashe and Karma .
He sidestepped a spell and quickly asked, “Captain, what should we do? Do we fight or not?”
“Since they want to fight, we will give it to them . It is just what I wanted . ” Xiao Ran laughed mischievously .
After obtaining Xiao Ran’s firm reply, Tahm Kench immediately advanced bravely and kept on licking Ashe and moving .
Ashe and Karma didn’t idle around and had used all their spells in response .
At this moment, Fiddlesticks was hiding in the brush and started to cast his ult…