Published at 13th of January 2021 11:36:44 AM
Chapter 379
Meeting Caraway-san again, I finished introducing her to Anima and the others, who she had never met before . I didn’t know why, but Anima had an unusually good impression of Caraway-san for some reason .
Do they feel some kind of connection between them, being that both of them are beast-type Demons?
At about the same time this question popped into my mind, a voice suddenly called out .
[……Sorry for waiting, everyone!]
Vigorous familiar voices…… Turning towards the voice, Sieg-san held her head in her hands .
At the end of our gazes, two shadows came running .
A familiar-looking man and woman came running towards us, dashing towards us in a zigzag pattern while crisscrossing with each other . As they intercrossed in front of us, they did a cartwheel in the air before landing . They then did a backflip, stood back-to-back, and ended it with a pose .
[Long time no see, everyone!]
[We have arrived~~]
Of course, it was Sieg-san’s parents who showed up with an aura that blew away everyone’s mind…… Risan and Fisan .
[We totally nailed it, Rei . ]
[Yeah, all the practice we did for this day paid off . It was a perfect entrance! Everyone seemed so moved that they were speechless . ]
You’re mistaken . We were so dumbfounded that we’re speechless .
Also, Rei-san and Fisan, it’s fine and all for you to be proud of your achievement but…… If you don’t step on the brakes soon, Sieg-san would start focusing on you, you know?
But of course, the two wouldn’t settle down easily, and Sieg-san’s usual scolding was about to begin…… but for some reason, I heard “a voice different from earlier” .
[……Fufufu, ahaha, haa–HAHAHA! You call that a perfect entrance? Naive! You’re as naive as a new-born baby!]
[W- Who are you!?]
……As far as I knew, she was the world’s greatest idiot .
[It can’t be helped . For the sake of the young chicks who don’t yet know the vastness of the sky, Let me show you what true entrance looks like!]
With her headache-inducing monologue, an idiot and the clone of said idiot came running from the distance…… in a cat and dog stuffed costume……
Then, the idiot dog and the idiot cat jumped in the middle of the group, crossing with each other while doing horizontal spins .
Their movements certainly look amazing, but if it’s her, even if she made an entrance like that……
[T- That’s impossible! C- Could that possibly be…… “The Divine Exchange”!?]
[T- This is unbelievable…… Isn’t that a lost technique!?]
However, there were two people who were actually hooked by her movements .
In front of their gazes, the idiot dog and idiot cat landed and immediately did a twisting backward knee trip, and with a spin, they kicked each other’s legs in the air to return to their original positions .
[How could this be!? You linked the Divine Exchange with a “Double Crescent Moon”!?]
[I- It’s not possible for one’s body to withstand that! What is with these two, are you monsters……]
I’ve been wondering about this for a while, but what is this? What’s with the very cool names? Who the heck gave it those names?
After running and lining up in a row, the idiot dog stepped on the idiot cat’s shoulder and leaped high into the air while spinning around . The idiot cat approached her, leaping across the ground like a gymnast, and then struck a pose at the area where the idiot dog landed with their backs facing each other .
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[…… Aaahhhh…… “Shooting Star”…… How could…… this be……]
[Moreover, the other one did a “Ground Combination”…… T- There’s no way humans can do that!]
……You two aren’t humans either, Rei-san and Fisan . You’re elves, remember?
For us, what the idiots did didn’t really matter, but for Rei-san and Fisan, the idiot duo’s entrance was really shocking, as they both fell to their knees and hung their heads at the same time .
[……We lost . ]
[……I never thought there would be performers like them in the world…… Who in the world are you!?]
……They’re the irredeemable idiots .
[Fufufu, I’m glad you asked . I’m the star that shines on the world…… the Mysterious Transcendental Beauty Alice-chan!]
[ [ W- What did you say!? ] ]
Rei-san, Fisan, you’re getting too into the mood . Somehow, even though I’m just watching them, I felt really tired .
[The Mysterious Transcendental Beauty Alice-chan…… W- Who in the world are you!?]
[I- I don’t know who that is at all…… That must be why she calls herself the Mysterious Transcendental Beauty Alice-chan huh!]
No, that’s just because that’s her name, okay!? For crying out loud, she just said her name was Alice!
[Fuuu, I can’t tell you who I am but……]
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Even though you just said your name to them!? You aren’t hiding anything, you’re being completely open!
[You guys have a lot of potential . All I wish is that you don’t become complacent . The pinnacle of your career as performers is still a long way off . Please keep that in mind and keep working hard . ]
[The Mysterious Transcendental Beauty Alice-chan…… T- Thank you very much!]
[Yes, we’ll try our best to catch up with the Mysterious Transcendental Beauty Alice-chan one day!]
I couldn’t keep up with them anymore……
In front of me, who couldn’t keep up with them at all due to the difference in tension, Rei-san and Fisan were in tears, as if they were overcome with emotions…… until swords were thrust towards their necks .
[……U- Ummm, Sieg? T- This is……]
[Sieg-chan, calm down……]
[…………… . . ]
Sieg-san’s eyes were filled with murderous intent . Well, they reaped what they sowed .
[……You two are being disrespectful to Phantasmal King-sama!]
[ [ ……Eh? Phantasmal King…… -sama? ] ]
When Sieg-san told them that, they completely stiffened…… before a few moments later, they slowly turned to Alice .
[……Errr…… you’re…… Phantasmal King-sama?]
[Yes, the true identity of the Mysterious Transcendental Beauty Alice-chan…… Tadahh! The Phantasmal King!]
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With exaggerated movements, she took off her stuffed costume and appeared in the form of the Phantasmal King, clad in a black hood with dangling chains .
When Rei-san and Fisan saw this, the color completely disappeared from their faces…… and they smoothly knelt down in a dogeza .
[M- M- M- My apologies! W- W- W- We didn’t know you were Phantasmal King-sama……]
[P- Please excuse us for our rudeness……]
Perhaps remembering their flippant conversation from earlier, they both shuddered and said their apologies .
Hearing this, Alice nodded once in satisfaction and began to speak in a pompous tone .
[Well, it’s no wonder you don’t recognize me . Not only am I the Phantasmal King, I’m also a top-notch performer…… Each of my movements are perfectly sophisticated beauty brought into existence . Just for this moment, you can buy this “Performance Textbook” that I wrote for the special price of———- Fugyaaahhh!?]
[……Stop fooling around and behave yourself . ]
[K- Kaito-san!? N- No, I was just instructing them as fellow performe——– Migyaaahhh!? Y- You’ww teaw off my chweeks…… You’ww teaw them off! You’ww teawing them off!]
[……Come here for a sec . ]
[Niyaahhh!? Don’t dwag me whiyle youw hand is on my chweek…… I- I’m sowwwwwwy! I got cawwied awaaaayyy!]
Beating up the idiot who started coercing the two frightened people to buy her stuff, I forcibly dragged her away .
Just because I’ve been spoiling her a bit lately, she’d become like this…… It’s been a while since I scolded her . Let’s do that .
[……Hey, Sieg-chan? Is that person really Phantasmal King-sama?]
[Yes . ]
[……Ummm, Miyamkun is making her sit in a seiza and scolding her……]
[……She’s the Phantasmal King . ]
Dear Mom, Dad———- I rendezvoused with Rei-san and Fisan . It would have ended with just a few words of greeting, but a certain idiot made it take a staggering amount of time . Unnn…… It’s been a while since I straightened her out———- so I’ll scold her .