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Chapter 004 - Who the hell knows what I have experienced (Part 1) Who the hell knows what I have experienced (part 1)   

“Speeak up, to even touch the most important place for a girl, you really want to die don’t you….”

Without waiting for his reply, I clenched my hand into a fist and aimed for his face. Perverts who knows no moderation are clearly ruining the image for gentlemans in this generation. All these perverts should be punished by everyone for the crimes they have committed!

A right straight brutally swung towards him, I could even feel my first cut through the air. Just as his face was about to eat my first, it hit a layer of cotton candy, with my small fist ending up a millimeter away from his nose and unable to move any further.

This stranger which took advantage of me [Tn: sexually] without holding back glanced at me and then wrapped me into his arms. My body was in a position of prostration while leaning on his [Tn: riding on his thighs while facing him], with my chin resting on his shoulder. As I struggled, my wandering gaze landed on the text he was typing on his phone:

The Loli I captured just now is trying to kill me,what should I do? Need reply as soon as possible!!

『Smiley face emoji』

The flames from my anger began to burn away my sanity, without even thinking as to why my fist did not reach him just now, I pushed him away and readied another first for the second strike.

“Alright master, please calm down. I'm this planet’s manager ID:a23187 and one of the most trustworthy attendants….”

At the same time when I was “thrown” onto a sofa, he did a perfect butler's bow. As he bowed,the atmosphere surrounding him instantly became serious with a hint of elegance. This aura felt like it was only given off by the middle ages royalty.

This...seems like he came from a reasonable background...this suit fits him quite well...something's wrong…wasn't this guy wearing a tracksuit with some weird jacket? When did it become a suit? No no no...where am I? How is there sofa in the park? There's also a carpet! What's with that fireplace!!? Where the am I??!!

“Master, this is your palace. I specifically used a european building design for you, and I hope you like it… Dinner is prepared, would you like to have dinner first or a bath..” 

[Tn: why not both :3]

“Palace my ass! I want to go back! Where have you taken me! Are you actually a kidnapper?! But then what's the point in asking you!”

Th..this is in the sky? 

[Tn: castle + sky = Castle in the sky]

Gazing down from the balcony railings, what else was there but thick layers of clouds? Layers of clouds stacked on top of each other, forming a wall to make the height of where I am unknown. 

“Elder sister, the man-made hot spring is prepared and can be used. Please accept my services to wash you, and the dinner has your favourite dessert tonight…”

He walked towards me as he talked… and then carried me over his shoulder??!! Why is he carrying me like some kind of sandbag?!! The story isn’t supposed to go like this authorrrr!!!!

Just as I was about to struggle and break free, I discovers that there wasn't a single muscle which I can move. I… can’t move?? What’s going on? WAIT WAIT! I think I realised something… my current body is absolutely trash!! Over Exercising can actually kill ahhhh!!!

Splash~~~

I was thrown just like that into the spring… master my ass, is that how you treat your master! Making your master take a bath before even letting them eat, taking them to bathe by carrying them over your shoulder. I can tolerate up to this point but throwing someone into the spring without even taking off their clothes? What is the meaning of this??!!

Right now I don’t even have the effort to care about where I am or what the mysterious person’s identity is. Halfway though complaining do I then realise I can’t swim!!

“Somebody...Anybody….Glugglugglgu...I.gluglgug...I can’t...Can’t swim...the butler is trying to kill his master…”

Fuck you and your bathtub (pool?) someone can die from it being this big! My emotions were all over the place and couldn't even laugh at my misfortune. I treasured the opportunity for me to become a girl when it appeared before me. Only now do I regret my choice...if I had another chance then I would say fuck it to the offer. I'm even going to lose my life because of...wait what?? There's a bottom to this pool??!!

“Master, the water only goes up to 50cm...and I heard everything when you were denouncing me in your head….”

“uhh……” the chronic embarrassment cancer has triggered once again!

“I carried and threw master in such a fashion because master seems like a person who would easily succumb into heat...and regarding the matter on your clothes I have already turned them into a bathing towel….”

Yyyyyou’re blaming me now?!!! I-II try to explain what youuu-ouuu….

“Master has an expression of a template cute airhead, turns out your emotions are unnaturally lively huh~” he grinned at his own comment.

What do you mean cute airhead…no way right?...I was just hesitating on what to say...it's enough if I just shut my mouth and thought about it for a moment right?

My face was slightly flushed and felt really uncomfortable...or maybe it's because of my tendencies of being a person with a fixed mindset and I really did accuse him wrongly...

When I returned to reality from my train of thoughts, I realised I was leaning onto something soft. The warm water reaches up to my neck just barely, the crystal clear water allowed me to witness the small swelling from my chest. A pair of hands were clearly seen to be enveloping me from behind, their thumbs genteelly massaging the palms of my hands giving me a great feeling of security...

Wait, how did the hands appear? What's that soft feeling behind me??!! And you tried to make me feel sorry for you!!

“Ahh~ Master has finally regained her senses. Please don't panic, I am the same as you master, a girl~”

Haa?!

Then that soft thing… It's… Oppai? No wonder the skin felt so smooth at the beginning! No…I'm getting hugged by a girl right now…while being naked..and lying on her body!!

Blood flowed from my nose without reserve...even though I never had much interests towards girls, but my body still reacts to this stimulation….

“You...you're really a girl?...”

  Feeling both slightly awkward and aroused…. If he really was a girl then the one who took the advantage was me...what does this have to be so complicated…I want to go home...and also…why does all these annoying things have to happen to me! I threw away my male body to receive love and care but what I get instead is a girl? Are you trying to harass me God??!

“It's alright master, just calm down…if you want to be violated just say it directly…”

A sweet voice sounded next to my ear, not like the greasy kind of sweet, but instead a refreshing feeling, making anyone who hears it feel refreshed as if they are wrapped in the cool winds of Spring.

If you think the reason why I did not retort to that because it is very very embarrassing and unnerving speech then you're completely in the wrong!!

“Are you really telling the truth when you call me your master...and also where is this place...and also if possible please let go…” I forced myself to remain composed but in reality this was driving me mad.

“Ah, I apologise for not explaining to master earlier. This is skycastle 666, currently located at the southeast reign of China, way up~ way up~ in the air. Hugging master like this is really comfortable so I am not planning to stop. If master is worried about taking advantage of me, don't worry since my mind and body…”

[Tn: 666 in china means amazing/overpowered it is often used on the internet when someone with great experience or skill appears]

“Stop! Stop! I don't want to listen to your internet corrupted bullshit!”

[Tn: the author uses ‘dalao’ meaning someone heavily influenced by the Internet and forms of media.]

That mother fker, how can we even be together if this person is so unreliable? What does he mean by the 666 before the sky castle? Is he trying to taunt me by saying way up way up? Although being hugged by such a soft girl indeed feels great, but there is still a strange feeling of unease… yes, it's the feeling of loss… the sudden desire to be violated came to me naturally…no wait! Why am I thinking of this kind of things?

“Master...I can actually feel the same thoughts and emotions in your head...if master wants we can play to master heart’s content….

Ah...I forgot about this chance...what a strange mind reading technique...

*Cough cough* “...we have been in the water for some time already right?...once we get back on shore (shore??) We’ll just stick a dildo up there *cough cough* ...hmmm...yes we’ll do just that!!”

Wha wha wha did I just say?! Did I really say that? I can’t believe I said such absurdity … Am i actually a pervert??!!

“Sorry… master … I don’t want that thing to take the first time of something so precious… could we…” 

“Then plug it in the back, also please let go of my hands first! I can’t get up like this!!

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