He wanted me to go into enemy territory, make my way to the boss monster, and convince him (or her, or possibly it) to give peace a chance.
As flattering as it was to be considered suitable for such a mission, I got the distinct impression my triumphant return had not been pencilled into Gullen’s diary. If we succeeded, great. If we didn’t, meh, try something else.
What I needed to do was offer him a better alternative. Or at the very least, a reason why this plan would work better without my participation.
“Ag, man. Look at this!” screamed Dana. She had managed to get out from under Jenny and Claire—who had both shifted their focus to our impending foray into the exciting world of international affairs—and was holding her wig under Gullen’s nose. “Do you know how hard it is to find good quality centaur hair in this stupid world? I had a farm in Africa!”
The mention of centaurs provoked a barrage of whispering behind me.
Ooh, centaurs... Will we get to see one?
I wonder if they wear clothes.
Do you think the girls go topless?
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