Eh? Why am I translating random novels when I could be translating ID or MoM? Shhh, don’t question it.
Enjoy!
TL: Thy Unsus
ED: Upsilon
This is the same content as the short story.
It is acceptable to skim over this and read the short story.
Sunday evening.
He lied down on his back on his bed after having a bath. For hours.
He looked for web novels to read on his favorite tablet computer.
“Oh, it was updated after a long time.” (Tatsuya)
Immediately after seeing the update notice of the novel, he read it with pleasure.
The contents were a good game-like parallel universe reincarnation.
As it was adapted into a light novel, the updates had, regrettably, become slow.ᴬ
He couldn't complain because it seemed the author himself was motivated with the goal of having it adapted into a book. Besides, it was free.
He steadily had become drowsy while looking for and reading some other works in addition.
His usual pattern was to let go of his consciousness as is.
Suddenly, he took his eyes off from the tablet, and tried to pray silently while looking at his hand.
『Status・Open』(Tatsuya)
He was still a highschool student, even though things appeared this way.
He consciousness was something like someone lightly dying if bare.
With a head that was being ruled by drowsiness, his fitful disease of the pastchunnibyou had returned.¹
Well, everyone has tried to do it once.
Everyone knows they did it.
Nothing happened.
Kamehameha waves wouldn’t shoot, and you couldn’t even use the ‘Dancing Sky Art’.²
Even if you swung an umbrella you wouldn’t become advance-trash, and you couldn’t use magic as well.³
There was no transformation even when shouting ‘Transform!’ while having a belt attached.
Even when praying silently for things like ‘Status・Open’, there is no way something like a status would appear.
(Such a thing, i-……eh?)
Even when praying silently for things like ‘Status・Open’, there is no way something like a status would appear.
……that's how it was supposed to be.
However, he clearly saw that with his eyes.
Full Name: Endou Tatsuya (Virgin)ᴮ
Species: Human
Age: 16
Family Members: Father・Mother・Younger Sister
Physical Strength: 82
Muscle Strength: 70
(The rest is omitted)
He didn’t know what was what.
He……Endou Tatsuya wasn’t a special person.
Things like special abilities, he had nothing of the sort.
There was no way he’d be able to see things like statuses.
(Ah~, a dream. I guess I fell asleep before I was aware of it?)
Tatsuya readily concluded it was a dream.
He thought about things like enjoying himself inside his dream as is, but he was sleepy anyways.
Having a dream and thinking you were sleepy and drowsy inside of the dream was the worst when waking up the next morning.
Although his dream was just a little unusual, he had decided he was able to see information that he knew about himself anyhow.
That being the case, he decided it was be a good plan to surrender himself up to this drowsiness, and fell asleep as is.
(Such things as virginity, leave me alone……)
“Good morning~.” (Tatsuya)
The next morning, when he turned up in his living room in pajamas, his younger sister in a uniform was eating breakfast, and he saw his mother's figure in the kitchen.
His father was away on a business trip.
“Saori is already in her uniform?” (Tatsuya)
If possible, he would always greet his younger sister who was supposed to eat breakfast in her pajamas like him.
“Since there is day-duty today, she’s early.” (Tatsuya’s Mom)
“Hmph.” (Saori)
Although there sometimes was day-duty early in the morning, she seemed to be somewhat delightful today.
She had eaten breakfast while grumbling the last time.
He tried to pray silently for『Status・Open』for some reason or another.
The disease which had reoccured last night hadn’t lessened yet.
Full Name: Endou Saori (Virgin)
Species: Human
Age: 14
Family Members: Father・Mother・Older Brother
Lovers: 1
Physical Strength: 70
Muscle Strength: 59
(The rest is omitted)
“!?” (Tatsuya)
He was astonished when her status appeared.
(Moreover, what is this ‘Lovers: 1’!?)
“Onii-chan, what’s wrong?” (Saori)
“Ah, no, um……it’s nothing.” (Tatsuya)
“You're weird.” (Saori)
By no means could he say he was astonished to see her status.
Besides, the ‘Lovers: 1’.
“Ah. Saori?” (Tatsuya)
“What?” (Saori)
“You, do you have something like a boyfriend?” (Tatsuya)
“Wha!” (Saori)
She sung grandly.
‘Rather, what is it with junior high-school girls?’ was said at least.
Well, her attitude appeared to be affirmation of that.
(Ah, I see. She would be together with her boyfriend during day-duty. However, who is ‘Lovers: 1’)
As he was closely observing ‘Lovers: 1’, a full name appeared similar to a pop-up there.
“Satou Kenya.” (Tatsuya)
It was a name he didn’t know.
Well, it didn’t mean that he completely understood his younger sister’s relationship.
While seeing off his younger sister who was going towards her school and somehow smoothing over that situation, he ate breakfast while talking to his mother who would be deliberately asking about the conversation tonight.
Tatsuya was commuting to school by foot.
As he walked along the same path at the same time every day, the people who passed by one another, and the people who outdistanced him, he only knew the faces of the people who overtook him.
He was walking while gazing at the statuses of those people.
(This is also a dream……isn’t it?)
He had checked by pinching his cheeks many times over.
Although, there were times when he had dreams with a sense of pain, so he wasn’t certain.
“Good morning.” (Old Man)
“Ah, good morning.” (Tatsuya)
As they always passed by one another, he greeted the old man while he walked his dog.
He tried to look at the dog’s status as he had suddenly thought of it.
Full Name: Sakakibara Koutarou
Species: Dog
Age: 8
Family Members: Father・Mother・20 Brothers and Sisters, 3 Children, Owner’s Family
Physical Strength: 100
Muscle Strength: 80
(The rest is omitted)
(Even dogs' statuses can be seen)
Its ‘family members’ was abnormally big, but it seems to be because it was a dog.
He had walked while looking at everybody’s statuses, so he had arrived at the classroom a little later than his usual time. He wasn’t late.
He looked at his classmates’ statuses who were here again. And then, he felt relief with the entry.
(What, as for everyone’s virginity, it seems there aren’t only virgins.)
No, here and there there were fellows who had a lover, but there were a few people which didn’t have the description of ‘virgin’ or ‘virgin’.⁴
(Howe~ver, it’s surprising.)
Tatsuya looked at the status of a certain person once more.
Full Name: Hiroshi Naito (Virgin)
Species: Human
Age: 16
Family Members: Father・Mother
Lovers: 1
Physical Strength: 90
Muscle Strength: 84
(The rest is omitted)
He was a man that was recognized as a playboy in the class, and his appearance was really gaudy.
However, he was unexpectedly a virgin. ‘Lovers: 1’. As for ‘Lovers on the road to school’: there were also people with 2 or 3, so he seemed to be earnest.
If you thought about the somebody that was his partner, it was a girl in the class who didn’t even stand out. This was also unexpected.
(People don’t match their appearances~)
“Good morning~” (Saki)
“Good morning~, Saki~.” (???)
“Just barely late, weren’t you~.” (???)
“Ehehe~, I completely overslept……” (Saki)
The class’s……no, the school’s #1 or #2 contender for most beautiful girl, Saki Kataoka, had entered the classroom.
(I wonder if Kataoksan has a lover……?)
Full Name: Kataoka Saki (During Pregnancy: 3 Days)
Species: Human
Age: 16
Family Members: Father・Mother・2 Abortions
Manservants: 5
Physical Strength: 75
Muscle Strength: 69
(The rest is omitted)
Terrible.
For a moment, he wasn’t able to understand.
During Pregnancy: 3 Days
This was also awful, well, she would also have a lover if she was a beautiful girl to that extent.
It seems she was also doing things like that.
Things like contraception may even fail.
Abortions might be inevitable with her age.
By no means could she be praised for such a thing.
(But, what is ‘Manservants: 5’!?)
It wasn’t even ‘lovers’.
She appeared to be (quite) the queen bitch to the extent that she talked like an idol of the school.
(People don’t match their appearances~)
He had thought about the same thing dozens of seconds before, but his mental state was the exact opposite.
(What haven’t I seen yet……ah~, there’s still the committee chairman.)
He looked towards the committee chairman, Takahasi Megumi, who was wearing glasses and had her hair braided.
Full Name: Takahashi Megumi (Virgin)
Species: Succubus
Age: 16
Family Members: Father・Mother・5 Older Sisters
Physical Strength: 212
Muscle Strength: 361
(The rest is omitted)
He was astonished.
It was to the extent where he didn’t know where to retort at, her status was preposterous.
As he was unintentionally fixated on her, Megumi saw Tatsuya’s appearance.
In that moment, after making a puzzled face, she started to walk this way.
(I’ve been had!?)
Megumi approached until she was before Tatsuya’s eyes……no, he couldn’t even move and found her before his eyes.
“Endou-kun. Your career paper, did you bring it?” (Megumi)
Tatsuya was relieved.
There certainly was a document that he had been told to submit today.
He had properly set it in his bag.
“Sorry, I completely forgot~.” (Tatsuya)
His mouth spun words of its own accord.
“Geez! Write and bring it by after school, okay!” (Megumi)
Megumi took out a career questionnaire.
“——you saw it, eh?” (Megumi)
Her voice was only audible to Tatsuya, but it was clearly spoken.
“Absolutely bring it after school!” (Megumi)
Megumi returned to her desk with that reminder.
(—————She’s a bitch rather than a succubus, what is this!)
In the biggest pinch of his life, Tatsuya was thinking such a thing.
Translator's Notes
¹ - For those who don’t know, ‘chunnibyou’ is what you call people who never grew out of things like『attempting to do the Kamehameha』. (We’ve all tried to do it at one point…..) Also, as for the line directly above this one, I don’t really know. Sorry bout that. ▲
² - Another technique from Dragonball, the ‘Dancing Sky Art’, AKA ‘Flight’. ▲
³ - I don’t have the slightest clue what this ‘umbrella’ thing is…. ▲
⁴ - There are 2 different meanings of virgin mentioned here; the one that refers to boy’s virginity and the one that refers to girl’s virginity. ▲
Editor's Notes
A - Yeah I feel your pain man. ▲
B - This one's probably Doutei/DT, a slang in Japanese referring to male virginity. Generally the way it's implied, it's usually looking down on the person being referred to. ▲
-Upsilon
It’s nice to go back to a novel like this, which has sentences that are simple and are easier for me to deal with. MoM and ID just give me a biiiiig headache sometimes….
As for the whole ‘Physical Strength/体力’ and ‘Muscle Strength/筋力’ bits in the status, the kanji for both are extremely similar and they basically mean the same thing. If you have a better suggestion, please tell me.
If you guys notice anything wrong, please let me know!
See you ….perhaps soon?
-Thy Unsus