Published at 6th of November 2020 04:36:10 PM
Chapter 67
Matchmaking 1
Translator: Masakibluei
Note: “The planning is quite sloppy……To begin with, why we have to look only at the adventurers who are interested in dungeon exploration? There are a lot more people that we can choose from other than adventurers . Don’t you think that the requirement is pretty hard?”
Reese: “Tsk tsk tsk tsk . You don’t understand anything at all……”
Reese shakes her forefinger . After that, she lets out a sigh in an exaggerated way and put her hands by the side of her hip .
Reese: “The thing about women, we like a man who is more dependable than ourselves . Therefore, to a certain extent, it won’t do if he isn’t strong . And practically nearly all of the strong people who come to this city are gathering at this place . ”
Reese discloses her argument while pointing her finger at a building with a rusty blue roof .
Note: “What an unexpected way of thinking……”
Reese: “What do you mean by ‘unexpected’! You are being really rude!? Even though I have thoroughly analyzed Cassie One-san’s type!”
Note: “Oh, I’m really grateful for that . Then what is her type?”
Reese: “I didn’t ask her directly, but…An older man or the same age as her would be good . ”
Note: “I see . Then anything else?”
Reese: “From here on, this is a rule of thumb that I conclude by myself . A person with a magic fighting style like her seems to like a man with a combat fighting style and muscles . A person tends to look for a partner who has something that she does not have, right? “
Tends to? Saying something like that……
Is that how it is? Should I ask Erin about this later? But I will hate it if she nods in agreement with this statement . After all, I’m not muscular . Then again, why do I worry about a worthless thing like this? It seems ridiculous . There is no conclusive proof of Reese’s remarks . That is just her rule of thumb . This rule must be wrong most of the time .
Note: “By the way, what kind of girl, a man with a thief battle style tends to like?”
Reese: “That will be Loli . Many men with thief or assassin battle styles are lolicons . “
Note: “What’s with that? You are just speaking nonsense . I'm not a lolicon . ”
Her words make me feel humiliated . It leaves some damage and uneasiness . Not only that she arbitrarily propagates a nickname that I don’t want, she declares that I am a lolicon . I’m not a lolicon and Jin who is an assassin is also not a lolicon . Perhaps he is not . He isn't, right…?
Hearing my rejection, Reese purses her lips and retorts back .
Reese: “My experience is always unexpectedly right . ”
Note: “How many times it comes true?”
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Reese: “Uhm…About 30%?”
So, it’s not true most of the time .
We have been waiting for 3 hours in the Dungeon Guild . We do not find any person who is older than 30 years with a good physical build and decent face .
In the first place, there aren’t many people who start to challenge the dungeon when they reach 30 years old . No matter how long we wait, we won’t find a person like that .
Note: “Let’s give up and reduce our specifications . ”
Reese: “No, we cannot . Not only that she has catastrophic luck with men, but we are also talking about my leader here . I even begin to suspect that she might be cursed . If we compromise, it might turn into something terrible! “
Note: “But isn’t it better than not finding one at all?”
When we are in the middle of the conversation, suddenly a man comes into my field of view . A man who seems to be around 30 years old is standing in front of the counter restlessly . Judging from his restlessness, this might be his first time coming to this building . The man carries a huge blade on top of his back . His battle style seems to be combat style, and his body build is pretty good too . His face is not bad too . In the nutshell, he perfectly passes all the requirements .
Note: “Master, that……”
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I poke at Reese towards that man . Without much explanation, she understands immediately what I mean . She nods in agreement and in the split seconds, the two of us run to approach that man .
Note: “Do you need any help?”
The man sighs in relieve when he sees me .
The man: “I would like to challenge the dungeon and I have just arrived in this town . I heard that this place is the perfect place to look for party members . But I’m not sure which counter I have to go to . Your call really saves me from the trouble . ”
The man politely bows his head .
Certainly, as he said, there are numerous counters inside the Dungeon Guild building . Thus, it will be difficult to differentiate the counters that offer different services .
However, the ones who are saved from the trouble are us . It will be better to leave the negotiation part to Reese . So, I give a sideways glance as a signal to Reese . I’m passing the baton to her .
Reese: “I see . So you are looking for a lover . ”
Reese’s remark shocks the man to the point that he blinks his eyes repeatedly .
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The man: “He? I said it before, I’m looking for a party member……”
Reese: “Excuse me for asking this, do you have a girlfriend?’
The man: “Do I have to answer that question before you can tell me where the counter is?”
Reese: “Yes . It’s an important questionnaire . ”
The man: “……I see . Then, I don’t have it at the moment, but……”
Reese: “If that is the case, first, you are looking for a girlfriend, right? It’s much better to find a life partner than a party member, don’t you agree?”
Reese is talking while looking at me for some support .
Don’t look at me with a proud face that says ‘I said something good, right!’
Although her random flow of actions annoys me terribly, reaching our goal is the highest priority now . Therefore, I continuously agree with her remarks .
Note: “I completely agree . People say that a man will become much stronger when he has someone that he loves . Rather than finding a party member, finding a girlfriend will help your progress on dungeon exploration more smoothly . “
Reese: “Is that based on your own life experience?”
Note: “Master, please don’t make any unnecessary interruption . ”
Reese: “Sorry, sorry . Let’s get back to the original topic . That’s right! Since you are looking for a girlfriend, there is a special woman that will suit you . We can introduce her to you right away!”