After I threw Jiang Li in the bathroom, I turned to go out. Who knew Jiang Li would grab me, in a dissatisfied voice said, "You have to attend to my bath!"
At that moment, I finally understood. Jiang Li from his bones had completely treated me as a nanny or a maid waiting to be ordered. If he wants my help, he shouldn't be so arrogant.
Forget it, arguing with a drunk ghost will only angry me to death. Thinking of this, I let out a devious smile. "Okay, son ah, come. Let mother wash you!"
Jiang Li slapped my hand away and pouted. "Who is your son!" While saying so, he started peeling off his clothes.
I stood still in place staring at him in shock. Jiang Li is……taking off his clothes…
One by one, Jiang Li unbuttons his shirt. Because he is drunk his actions are sloppy. Every time he unbuttons, he has to do it a few times. Therefore, the process of him undressing took a long time. I stared at his every movement, in my heart, I secretly cheered for him. Following the unbuttoning of his crystal buttons, Jiang Li's collar bone is exposed. Jiang Li's chest is revealed. Jiang Li's abs are too, uncovered…
I swallowed my saliva, watched as his shirt fades away. Watched as he lets out his manly side in front of me. I felt my nose itch, subconsciously, I used my sleeves to wipe. I lowered my head to look at my sleeves, shocked….old me is having a nosebleed ….and it's not even up to the important part yet! Guan Xiao Yan, you haven't seen this world enough, how can you be this disappointing.
Jiang Li has been completely absorbed into the role, he wholeheartedly wishes to take a bath. He has long forgotten that in front of him there is a female adult letting out lightning with her eyes.
Jiang Li seems to have forgotten how to take off his pants, so he spends half a day trying to undo them. From there, finally revealed Jiang Li's long pair slender of legs.
Now, all that's left is his boxers.
In order to spare myself the embarrassment of excessive blood loss, I decided to avoid it. So I clutched my nose, trying to escape. This place is too bloody, too crazy! Really is an inappropriate place for humans to be, even more so inappropriate for a woman to be!
Jiang Li who is fast in both his eyes and hands quickly pulled the me who is leaving back into the bathroom. His voice full of dissatisfaction, "quickly fill the water for me!"
I clutched my nose, on one hand squatting by the bathtub filling the water and on another sighing. Jiang Li ah, Jiang Li. I understand your abnormal sexual orientation, but can you at least care about my sexual orientation? My god, dangling such a beautiful man's body in front of me, this is not letting me live….wait until this old lady starts letting out her animal instincts, you will be begging for mercy….
When the water is done filling, Jiang Li went straight into the bathtub and satisfyingly hummed two times. My eyes went wandering around from that perfect body. Since the bathtub contains clear translucent water, I can see everything inside perfectly fine. So I…once again had blood surging from my nose. Damn, today is not my day!
Jiang Li narrows his eyes and shakes his head while talking to himself when all of sudden he said, "Guan Xiao Yan, accompany me to wash."
Wash your ghost! This old lady is about to die! I hurriedly clutch my nose getting ready to leave. I can't stay here any longer. It's only now that I understand. It so turns out that Jiang Li's murderous weapon is not his brain but his body! Old me has already eaten countless defeats by his brain. Now in front of his body, of course, isn't any better. Oh my lord, since you are gay, you obviously won't be seeing any women. Then having such an alluring body will be useless ah!
I was about to leave but then discovered Jiang Li sunk his body all the way to the bottom of the tub. He lies down with his head stuck out, eyes wide open looking at me. Seeing this made my heart burst tight….very good, is this kid trying to commit suicide?
Jiang Li lay from within the tub, widens his eyes looking at me motionless. The water in the bathtub ripples while accompanied by the yellowish fluorescent light. That kind of beauty really makes one have a surge of sadness. At this point, Jiang Li is like a dead mermaid, quietly lying in water not caring about the world. My breath stilled while continuing to stare at his body even forgetting to have a nosebleed.
I feel as if Jiang Li would melt in the water, leaving me alone.
My mind went hot, I lie on the edge of the bathtub desperately trying to pull Jiang Li up. While pulling, I shout frantically, "Hurry and get up! You don't want your life?!"
After dragging him twice he wouldn't budge, I wanted to empty out all the water when suddenly a huge strength pulled me down.
I am in the bathtub fluttering, my heart full of curses. My god, Jiang Li! That's it!
This bathtub is big, two people washing together poses no problem. Of course, right now I don't have the mood to bathe with Jiang Li. I grabbed Jiang Li and pushed his head into the water, then took it back out. Repeating this action several times, I abused while cursing.
"Who told you to be disobedient! Who told you to bully this old lady! You bastard son of a bitch…."
Jiang Li pulled me apart and argued with his most unprecedented serious tone, "I am not son of a bitch, I am a fish."