Chapter 26.1 (Part 1 of 2) – Every Day the Protagonist Wants to Capture Me
Chapter Title: Wedding Festivities
Chu Yu thought that he must have heard it wrong: "What? What do you mean enter the bridal chamber?"
…Based on this red veil, the groom … it must be the older version of Xie Xi in front of him. The bride is … this unworthy Chu Yu?1
WTF!!!
Chu Yu was still staring at Xie Xi, stupefied, when Xie Xie suddenly smiled. He leaned closer to Chu Yu, as he said in a warm, magnetic whisper: "Are you feeling shy? Yu-er …"
After he said "Yu-er," he suddenly bent over and swept Chu Yu off his feet. Chu Yu has already been frightened like this before so now he can calmly let Xie Xi pick him up and walk to the bridal chamber filled with red silk.
Chu Yu raised his head to gaze at the exquisite chin of the person holding him. Then he lowered his head slowly and thought calmly about this situation.
First of all, he and Xie Xi had entered the Mausoleum Ruins but Song Jingyi had "accidentally" misstepped.
Secondly, he raised this child and knows that Xie Xi is only 16 years old this year. He is not this man who is taller than him.
So … this Xie Xis in front of him is fake?
Chu Yu silently summoned Xun Sheng, ready to stab this person to death, but then he thought about it more and poked the System: "Is this taller version of that person the protagonist? What happens if I kill him?"
The System laughed and said: "A friendly hint to the host ~ The protagonist in front of you is the real protagonist ~ If the protagonist dies ~ your score will go down to zero ~"
Chu Yu broke into a cold sweat and hurriedly put away Xun Sheng at once.
Alright, this is the protagonist … but why did he and protagonist get married?!
Chu Yu was still shouting complaints in his mind when Xie Xi carried him into a room. The room was hung with festive red cloth outside while the inside was separated by a sandalwood screen for privacy. Chu Yu looked at the big bed that seemed familiar. After examining it for a moment, he was silent.
Isn’t this his room in Maple Valley …?
Chu Yu silently struggled to escape from Xie Xi's embrace. Xie Xi didn't make things difficult for him and tenderly put Chu Yu down. His dark eyes had a gentle and tolerant look in them, like a lovely clear night sky.
Being looked at like that by those eyes made Chu Yu feel uncomfortable. His mouth opened and he blurted out: "Shidi …"
Xie Xi was surprised and said: "Yu-er, you haven’t called me Shidi for a long time."
When he heard "Yu-er" again, Chu Yu felt even more uneasy and he was barely able to maintain a normal expression on his face. His voice trembling, he asked: "Then what do I … call you?"
Chu Yu was so scared that Xie Xi would say "husband" that he almost collapsed.
If he isn't mistaken, he and Xie Xi should be caught up in an illusion. But …why is a good "stud" harem master happily married to a cannon fodder in this fantasy land?! Ha, ha!
Xie Xi looked at him strangely: "You call me by my name." Then he smiled and said: "Yu-er, henceforth I would be delighted if you wanted to call me something else."
Don’t even think about it!
Chu Yu suppressed the impulse to give him the middle finger. He looked left and right but didn't see anyone else around. Suddenly, he felt a hot body behind him, then his waist was tightly embraced. A faint pine scent surrounded him as Xie Xi enfolded Chu Yu's whole body in his arms. Chu Yu was shocked and used the back of his hand to feel the temperature of Xie Xi's forehead: "Why are you so hot? Do you have a fever?"
The man laughed softly in his ear: "Think what you want to think."
His hot breath scorched Chu Yu's ears. The delicate fragments of sound assaulted Chu Yu's ears, making his legs so weak. Chu Yu secretly scolded himself and tried to push Xie Xi's head away but his ears were suddenly licked by a warm tongue then lightly nibbled.
What the ****!
Chu Yu was so terrified that he almost jumped out his own skin, but that wasn't even the most shocking thing. He tried to push Xie Xi away but he the other man just tightened his grip on Chu Yu's waist. Before he could do anything, Chu Yu was pushed down on the bed and a kiss fell on his lips. After a short pause, Xie Xi unceremoniously pried open his mouth. Their lips and tongues entwined; their hot breaths were full of the other's scent.
What the ****!
This is too much!
Chu Yu was frightened out of his wits,2 but for some reason his limbs seemed weak. He tried his best to push Xie away. With some difficulty, he forced Xie Xi away, or perhaps Xie Xi just let him go.
Now that the shackled on his body had disappeared, Chu Yu tried to run but Xie Xi was ready for him. Xie Xi smiled and shook his head as he used one hand to press Chu Yu back down on the bed.
Bang! The back of Chu Yu's head hit the porcelain pillow. His eyes rolled back in his head and he could barely breathe from the pain. That ****ing pillow!
When he finally regained his composure he felt that his chest was cold. The next moment his outer robe was already removed and his inner robe was pulled apart, exposing most of his red and white chest as well as his delicate collar bones.
Xie Xi knelt above him, his knees against Chu Yu's hips and his hands on either side of Chu Yu's face. He was smiling and the expression in his eyes was unfathomable.
Chu Yu was frozen with fear.3 His eyes twitched: "Shidi, let's talk …"
Xie Xi did not speak. He lowered his head until his lips touched Chu Yu's lips, licking and kissing.
Chu Yu was dizzy and confused. A cold hand on his chest climbed up his chest then slowly moved down, past his belly. It slipped inside his pants then rubbed a part that couldn't be described.
Chu Yu's eyes widened in shock.
Xie Xi's voice, hoarse with passion, was in his ears: "Yu-er … Shixiong."
His lips and tongue were kissed by Xie Xi. Chu Yu continously struggled but seemed weak. He twisted from side to side for a while then did not dare to move any longer.
The "third leg" that was unexpectedly held was standing up.
What the ****!!! Don't play with that!!! What are you doing?!!! He and Xie Xi aren't really in a bridal chamber!!!