Chapter 2059: Mischief
"I humbly refuse."
Though he had built up a tolerance against 'petite' women, Shiroyasha was nearly the same height as Vahn while he was sitting. She did look very cute, especially with white hose and a strapless bra, but, unless she grew to her adult form, he really didn't want to lay his hands on her.
Understanding Vahn's thoughts, even without the ability to read them, Shiroyasha's brows began to twitch as she placed her hands on her hips and asked, "Are you looking down on me because of my small stature...?"
With a slightly incredulous look on his face, Vahn plainly answered, "If I stand straight, you literally come to my waist. I'm not looking down on your status and power, but, when it comes to stature, how can I not look down on you...?"
Leaving him even more befuddled, Shiroyasha adopted a cheeky smile as she remarked, "Isn't that just perfect though? I mean, I'm not offering, but me being the same height as your waist is super convenient, you know? I wouldn't have to hurt my knees and my horns are perfect for providing a bit of leverage~."
Though he really shouldn't have, Vahn found himself imagining what Shiroyasha was alluding to. It didn't help that he had a fair amount of experience in that regard. Lili could be pretty 'voracious' at times, and, despite his attempts to keep her under control, there had been instances where Kali had used her diminutive stature against him...
Realizing what Vahn must be thinking, a peal of mischievous laughter emanated from Shiroyasha's throat as she covered her mouth and cheekily added, "Oh, wow. You've accumulated all kinds of experiences, haven't you~?"
Deadpanning in response to the mischievous Demoness's words, Vahn was thinking about chiding her when she suddenly popped off her bra with a cheerful, "Ddan~! Bear witness to my glory and be disappointed~!"
Though her words and actions were a bit contrary, they made sense when Shiroyasha removed her bra to reveal that she didn't even possess nipples. She was basically like a doll, albeit one with small yet fleshy mounds instead of plastic.
Taking advantage of Vahn's momentary stupefaction, Shiroyasha wriggled out of her panties and hose to reveal that she also lacked genitalia. Then, while firing her still-warm panties towards him like a projectile, she explained, "Though there are quite a few exceptions, Deities at my level don't possess anything like a gender. This is especially true for those possessing a Record of Origin. After all, I'm basically the template for all other solar deities. If I was 'confirmed' to be female, it would be very difficult for male solar deities to exist."
To emphasize her point, Shiroyasha went as far as turning around and spreading her perky white butt cheeks to reveal that she didn't even possess an anus. Fortunately, Vahn had dealt with Alaya, Gaia, and Tiamat, so, while it was more than a little disconcerting to see a loli spread 'her' cheeks in front of him, it didn't take long for his expression to return to normal.
Noticing how quickly Vahn had recovered, Shiroyasha's face formed a pouty frown as she clicked her tongue and remarked, "You're no fun. At least blush or something when a girl is showing you her butt. Have you no tact?"
Snorting through his nose, Vahn resisted the urge to point out she was the one that stripped down and began flaunting her nonexistent orifices in the middle of a conversation. Instead, he rose to his full height, towering over the diminutive Demoness before extending his hand to gently caress her head. This caused Shiroyasha's expression to morph into a deadpan as, the moment his hand came into contact with her head, an outfit identical to her previous one manifested on her body as Vahn said, "You're too high strung. I'm not going anywhere and you don't need to try and win me-"
Before Vahn could finish speaking, Shiroyasha reared her head back and promptly headbutt him in the groin. This didn't deal any actual damage, but it was more than enough to cause the smile on Vahn's face to twitch as Shiroyasha looked up at him with a predatory smile and said, "If you keep treating me like a child, you'll leave me with no choice but to prove you wrong. I might not have a gender, but that doesn't mean I can't have one."
Retracting his hand from Shiroyasha's head, Vahn raised both in a gesture of mock surrender before shaking his head and taking a seat. He was aware that Shiroyasha was a hardcore lesbian, emphasis on the hardcore part, but preferences didn't really matter once you exceeded a certain age. If it was to prove a point, he could easily imagine her becoming an actual loli just to torment him. She was a lot like Loki in that regard, so, while it was almost inevitable that something would happen between them in the future, he wasn't in a hurry to push her buttons.
Fortunately for the both of them, Shiroyasha didn't press the issue of receiving a massage. Instead, she just returned to her original spot, briefly scrutinizing the clothes he had created for her before picking up the television remote and changing the channel. This time, instead of Black Rabbit, the person that appeared on screen was none other than Seraphina. This caught Vahn by surprise, not because it was Seraphina on screen, but because she was in the middle of pleasuring herself using a rod with a Prinny's head on the end...
Since the power of a Judge Master could only be used every fifteen days, Black Rabbit didn't have to worry about being asked to adjudicate consecutive Gift Games. Instead, she could use the time between Gift Games to take care of the members of her Community or help out around Thousand Eyes. Shiroyasha enjoyed having her clean house in a variety of different outfits, and, while it was more than a little embarrassing, Black Rabbit knew it was relatively tame compared to what others might ask her to do if they gained leverage against her.
"I'm baaaaaack...!"
Despite feeling exhausted, Black Rabbit forced herself to call out when she dragged her feet into the nearest Thousand Eyes Community store. Adjudicating a high-stakes game was always very stressful, not because it was particularly difficult, but because all the participants were big-name individuals. To make matters even worse, both sides would generally try and invite her to join their Communities. She would sometimes even receive marriage proposals from literal Gods, so, more often than not, Black Rabbit ended up returning to the Thousand Eyes store feeling exponentially more tired than when she left.
In response to her call, the interior of the store appeared to 'shift' in a manner that most people wouldn't be able to perceive. This was the store being linked to Shiroyasha's personal dimension, a place very few people could access without a personal invitation from the former Demon Goddess.
Tensing up in response to the sound of footsteps pitter-pattering in the distance, Black Rabbit did her best to mentally prepare herself as Shiroyasha emerged from a corridor, shouting, "Yahooo~! Black Rabbit, I missed you~!"
As was often the case whenever she returned, Black Rabbit found herself being pounced upon and tackled by Shiroyasha. They even flipped backward several times before crashing into a wall. In the end, this resulted in Shiroyasha's face being buried between her breasts, unashamedly nestling into them with a perverted grin reminiscent of an old man.
Though she was tempted to send Shiroyasha flying, Black Rabbit just laughed awkwardly as she prevented the former's hand from snaking its way up her skirt. It was only when Vahn emerged from the same corridor that she grabbed the mischievous demoness by the face with a vice-like grip, pushing her away as she exclaimed, "Shiroyashsama, you pervert! Not in front of Vahn...!"
Grasping Black Rabbit's forearm so she couldn't be sent flying, a teasing smile spread across Shiroyasha's face as she eagerly inquired, "Does that mean it's okay when he's not around? You heard her brat! Skedaddle! You'll have your chance lkuh!"
Before Shiroyasha could finish her exclamation, Black Rabbit spontaneously kneed her in the ribs with enough force to generate a shockwave and make her croak. At their full power, Moon Rabbits were said to be able to leap across the Heavens in a single bound. Black Rabbit was nowhere near that level. In fact, had Vahn arrived just two years prior, she would have resembled a ten-year-old as Moon Rabbits developed in evolutionary stages based on the amount of spiritual energy they had absorbed, not their actual age.
"You're a lot feistier than usual...good kick..."
Releasing her hold on Black Rabbit, Shiroyasha rubbed her side with a slightly pained look on her face. She hadn't actually taken any damage, but, for the sake of her young charge, she didn't mind putting on a show.
Noticing the pained expression on Shiroyasha's face, Black Rabbit began to fluster as she waved her hands and intoned an adorably confused, "Awawawawa...?". She wanted to apologize, but, knowing that Shiroyasha was in the wrong, combined with the fact that Vahn was watching, she couldn't find the words to express herself.
Fortunately, Vahn maintained a casual smile as he walked over and helped both girls to their feet. This allowed Black Rabbit to quickly return to her senses, a not-so-subtle blush on her face as she said, "Thank you." before spontaneously losing her fervor and adding, "Sorry for taking so long..." in a meek tone of voice.
Shaking his head, Vahn proceeded to habitually caress Black Rabbit's as he stated, "You were doing your duty. You need not apologize for such things..."
Perking up in response to Vahn's words, Black Rabbit was about to thank him when Shiroyasha chimed in to cheekily remark, "Wow, get a room. At least show some consideration for us single dogs. I'm barely surviving on kibble. Don't flaunt that lovey-dovey crap in front of me."
"Lovey-dovey!? Me and Vahn...!?"
Flustering a second time, Black Rabbit's eyes shifted between Vahn and Shiroyasha several times as the hair atop her head shifted from blue to pink. She had always been exceptionally weak to being teased, but, now that she had burgeoning feelings towards the man caressing her head, it was a lot harder to stay calm
Though he could have helped her calm down, Vahn retracted his hand from Black Rabbit's head, smiling as he said, "You should get some rest. We'll head back to your Community once the girls wake up. I'm looking forward to meeting the children you've been supporting for these past two years. With someone as kind and caring as you looking after them, I imagine they're some amazing kids."
With her hair turning a shade pinker, Black Rabbit appeared to be genuinely at a loss for words as she stared at Vahn with a flustered yet statuesque expression on her face. She was even weaker to praise than teasing, so, the moment he insinuated that the children were amazing because she was, all the gears in her head ground to a halt.
Unable to suppress his amusement, the corners of Vahn's smile curled upward as he looked toward Shiroyasha and asked, "Has she always been this adorable?"
Returning a smile and a thumbs-up, Shiroyasha unashamedly answered, "Of course! Do you think I would fawn over just anyone? Black Rabbit is the second cutest, most adorable, and sexy woman in all the Little Garden. You should have seen what she was like before she understood she was being teased. We used to make her eat thick and juicy carrots without letting her use her hands. Oh, just imagining it is-blurghawak~!?"
Before Shiroyasha could finish speaking, Black Rabbit startled to her senses and sent the diminutive Demoness flying with a spinning uppercut. She was literally sent smashing through the ceiling, and, though it was a little exaggerated, her body continued rotating and rising until it had turned into a sparkle in the distance, much like a star in the night sky...
(A/N: Alternate Titles: 'WITNESS ME...!','The butterfly effect is scary (O w O)...','It's the Divine Realm. Of course Gag Laws would be in effect xD...')