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Chapter 1412 Wish I could keep closing up

Meanwhile, inside the small house that was rammed by the tank.

Soft Feather, Su Clan’s Seven, and Fairy Dongfang Six were sitting side by side, watching the live broadcast.

In front of them was an eye made from Song Shuhang’s light of virtue. On it was projected the scene of Song (Super Awesome, Has His Own Background Music, Can Impregnate Anyone He Stares At] Shuhang’s cool entrance. “Phew- It’s finally done.” At this moment, inside the house, another Song Shuhang let out a breath of relief.

Yes… Song Shuhang’s main body was still hiding inside the small house.

He did say before that he had a secret technique that would come in handy for such situations, and that secret technique was the one that he had just recently mastered—the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu.

Fairy Dongfang Six asked, “Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, what’s with your clone technique? Why can’t the other Profound Sages see through it?” She originally wanted to call him ‘Senior’ Tyrannical Song, but Song Shuhang refused.

“That’s because this clone technique isn’t your ordinary clone technique.” Song Shuhang sighed softly.

That clone was essentially ‘Tyrannical Song Two’.

The resurrection magical treasure was created from Fairy Skylark’s eye and Song Shuhang’s own eye, and after resurrecting, he had occupied that clone. Then, with it having gone through Senior White Two’s modification, the clone fused with his main body, becoming a special existence.

As a result, the clone created from this magical technique was exactly the same as his main body.

This clone shared energy with the main body, and when it had been conducting the performance just now, it had been drawing energy from the main Song Shuhang.

The biggest advantage was that it didn’t matter if this clone died, for it would return to the body and recover again after a while. The only consequence of the clone dying was that the main body would simultaneously feel the pain from the death.

However, for someone like Song Shuhang who had died more than once, the pain was no big deal. He had long gotten used to the process of dying.

In order to obtain this clone technique, he had wasted a chance of resurrection.

Fortunately, he was able to purchase a ‘Cross of Resurrection’ from the Almighty Merchant again, and guarantee himself another chance at life should he ever be killed.

Having a means of resurrection at hand allowed a person to feel calm and safe!

Song Shuhang said, “Since Senior White has yet to come out of his seclusion, it’s better to have this clone go in first. On the off chance that something bad happens, there’s no need to worry.”

The light of virtue continued projecting the scene.

Song Shuhang Two joined the Immortal Feast, and was led to the resting area for Profound Sages.

As the Immortal Feast had yet to begin, the guests were first given some time to rest at resting areas within the secret realm. If one wanted to sleep or meditate, there were also places for that. Sage Monarch Enchanting Dream, Sage Monarch Blue Phoenix, and Sage Monarch Melon Eater were all sitting in the resting area.

At this time, Sage Monarch Melon Eater was asking the two veteran sages about their experiences and also for some help on how to use the Sage Seal.

Senior Guo Da brought Song Shuhang to the area where the three Profound Sages were.

“…” Song Shuhang Two. If possible, he really wanted to find an excuse and leave.

“Sage Monarch Tyrannical Song.”

“Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song.”

“Tyrannical Song.” The three Sage Monarchs called out to him in unison. Song Shuhang closed his eyes, smiled slightly, and sat down beside the three Sage Monarchs.

Afterward, the three Sage Monarchs looked at Tyrannical Song, and everyone turned silent.

Don’t be silent, say something! The thing that I’m most afraid of is a sudden awkward silence.

You were talking just fine before this, but you suddenly went silent as soon as I came. That makes me feel very awkward.

Are you waiting for me to raise a topic or something?

But what should I say?

Let me think, what do Eighth Stage Profound Sages usually chat about? Heavens, I’m just a little cultivator at the Fifth Stage. How am I supposed to know what Profound Sages talk about?

Should I tell them a joke?

A portion of Song Shuhang’s brain cells died.

Inside the small house.

“It’s fine if it’s silent. With this, my clone can stay quiet.” On the other hand, Song Shuhang’s main body was relieved.


Currently, he was in a state where things would get worse the more he spoke. As such, not speaking was the greatest option. Silence was golden.

In the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “Heavens, Sage Monarch Tyrannical Song’s entrance was simply spectacular.”

Thrice Reckless posted the video of Song Shuhang’s entrance inside the group.

At the last moment, when everyone bowed their heads to the big shot, Thrice Reckless did not flinch and took a photo with his modified phone.

What Impregnating Gaze? Did you really think that Thrice Reckless Mad Saber would be afraid of such a thing?

Even if he became pregnant, he would still be as active as ever.

Experience maternal love? No way!

After posting the video, Thrice Reckless Mad Saber also pinged Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman and Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue.

He said, “@Senior Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue, @ Fellow Daoist Seven Lives Talisman, Sage Monarch Tyrannical Song has already entered the stage, you’re next. Make sure to make a great entrance. You have to make our Nine Provinces Number One Group famous during the Immortal Feast!”

“…” Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman. If not for the fact that he wasn’t his match, he would have trussed up Thrice Reckless with his talismans during the Immortal Feast today. Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue: “I keep on getting a familiar feeling from this set of magical treasures.”

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “It’s the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Combined Magical Treasure. I didn’t think that Tyrannical Song would be able to complete it, and even have it made from Eighth Stage materials.”

Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue said, “No, I don’t mean that when I say that it feels familiar. For some reason… some of the details on that set feel like my work.”

Phoenix Saber Jasmine: “Most of these magical artifacts were made by me! I can’t be wrong.”

This was Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue’s account. She had been in the Nine Provinces Number One Group for a long time ago, but she never wrote anything. But today, she couldn’t help but speak up.

[Blank Nickname]: “Yes… this set of magical treasures was jointly created by Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue and Senior Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue.”

Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue murmured, “But why don’t I have any impression of it?”

Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue: “Haha, so it was something that Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue and I created together. Then, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, was your heart rended?”

[Blank Nickname]: “Huh?”

Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue: “Ifyou asked Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue to create a magical treasure for you, your heart must have been in pain during the process. The big hammer is 100 spirit stones, while the small hammer is 50 spirit stones., It must have been painful, right? Hahahaha, I just can’t stop myself from thinking about how it looked. A full set of 33 treasures… Your heart should have then been rended 33 times.”

(Blank Nickname): “…”

Mm-hm, Senior Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue and Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue, it’s good as long as you’re happy.

Phoenix Saber Jasmine: “Why does my chest suddenly feel stuffy when I think about this matter? In addition to that, I also feel out of breath. And I even feel like my heart has been pierced by tens of thousands of arrows.”

Song Shuhang nodded slightly again. Fairy, there is completely nothing wrong with you feeling that way.

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “Senior Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue, are you ready to make your entrance? I’m really looking forward to it.”

Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue calmly said, “Sage White hasn’t come out. We won’t be going there yet.”

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: “Sage White still hasn’t come out?”

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “I will check again, Doudou hasn’t sent back any news for a while now.”

Outside the small house.

Fairy Dongfang Six was repairing her tank—it seemed she hadn’t given up running Thrice Reckless over. It was left to wonder when Thrice Reckless had offended her.

Meanwhile, Su Clan’s Seven was frowning while looking at Soft Feather.

Previously, Tyrannical Song had mentioned in the Nine Provinces Number One Group that the lovely Su Clan junior that he had forgotten about was a girl.

Now, Tyrannical Song had come over with this long-legged girl.

Was she the cute junior that he forgot about?

However, she did not look like someone from the Spirit River Su Clan.

“Fairy Feather, is your surname Su?” Su Clan’s Seven asked. I forgot this fairy’s full daoist name. Could her name be Su Clan’s Feather? Soft Feather blinked doubtfully. “What?”

At the side, Song Shuhang laughed. “Senior Seven, you’re mistaken. She is Soft Feather, not Su Clan’s Sixteen.”

“Sixteen? The junior I forgot is Sixteen?” Su Clan’s Seven nodded.

Since she could inherit the number ‘Sixteen’, then this junior of his should be a genius.

Su Clan’s Seven asked, “Then, where is she?”

Song Shuhang laughed, and said, “In my Inner World. I’ll transfer her out.”

Just as he was about to transfer Su Clan’s Sixteen out… A loud scream came from behind him.


The corners of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched.

He turned his head stiffly and looked at the projection behind him.

On the screen.

The three Profound Sages and Song Shuhang Two were still sitting silently. But at this moment, a fairy behind Song Shuhang screamed and slowly fell down.

The three Profound Sages were dumbfounded.

“…” Song Shuhang’s main body.

It was not the virtuous lamia who screamed this time, but Fairy Creation.

The virtuous lamia stared with a look of disbelief at Fairy Creation, who was lying on the ground.

Fairy Creation fell to the ground and assumed a comfortable posture, then her head tilted, and she ‘died’.

The virtuous lamia’s eyes widened. She felt like she had been robbed.

“Cough.” At this time, Song Shuhang Two coughed wittily. “I felt that the atmosphere was a tad too silent, so I decided to liven things up.”

Sage Monarch Enchanting Dream smiled slightly. “I have recalled something, the content of Profound Sage Tyrannical Song’s first speech.”

The Divinity Show and the contents of the Profound Sage Speech would not be forgotten just because of Song Shuhang’s state. At most, how he looked when he was delivering the speech would become vague, causing people to be unable to remember his appearance.

When Sage Monarch Blue Phoenix heard the word ‘Speech’, her face turned red and she lowered her head slightly.

Sage Monarch Melon Eater said, “Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, you and I fought once before. How about we spar one more time?” He had had this idea for a long time, but the atmosphere had been too awkward, so he couldn’t find the chance to say it.

Song Shuhang Two smiled slightly. “No problem. After the Immortal Feast, we can have another spar.”

As he was in a state of transparency, he had no need to fear setting an appointed battle.

After all, Sage Monarch Melon Eater would forget about it after a while.

As long as the appointment time was delayed a few days, there would be no battle between Profound Sages!

I really am witty.

Sage Monarch Melon Eater said, “Great, then we can set the appointment to be on the 10th of October at the top of the Forbidden City.”

Song Shuhang Two agreed, “No problem.”

In the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “@everyone, Sage White has come out of seclusion!”

Senior White finally exited his seclusion.

Ah, were you all waiting for

Sage White: ” me to leave?”

“Fortunately, Senior White has finally come out.” Song Shuhang finally let out a breath of relief.

Senior White: “I was originally preparing to stay closed up for a longer period of time, but I suddenly remembered that I promised I would go to the Immortal Feast with Shuhang, Sixteen, and Soft Feather, so I ended my meditation. To be honest, I wish I could have closed up for some more.”

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