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Chapter 1382 I heard that he has a pair of eyes filled with charm and magic

Senior White’s clone weakly said, “See you all in the main world.”

After saying that, he brought out a flying sword and grabbed his hand-guided tractor. Soon after, the sword light flashed, following Song Shuhang and the others while carrying the tractor. The tractor contained a large number of treasures that belonged to Soft Feather and Su Clan’s Sixteen.

Then, the energy of Senior White’s clone was depleted.

“Bon voyage,” Senior White’s clone said lightly as his black hair moved with the wind and his body began to dissipate.

If all his energy were to be exhausted, he would automatically dissipate.

I hope that Song Shuhang and others don’t get caught and locked inside the Wielder’s small black room again after they get out.

Otherwise, there wouldn’t be a second Senior White’s clone that could help them get out of the small black room.

Song Shuhang yelled, “Aaaah, Sixteen, Soft Feather, hold on to the flying sword tightly. Don’t fall.”

“Aaaaah~ This is so exciting!” Soft Feather yelled as well.

They were both yelling, but why was the difference in what they were saying so big?

“…” Song Shuhang.

Su Clan’s Sixteen asked, “I can still manage to hold on. How long is this going to take?”

Song Shuhang replied, “When my clone went out, it took half an hour.”

The Wielder’s small black room was isolated from the ‘Inner World’. Otherwise, Song Shuhang could have used his Inner World to move to where his clone was.

Su Clan’s Sixteen asked, “Where is Senior White? Is he not coming with us?”

Song Shuhang replied, “The Senior White in the small black room was a clone, and he will directly dissipate if the magical technique is cancelled.”

Soft Feather happily exclaimed, “Faster, go faster!”

It was so wise of her to have come out and played with Senior Song.

There were opportunities to have fun and even profit. She liked such things the best.

Behind the three, the Almighty Merchant, who was still wrapped in a sheet of cloth, was also sitting on a disposable flying sword. At this moment, he had a thoughtful expression on his face.

No, I can’t go out with Profound Sage Tyrannical Song. What if this sends me straight to the ruler of the Netherworld, causing me to be captured? I have to find a way to hide during the next four days, the Almighty Merchant said in his mind.

As he thought of this, he shouted to Song Shuhang, “Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, I still have some matters to attend to. I’ll be going first. Farewell.”

After saying that, he stretched out his hand from the sheet, and lay it on the [small black room-breaking disposable flying sword version 001]. With a thought, he put away the disposable flying sword.

Then, his figure fell into the space turbulence.

Song Shuhang worriedly called out, “Senior, this is a spatial tunnel. Isn’t it very dangerous to do that?”

The Almighty Merchant shouted, “Don’t worry, I have a secret treasure that can protect me on my body.”

When the ‘Almighty Merchant’ jumped down, a secret treasure appeared on his body, and he moved through the turbulence of the spatial channel.

Soon enough, he disappeared.

Just like when Song Shuhang’s clone exited the Wielder’s small black room, Song Shuhang, Su Clan’s Sixteen, and Soft Feather saw the light from the exit after half an hour.

Song Shuhang shouted, “We’re going out!”

“Half an hour passed so quickly?” Soft Feather felt some dismay.

Song Shuhang prompted, “When we land, the impact will be relatively powerful, so be prepared.”

As soon as he said that, the three disposable flying swords took them out of the spatial channel and crashed into the ground.

“Boom! Boom! Boom!”

The three landed on the sand and blasted out three large pits.

Song Shuhang thought to himself, It’s a desert. It looks like we landed in the same place where my clone landed?

He raised his head and checked their surroundings.

Then, he saw the sea not too far away.

Song Shuhang: “…”

Recalling his previous speculation, it seemed that the location where they landed this time was different from where his clone had landed.

At his side, Soft Feather and Su Clan’s Sixteen also emerged from the sandpit. After that, the disposable flying swords under their feet dissipated.

Only Song Shuhang still carried a disposable flying sword in his hand—it was the gift prepared for ‘Senior White Two’.

Soft Feather asked, “Where are we?”

“I don’t know, it should be somewhere in the main world. I hope we’re still on Earth,” Song Shuhang said. “Use a phone to check and see if there’s a signal.”

Su Clan’s Sixteen shook her head. “I haven’t gotten my new phone yet.”

Her phone had broken in the last underwater expedition with Senior White. She hadn’t been able to buy a new phone ever since.

Soft Feather waved her mobile phone, and said, “I’m not getting a signal. It looks like we aren’t on Earth.”

Song Shuhang revealed a slight smile. “It’s alright, I am here.”

His clone had landed on Earth. As such, he could use his clone as a way to directly transfer them to Earth through the Inner World.

Song Shuhang stretched out his hand and prepared to open a channel to the Inner World. Along with this, he could give the disposable flying sword to Senior White Two.

However, the Inner World did not respond to his call.

Song Shuhang: “…”

There was a problem with this place. Similar to when he was inside the Wielder’s small black room and the Heavenly Tribulation Realm, the Inner World was blocked.

We’re done for. If we can’t get into the Inner World, how are we supposed to get out of here?

Su Clan’s Sixteen said, “I’m going to fly my saber to a vantage point and have a look.”

After saying that, the saber around her waist flew out, and a layer of light emerged on it.

Sixteen lightly jumped on the saber and rose into the air.

However, when she flew about five meters into the air, she seemed to have hit something, and fell straight down.

Song Shuhang used the ❮Virtuous Man’s Ten Thousand Mile Walk❯ footwork and gently jumped up to catch Su Clan’s Sixteen.

Sixteen is so petite and light. And her body is soft, cold, and fragrant…

Su Clan’s Sixteen frowned, and said, “There is a space-locking formation. It should be about four, five meters tall.”

Song Shuhang gently put her down.

Song Shuhang calmly surmised, “That means there should be practitioners nearby. Let’s go look for them.”

“Which direction should we go in?” Su Clan’s Sixteen asked while looking around. There was a sea at their back, and then there was sand at their front and sides.

“At a time like this, it’s my treasure’s turn to shine.” Soft Feather opened her small bag, and took out a pair of cute sunglasses. “Magical treasure: to see a thousand miles away, rise another level! Upgraded version.”

In the past, when Soft Feather had not been at the Fourth Stage Realm, Venerable Spirit Butterfly had specially made this magical treasure for her. With this magical treasure, Soft Feather could use the bird’s-eye view to find her way.

After ascending to the Fourth Stage Realm, Soft Feather could fly on her sword. As such, she could directly rise to high altitude to find her way, causing the old treasure to no longer be of as much use.

As a result, Venerable Spirit Butterfly upgraded this small magical treasure, fusing the [navigation], [detection], and [telescope] functions into a single magical treasure.

Soft Feather wore the magic treasure, and turned on the [bird’s-eye view] and [detection] function to look around.

“I found them. There is a plaza at our right where people seem to be gathering. We can go there and take a look,” Soft Feather said.

Song Shuhang said, “Okay, I’ll be in front. You two follow behind me. It’s best to prepare ourselves for battle.”

The people here were unfamiliar to them. In addition, this place was weird: not only did it block the Inner World, but there was also a space-locking formation. Because of all this, Song Shuhang raised his alertness.

He had the ❮Scholarly Indestructible Body of the Buddha❯ + ❮Holy Ape Dragon Power Technique❯, coupled with the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Combined Magical Treasure. Even if he encountered a surprise attack, he would be able to cope with it.

Under the guidance of Soft Feather, the three of them approached a plaza cut out from a huge stone.

In the plaza, there were figures of all sorts of kinds.

There were beast cultivators from the Beast Realm, human cultivators, holy humanoid creatures with wings, and some members of the monster race that hadn’t assumed human form.

In the plaza, everyone, regardless of race, sat together, seemingly waiting for something.

After Song Shuhang, Soft Feather, and Su Clan’s Sixteen entered the plaza, they did not attract attention. All of the different races in the plaza simply raised their heads to look at the three of them before lowering their heads to communicate in groups of twos and threes, or close their eyes to meditate.

Soft Feather secretly asked, “Senior Song, have we run into something big?”

Song Shuhang nodded.

With so many cultivators of different races and systems having gathered together, it really did give off a feeling of something huge taking place.

However, the strength of all the cultivators and monster beasts present was not high, and the average was at around the Fourth or Fifth Stage. There was barely anyone at the Sixth Stage.

Soon after Song Shuhang sat down, a monster tiger who was lying next to the three of them suddenly felt something in his heart. It raised its head and stared at Song Shuhang for a while, and then it retreated.

“Demon Monarch T-Trannical Scholar!” it yelled in horror. After retreating for over ten meters, its legs were shaking, and its belly was convulsing.

“???” Song Shuhang was dumbfounded.

“Demon Monarch Tyrannical Scholar? Are you talking about the Demon Monarch Tyrannical Scholar who made everybody in the universe pregnant?”

“Where is he? Have you heard what those fellow daoists outside said? When Demon Monarch Tyrannical Scholar had delivered his speech, he made every person, monster, demon, and spirit—regardless of gender—become pregnant. He is literally the partner of an entire generation.”

“How did the Demon Monarch Tyrannical Scholar do it?”

“I heard people say that Demon Monarch Tyrannical Scholar has a pair of eyes that are filled with charm and magic. As long as he looks at you, you will become pregnant!”

“Fortunately, this old man has been remaining inside this secret realm in these past few days, isolated from the world. Just how laughable would it have been if I’d have lost my purity by becoming pregnant at such an old age? Wait, that Demon Monarch Tyrannical Scholar has come here? F*ck, where is he? Don’t let him see this old man. Otherwise, I’m going to get pregnant!”

The monster tiger shivered, and said, “Demon Monarch Tyrannical Scholar, don’t look at me… I’ve already been pregnant for a while when I was outside, and I’ve just recovered. I don’t want to be pregnant again. I’m still a child!”

“…” Song Shuhang.

F*ck! What am I supposed to say? I, myself, am very desperate here, alright?

Su Clan’s Sixteen’s face contorted as she did her best to hold back her laughter.

At the side, Soft Feather was already laughing hysterically.


Senior Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue held Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue in his arms while Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue lay down next to them. The three of them were arranged in a row, lying on a stone with a look of despair on their faces.

After they were sent out of the Inner World, they received the content of Demon Monarch Tyrannical Scholar’s speech.

And in the end, they chose to watch the rebroadcast.

After that… Well, there was no after that…

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