Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu
For this ‘battle of the full moon’ tonight, Sage Monarch Winter Melon had prepared extensively so that everything could proceed smoothly.
For example… he had prepared a large-scale ‘cloud expelling’ talisman so that if the weather was rather unpleasant with dark clouds blocking the moon, then he could simply use the talisman and drive away the clouds to ensure that the people in the Jiangnan area could enjoy the bright moon tonight.
And if the moon tonight was not big enough, he had also brought a full moon background. After it was released, those in the Jiangnan area would be able to see the largest full moon in its history to ensure everyone’s full enjoyment.
The people in the Jiangnan area were truly blessed during this year’s Mid-Autumn Festival.
In Medicine Master’s building.
Song Shuhang signed several express delivery service papers in succession. It was because of all the equipment ordered by Lady Onion—all kinds of travel wear, water bottles, and compressed biscuits.
Were these things even useful for cultivators? A fasting pill could replace all the food…
And why were these express delivery boys so diligent, coming to the door one after the other? Did Lady Onion do something? Or was it because of Sima Jiang?
After receiving several of the delivery services in a row, Song Shuhang suddenly got an uneasy feeling in his heart.
Su Clan’s Sixteen asked, “What’s wrong?”
Song Shuhang said, “My guts are telling me that if I stay here, I will probably have trouble.”
Su Clan’s Sixteen asked, “Then, should we leave now?”
They had already prepared to go to Lady Onion’s birthplace today; it was fine even if they left early.
Song Shuhang said, “Let’s wait for a while. We can leave immediately after I stamp Dharma King Creation’s juniors.”
After a pause, he added, “Do you think that Sage Monarch Winter Melon will really come here today?”
Su Clan’s Sixteen seriously said, “If you have such a premonition, then there’s a good chance that Sage Monarch Winter Melon will really come tonight.”
A cultivator’s intuition was extremely keen; they would feel uneasiness especially when there was something bad about to happen.
Song Shuhang smiled bitterly, and said, “This Sage Monarch Winter Melon is really impatient.”
If Sage Monarch Winter Melon had really come today, then he had to at least come up with something to face the other party.
“Then, once you’re done stamping Dharma King Creation’s juniors, we’ll be leaving immediately,” Su Clan’s Sixteen said. “However, I feel that with Sage Monarch Winter Melon’s strength of the Profound Sage Realm, even if we were to leave immediately… it would still be very easy for him to be able to track us down.”
“I’ll ask Senior White if there’s any good way to deal with Sage Monarch Winter Melon.” Song Shuhang then sent a note to Senior White, [Senior White, when are you going to finish transcending the tribulation?]
[Not any time soon, I’ve over… I might have overdone it a bit~] Senior White quickly replied to Song Shuhang.
Overdone…? What does he mean?
Song Shuhang sent another note, asking with some concern, [Did something happen to the heavenly tribulation? Did something else other than the nuclear bombs appear?]
Senior White replied, [The strongest hydrogen bombs have already appeared, but this time they arrange themselves into a wonderful sword formation when they attack me. This sword formation is very powerful, wait a moment, my main body is in a bit of trouble. I’ll rush through this wave first. This sword formation really interests me, I really want to get through it. After I get out, I will arrange this sword formation for you to see. I’m going to call it ‘heavenly tribulation sword formation’ so that the name is easy to remember.]
Song Shuhang: “…”
Senior White had still brought a clone into the Heavenly Tribulation Realm to chat with him?
No wonder Senior White was still able to respond right away although I had just recently sent the note to him. It must be that secret ‘clone technique’ of the Nine Provinces Number One Group!
Shuhang still had yet to learn this clone technique… and it was definitely because his level in the group wasn’t high enough. After he successfully became a lur’K’ing in the group, then there would definitely be some old seniors hidden in the group who would contact him in private and teach him the ‘Kage Bunshin no Jutsu’!
About half a minute later, Senior White replied, “Why were you looking for me? By the way, there isn’t much space left on the notepaper on my side, send over another note.]
Song Shuhang then replied, [It is likely that Sage Monarch Winter Melon will be dueling with me today. I’ve been getting an uneasy feeling. Are you still a clone, or is it the real Senior White?]
With that message, Song Shuhang also sent a brand-new notepad to Venerable White.
Senior White responded, [It’s a night with a full moon tonight? PS: I am a new clone. The one you were previously chatting with has exploded. The heavenly tribulation sword formation is really powerful!]
Song Shuhang: “…”
Senior White’s first clone… was able to stay on the stage for half a minute before heroically dying.
Song Shuhang continued to write. [Yeah, today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, there’s a proper full moon tonight.]
Senior White’s clone two replied, [Guided missiles and nuclear bombs can’t explode in the main world, so they can only be used as a deterrent, but if the opponent is an Eighth Stage Profound Sage, the nuclear deterrence alone may not be enough to shock him.]
Song Shuhang responded, [Yeah, that’s what I was thinking as well. If the heavenly tribulation weaponry can’t explode, then it’s tantamount to taking a paper tiger with me and intimidating the opponent with a false display, and I’m not confident that this would work. Senior White, is there any other option?]
Senior White’s second clone said, [Why not try Lady Onion’s ‘Fiercely Kneeling on the Ground and Apologizing Technique’? You can’t beat the other party anyway.]
Senior White also knew that Lady Onion had a set of techniques, one of which was a powerful apology technique.
Senior White’s second clone added, [If there’s really nothing that can be done, then you can just hide in the Inner World first. When I come out from my heavenly tribulation, I’ll help you out.]
[How are you going to help me?] Song Shuhang asked.
[I remember that the ‘Sage Seal’ has a function to establish a contact with the other party through space. Try letting me stamp you, then I’ll make contact with you and go to fight Sage Monarch Winter Melon. Still, let’s talk about this later. The main body’s battle has gotten very fierce, and I have to get going. It seems to be time for me to be heroic and righteous. See you later,] Senior White’s second clone said.
Su Clan’s Sixteen, who was at the side: “…”
Song Shuhang: “…”
I wonder if there’s any chance to meet that Senior White Clone Two again… Perhaps because of Senior White Two, who often hung around in the main world, he had an instinctive fondness for the combination of the words Senior White + Two.
By the way, was Senior White Two still here?
If he’s here, then maybe he can help me out…?
Song Shuhang looked towards the sky and called out. “Beep, beep, beep~”
Heavens, why has Senior White Two’s name been censored again today?
Su Clan’s Sixteen curiously asked, “What are you doing?”
“Summoning a powerful thug.” Song Shuhang chuckled dryly, and then shouted in his mind, “Senior White Two, oh wait, Senior White, Senior White~”
Senior White Two must have been away today as he didn’t reply to Song Shuhang.
At this time, the doorbell downstairs rang out.
Song Shuhang looked out of the window and saw three muscular monks standing nervously at the door.
They should be the three juniors of Dharma King Creation, who had just arrived in the Jiangnan area.
Song Shuhang jumped up and out of the window—he had recently become more and more fond of going out through windows rather than through the door.
Halfway through doing it, Song Shuhang slapped his head.
This bad habit of jumping out windows had to be changed.
All around Medicine Master’s house, there were screening formations to prevent the inside from being seen by outsiders. However, if he suddenly jumped out of the third-floor window after returning to his home in Wenzhou City when going out, then his parents would definitely be scared to death.
Su Clan’s Sixteen smiled slightly and also jumped down.
After landing, Song Shuhang saw the fox demon on the phone as it squatted under a flower stand in the yard. It seemed to be calling his female friends to see if any of them were willing to come and marry Doudou.
Song Shuhang reached out and opened the gate.
When the three muscular monks saw Song Shuhang, they greeted him respectfully.
“Greetings, Senior Tyrannical Song.”
“Come in before we talk.” Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched slightly. They were still at the entrance. It was strange for the neighbors to see such a scene.
The three muscular monks nervously squeezed into the small courtyard. They were actually so close to Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, who was a real powerhouse in the cultivation world!
“You are the juniors of Fellow Daoist Creation?” Song Shuhang smiled. “You guys want to get a stamp? Where do you want to be stamped?”
“Ancestor Yuan Tong told us that we should choose to get stamped in an area that’s hidden as much as possible. In this way, we won’t end up running around and borrowing the fame of Senior Tyrannical Song’s name. After all, we came out of the sect to train and gain experience,” Hong Fa said with a smile.
Song Shuhang nodded––he understood it. After all, they were disciples of the Warring Buddha Sect, and not his disciples.
Song Shuhang felt that it was very likely for some senior at the Profound Sage level to be in the Warring Buddha Sect. After all, the Warring Buddha Sect was a famous large sect among Buddhist sects. The reason these disciples came to him to get stamped was probably to form ties.
Because of Song Shuhang’s relationship with Dharma king Creation, he would also accept to form ties with them.
Su Clan’s Sixteen, who was at one side, blinked suddenly. Then, she turned her head and suppressed her laughter.
Song Shuhang asked, “In that case, how about on the back?”
Second Senior Brother Hong Hai nodded, and said, “Alright.”
Then, the three brothers lifted up their monks’ clothes, revealing their muscular backs.
Song Shuhang brought out the ‘Sage Seal’, and gave each of the three of them a stamp.
“Did everything go well on the way?” Song Shuhang asked casually after finishing with the stamping.
“Everything went well, just that after getting out of the train, we encountered a small problem,” Junior Brother Hong Tong said outrightly.
Song Shuhang curiously asked, “What happened?”
“My two senior brothers did not bring money, and I deliberately did not bring money, either. As a result, the three of us were penniless. We were completely broke,” Junior Brother Hong Tong said. “Fortunately, we met a blond foreigner cultivator, and he told us that we were actually very close to the Jiangnan area and took us to Jiangnan University Town.”
Song Shuhang asked, “Blond foreigner? What did he look like?”
“He was very handsome and almost looked like a girl,” Junior Brother Hong Tong said.
Song Shuhang nodded.
After stamping the seals, the three muscular monks chatted with him for a while before bidding farewell—before they left, Song Shuhang gifted them some money to cover their travel expenses.
These three guys were penniless. If he didn’t help them out by giving them some money, he was afraid that they would end up on the streets, begging.