Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu
Song Shuhang smiled slightly, and said, “That’s right, and the wedding is already set, they’re just looking for an auspicious day for when to hold it.”
Chu Chu’s eyes widened. “However, Doudou said that the wedding was just a joke!” When she and Doudou chatted previously, Zhou Li happened to enter the room with a wedding dress in his arms. The talk between the two was heard by Chu Chu… and it was Zhou Li who encouraged Chu Chu to rush to Jiangnan University Town to see ‘Doudou’.
Song Shuhang didn’t know about this. So, he thought that when Doudou and Chu Chu were on the phone, Doudou had brought up the wedding. He didn’t expect Doudou not to mention such a humiliating thing to Chu Chu—it really didn’t suit his style.
“No, it isn’t a joke.” Song Shuhang’s lips rose. “This time, Doudou’s father is serious about marrying him, he has even sent the wedding invitations.”
Chu Chu then responded, “…Is Doudou really going to marry a man?”
“Definitely,” Song Shuhang said with a smile… Dumb Doudou, come on, bite me if you can! Let’s see who’s afraid of whom!
“Doudou is about to marry a man? But, but…” Chu Chu was flustered. Wasn’t Doudou a guy?
At this time, Fairy Fleeting Life, who was by the side, said, “Mister Song, are you talking about True Mon— ugh, Mister Yellow Mountain’s ‘Miss Doudou’?”
Song Shuhang turned his head to look at Fairy Fleeting Life, not expecting that she knew about Doudou.
“Indeed, I’m talking about Mister Yellow Mountain’s Doudou, but Doudou is not a ‘Miss’. He is a guy,” Song Shuhang said calmly.
“How is that possible?!” Fairy Fleeting Life said with shock.
Eh? Why was Fairy Fleeting Life so upset?
Was there some inside story to this?
In Song Shuhang’s mind, a lot of thoughts and speculations instantly appeared.
Later, he suddenly remembered that when he used the ‘secret appraisal technique’, he learned that Fairy Fleeting Life was a female dog. Coupled with her white suit and dashing style…
Was she the person that Doudou was going to marry?
No, if she was going to marry Doudou, she couldn’t possibly not know of Doudou’s gender…
Song Shuhang curiously asked, “Miss Fleeting Life, why are you so surprised?”
Fairy Fleeting Life mouth twitched as she said, “Mister Song, if the Doudou you’re talking about is the same as the Doudou I’m thinking of… Then, my eldest brother is the one who will soon be marrying Doudou.”
The elder brother she was talking about was not her biological brother, but a monster dog who took good care of her when she was young. To her, her big brother had pretty much also played the role of her father.
Her eldest brother was also at the Fifth Stage Realm, currently an elder in the monster sect [Barking Sky Battalion].
She heard from her elder brother some time ago that he was to get married to True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s Doudou. The wedding had already been arranged.
Song Shuhang: “…”
F*ck, this was breaking news.
Regarding who was going to get married to Doudou, he had once made speculations on it—Shuhang had suspected that the person Doudou was going to marry could be a female dog, or a female cat… in short, he thought that it was at least a female. This female monster was likely to be a relatively ‘strong woman’, so she wouldn’t marry into Doudou’s household, but would be the one to ‘welcome’ Doudou.
After all, since True Monarch Yellow Mountain loved Doudou so much, it was unlikely that he would make a joke out of his marriage.
But now… Doudou was going to marry a male dog?
Had True Monarch Yellow Mountain really opened the gay way for Doudou?
Or maybe Doudou was a girl? A female dog that had been kept as a male dog by Yellow Mountain?
In that case, was Doudou’s penis an illusion that True Monarch Yellow Mountain had created?
When Doudou reached the Fifth Stage, perhaps it would be like an ugly duckling turning into a swan, and she would become a beautiful and stunning woman.
The more he thought about it, the more likely it seemed to be possible.
“Does True M— Mister Yellow Mountain have two Doudous?” Song Shuhang suddenly asked after thinking for a moment.
Fairy Fleeting Life shook her head.
“Let’s get going. I’ll ask someone about it,” Song Shuhang said.
Because Chu Chu was a mortal, it wouldn’t be good for Shuhang and Fairy Fleeting Life to fly on a sword in front of her. They could only walk away from Jiangnan University Town and go to Medicine Master’s Building.
On the way, Song Shuhang quickly downloaded the chat software on his mobile phone and then logged in.
In the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
The fellow daoists were sending some pictures.
They were pictures of the explosion of the nuclear bomb in the Demonic Tribulation Realm last night.
Other than photos and videos taken through phones, there were even some pictures that were taken using an ‘engraving technique’.
However, most of the pictures were blurry, and the quality was quite poor.
Only Thrice Reckless Mad Saber’s handsome ‘A True Man Never Looks Back at Explosions’ photo was good.
Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “I will enlarge this picture and develop it to make a promotional photo for a movie.”
True Monarch Northern River: “…”
He had heard of the movie that Thrice Reckless Mad Saber was filming after being captured by Venerable Spirit Butterfly. The script of the movie was mainly about various tribulations, ups and downs, and cruel environments that Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless had to face. But now, it seemed that he was already enjoying it and seemed serious about it?
Did he just want to find some happiness amidst his suffering? Or did he get used to it and wanted to produce something good?
At this time, Song Shuhang went online and sent a message. “Seniors, I have a question that may be trivial.”
True Monarch Northern River: “What is it?”
“How many Doudous does True Monarch Yellow Mountain have?” Song Shuhang asked seriously.
True Monarch Northern River: “There should only be one, right?”
A single Doudou had already tortured True Monarch Yellow Mountain so miserably, and he would find out every few days that Doudou had run away from home. If there were two Doudous, wouldn’t that be a bit too scary?
‘Heaven Shrouding Hook’ Zhou Li: ” ＠Tyrannical Saber Song One, replying to Fellow Daoist Song, there is only one Doudou.”
Zhou Li could be said to be a related party, and his answer was extremely reliable.
Fairy Lychee: “Little friend Shuhang, why are you suddenly asking this? Could it be that you saw two Doudous?”
Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “Young man, what you see might not necessarily be true. Maybe you saw Doudou and its clone?”
At this time, Song Shuhang was changing his nickname in the group.
He had already used the name ‘Tyrannical Saber Song One’ for a long time, so he planned on changing his daoist name today… After thinking about it, he finally changed his daoist name to [Tyrannical Song]. Actually, he originally wanted to change to [Daddy Song], but he suddenly remembered Senior Thrice Reckless Mad Saber and felt that he couldn’t be too like him. So, he gritted his teeth, deleted Daddy Song, and changed it to Tyrannical Song.
Tyrannical Song: “It’s not like I saw two Doudous… but today, I found out who Doudou is going to be married to, and I couldn’t help but become skeptical.”
Fairy Lychee: “Little friend Shuhang knows who Doudou is going to marry? Hurry up and say it, I’m very curious!” Fairy Lychee and Doudou had a good relationship. Sometimes, Doudou would go to her and tell her about True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s wrongdoings, and Fairy Lychee would lend Doudou a hand.
True Monarch Northern River: “Little friend Shuhang, why would knowing who Doudou is going to marry make you think that there are two Doudous? ”
“Because… Doudou is going to marry a male dog, not a female dog,” Song Shuhang said.
True Monarch Northern River: “…”
Fairy Lychee: “…”
Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “…”
‘Heaven Shrouding Hook’ Zhou Li: “F*ck!”
It was clear that even Zhou Li did not know about this. Doudou’s groom… True Monarch Yellow Mountain really hid it very well.
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “😳 Little friend Shuhang always brings amazing news. Heavens, I’m going to look for Doudou right away.”
Island Master Tian Tiankong: “At this time, all we have to do is summon the related parties. ＠True Monarch Yellow Mountain.”
The summons failed because True Monarch Yellow Mountain had changed his name a few months ago.
Vice-Island Master Tian Tianwei: “Stupid older brother, you are a disgrace to the summoning world, watch me. ＠Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire , ＠I’m Mr. Yellow Mountain’s loyal dog .”
Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “How did little friend Shuhang come to know about this?”
The appearance of True Monarch Yellow Mountain undoubtedly confirmed Song Shuhang’s news that Doudou was really going to marry a male dog, Doudou’s other half was a male!
This was not a joke—it was a cruel fact!
Dharma King Creation: “My God, I thought little friend Shuhang was kidding. True Monarch, are you really getting Doudou to marry a male dog?”
Fairy Lychee: “What about Doudou? Why has he not come out?”
‘Heaven Shrouding Hook’ Zhou Li: “His phone just ran out of power. He had been on the phone with a girl for more than an hour before this. Now he’s humming and looks quite refreshed. I took a look, and he’s charging his phone. He’s not using the battery charging technique, but rather a wire. I estimate that he will get online only after some time. I feel that as one of Doudou’s closest people, I have to give him this news.”
Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “Fellow Daoist Zhou Li, if you tell Doudou about this, I’m sure he would run away from home right away. At that time, the bitter True Monarch Yellow Mountain would have to travel thousands of miles to find him, and Fellow Daoist Zhou Li, you too would have to embark on a journey to go after him. ”
Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “…”
‘Heaven Shrouding Hook’ Zhou Li: “What Thrice Reckless said makes sense.”
Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “Please call me Frice Reckless, I’m an upgraded Thrice Reckless. In addition, I think that if Fellow Daoist tells Doudou the news now, you would be able to enjoy the show only for a while, but if the news were kept hidden until the day of Doudou’s big wedding—when he’s all ready, wearing a red wedding gown and a red headdress—it would be a true explosion of delight.”
‘Heaven Shrouding Hook’ Zhou Li: “Fellow Daoist Frice Reckless’s words are so reasonable! ＠Young Master Phoenix Slayer, please join us and hide the news from Doudou.”
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “👏 No problem. Between fleeting happiness and a long-lasting explosion of delight, I’ll definitely choose the latter.”
Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “If you can, Fellow Daoist Zhou Li, you should stop Doudou from getting online. In addition, you can confuse Doudou verbally and give him the illusion that he’s marrying a female.”