Yes that’s what the title says lol Edit: Turns out the title is actually “shit stick” instead of “toilet plan” which doesn’t sound better but at least it’s more accurate lol
To say who Luo Fei hated the most in the world, Xi Yanqing definitely ranked first.
First of all, this person was his love rival, every day he was stuck like glue to his heart's male god! Secondly, this person is his natural enemy. In the end, this person actually chased him to here!
“Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!”Luo Fei felt that something heavy was weighing over him and he suddenly shouted like he was crazy: “I won't marry!”
The room of people turned silent and looked at him, including Xi Yanqing.
Luo Fei also gradually realized that his behavior must have seemed crazy. But he still insisted: “I-I'm not marrying him!”
Luo Tian's face suddenly grew dark: "My Second son! You are trying to anger your father to death aren’t you!"
Luo Yi felt that he must have had another sentence that he wanted to say, but since Xi Yanqing was there, he did not say it. It was probably: if you're still thinking about that bastard Zhang Yangfan, I'll break your legs!
Luo Fei fiercely looked into Xi Yanqing's eyes and said: “Hey! Tell them!”
Xi Yanqing said: “Uncle Luo, since Luo Fei has already awaken and seen me, then I will go back first, and then come see him again later.”
That also works." Luo Tian nodded his head，" You just returned，the things you must do at home must be numerous，go ahead and figure them out." It was just in time that he had something he needed to say to his second son!
Xi Yanqing smiled at Luo Fei, bowed to Luo Tian, turned and left. When Luo Fei saw Luo Yi following to send him out he was angry beyond words. Son of a bitch! Xi Yanqing, if you dare to accept this marriage see if this one won't throttle you to death!
Luo Fei squatted: “Dad, anyway I'm not marrying him.”
Li Yuehua slapped Luo Fei's back: “Hey, stop talking nonsense! If you keep on being like this Mom and Dad are going to actually be angry. That guy is not married, is living well and still remembers you. You, if you don't marry him, then who are you going to marry?”
“I'm telling you, my son! If you dare to still think about Zhang Yangfan, I will let Xi Yu carry you away right now!”
“Who's thinking about that surname Zhang?!” Luo Fei couldn’t understand why they wouldn't let that go. “It has nothing to do with Zhang Yangfan. I just don’t like Xi Yanqing!”
"Telling me this will do nothing!" Luo Tian has always spoiled his second son, but obviously this time he was discouraged. “Look, it's all because you spoiled him!” Luo Tian said to his wife, “In these few villages, what other ger is as spoiled as him!”
“Like you don't also spoil him!” Li Yuehua glared at her husband, “Darling, listen to mother. Mother knows that you have been separated from that Xi guy for a few years, and you are unfamiliar. But when two people come back together, over time the feelings will return. Besides, you are now in this situation, and everyone in the village knows, who else would dare to raise a family with you in the future? Do you want to live your whole life alone?”
“Right!” Luo Fei's eyes lit up. “Tomorrow, I will find that surname Xi and tell him!”
"Ah?" Li Yuehua asked, "What are you going to say to him?"
“Say… anyway, just talk.” Luo Fei thought in his heart, you can’t be stupid enough to wear a ready-made green hat? (Wearing green hat symbolized a cuckold, or someone who is being cheated on. Since everyone knows about the ZYF incident, LF is saying that everyone would expect him to cheat on XYP.) Withdrawing was definitely a better idea.
Having thought through it, the last night he hadn't slept well. Luo Fei slept very well this night, so the next morning, when the rooster crowed, he was just about awake.
During the beginning of spring, the sun still didn't rise too early. When he woke up, his mother Li Yuehua, was already busy with the family's breakfast in the kitchen. At this time, she was steaming buns while stirring porridge in a pot. Basically, the breakfast at the Luo house was like this, and this was considered a good situation.
Rice or something, don't even think about it!
Luo Fei doesn’t like to drink porridge. He likes rice and vegetables most, then noodles, followed by porridge with cakes. But here, obviously, having enough to eat to be full was already good.
“After a while, take a few steamed buns and send them to the Xi house.” Li Yuehua stirred the rice porridge and said, “Xi Yu just came back, he still has to organize a lot at home, I'm afraid that it is probably not convenient to cook… Darling, your mother is talking to you!”
“Ah? What did you say?”
“I want you to send a few steamed buns to Xi Yu.”
“Aiyo, mom, I'm not going.” Luo Fei inhaled the fragrance of the steamed bun. “And, he is Xi Yanqing.”
"It’s him either way.” Li Yuehua took a few buns and put them in a small basket. “Didn’t you say you were going to find him yesterday? Sending them to him should be fine, why don’t you want to go anymore?”
Notes: Yay! More interactions between MC and ML ;3