Chapter 141 – The Culprit and Man’gan’s Shorts
“Ahaha… I’m the young lord of the Barbarian Prefecture, and these here are my thirteen Barbarian Emperors! Your majesty from the Mars Prefecture, we’re thrilled to welcome you!”
In an extremely low-profile manner, Man’gan managed to show a hypocritical smile, while he extended his arms, as a sign of a warm welcome. Considering the current situation, Man’gan reckoned it to be better to submit to the conceited human beings for the time being. As a loser, he knew that he had to behave as submissive as possible to satisfy the “human devil”.
“I’m Ye Qinghan, honestly, I only came to ask you a couple of questions. I hope you won’t hide anything from us.” Straightforwardly, Qinghan cut to the point.
“Your Majesty!” Man’gan touched his bald head, and added with all respect, “I swear... I’ll tell you everything I know, including how many times my father has sex per day, or how many woman he has a relation with. Oh, I can tell you what color his shorts is, if you’re interested!”
“HAHAHA!”
People from the Mars Prefecture laughed out indulgently, for they were rather delighted by Man’gan’s attitude. Meanwhile, Qingwu and Qingcheng lowered their heads in embarrassment, but even they chuckled to themselves.
“Hehe, I’m not interested in your father’s shorts!” Qinghan smiled back, and he felt as if Man’gan wasn’t as stupid as he had been told. In order not to let the subject go astray, he immediately asked, “What I’m interested in is your alliance with Yao Kaka, and your combined efforts to kill me. Was it people from the Xue Family that gave you the information about my whereabouts?”
“Nonono, Your Majesty, we didn’t try to kill you! You must’ve made a mistake!” Being frightened to rake up the past, Man’gan denied Qinghan’s suggestion with a terrified voice.
“I’m from the Ye Family, one of the members of the super elite team. I haven’t come here to hold anyone responsible. I just need you to confirm for me that people from the Xue Family actually provided you with crucial information about my whereabouts!” Obviously, Qinghan’s patience was wearing off, as he glared at Man’gan with tightly knitted eyebrows.
“Errr… No!” Man’gan kept shook his bald head, very much like a rattle-drum.
Greatly surprised, people from the Mars Prefecture stared at Man’gan with all their attention, for they were so eager to hear what he had to say.
After a while, Qinghan continued, “Listen, the last question is… You and Yao Kaka caused great casualties to my Mars Prefecture. Also, our mental trauma from this battle still haunts some of our members. Errr… I mean, shouldn’t you offer us some treasures as compensation? In that way, we’ll be greatly consoled.”
“Casualties? Compensation? You’ll be consoled?” Man’gan was confused by this tongue-twister like expression at first. It took him a long while, until he finally came to the realization of its true meaning. This human devil was going to extort him. Although it was acceptable for a defeated party to compensate the other side, he never saw someone beat around the bush in such a way. In fact, he had already prepared some before Qinghan’s arrival.
However, with respect, he replied, “Of course. Man Niu, bring the treasures here!”
A little while later, several muscular barbarians carried dozens of giant crates down the hill. Man’gan then ordered his barbarians to open the crates in front of Qinghan.
“Hmmm, just so-so! Take them!” Qinghan nodded his head, as he instructed others to take away the crates. After that, he spoke in a slow manner, “How many saint-level items did Tu Qianjun give you?”
“Saint-level items? No! I… I only got a superior treasure-level item! I could’ve won a saint-level item, if… if we killed you… Errr!” Realizing he had said something improperly, Man’gan quickly managed a flattering smile, and took out a silver soft sword.
“Your majesty, this is specially for you! Here you go! It’s extremely sharp!”
To Qinghan’s great satisfaction, he received the sword, and wielded it in the air, as he released a slashing sound. He turned to Shisan, and asked him to hold onto it for him. Then, he, once again, turned to Man’gan, and looked him up and down.
The greedy look of Qinghan made Man’gan so uncomfortable, that he soon grew goose bumps, at which time he covered his chest with both of his giant arms, “Your Majesty, I haven’t taken any showers for a couple of days. I’m stinky with a disgusting armpit odor. Due to my unclear hygiene, I’ve also developed haemorrhoids! You… you’d better let me go. Or shall I send you some beautiful barbarian girls?”
“Fuck off!”
Glancing at his own people, who were trying very hard to refrain themselves from laughter, Qinghan couldn’t help but curse Man’gan. The ugly appearance of Man’gan was enough to scare away others, who would be fond of his asshole? Barbarian girls? They were at least two meters tall, with their vaginas larger than a human fist, who would be interested in these oversized monsters?
“Hey, your golden armor looks nice! I like it!”
“Nonono, Your Majesty, please don’t take away my armor! This is my life-saving item. My father has told me that once the armor is gone, I’m dead!” Man’gan almost kneeled down in front of Qinghan. His armor was comparable to a saint-level item, whose defensive function was one of a kind. With this armor wrapped around one‘s body, he wouldn’t be hurt by any normal treasure-level weapons.
In the beginning, Man’gan did his utmost to save his armor, but when he found the light in Qinghan’s eyes turning colder and colder, he chose to compromise. But he still added in a sobbing voice, “Your Majesty, this armor is too large for you… This doesn’t fit you…”
Impatiently, Qinghan yelled, “Dumbass, it’s not for me, it’s for my battle beast! Take it off! Otherwise, your armor, together with your body, will be crushed immediately!”
“I will take it off! Right now!” As he said this, Man’gan took off his armor, revealing his terrifying muscular body, and a pair of scarlet-red shorts!
Directly, Qinghan threw the armor to Shisan. After which he turned to Man’gan, while looking at his red shorts, “Ahh… your… shorts…”
“Your Majesty! I really cannot strip any further…” Man’gan desperately threw himself on the ground, begging for Qinghan’s mercy!
Throwing a disdainful look at Man’gan, Qinghan realized that Man’gan wasn’t a guy that could stand wild jokes, so he sighed, “I just want to tell you… Your shorts look quite unique!”
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