Chapter 4
CHAPTER 4 - THE EMPEROR SCHEMES TO GRAB A MAN’S WIFE
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Yan Ge lifted her eyelids to look at Ji Zai dispiritedly: "Do you know why my chest is so flat?"
She didn’t wait for Ji Zai to respond and slapped it into the mountain recess, roaring: "Laoniang's[my] chest was flattened by you!"
Ji Zai let out a wailing wu sound, but soon came back bouncing and vivacious: "I just thought of a good way, ao ao ao!"
Yan Ge cast a praising glance on Ji Zai: "What can I do to kill it?"
Ji Zai rolled its eyes and spoke in throaty voice dripping with sarcasm: "You don't even know what it is . Every time you encounter it, you unscrupulously become its food and you still think you can kill it . Aiyo, dreaming in broad daylight…"
Before words finished, Ji Zai was smacked into the air again .
Ji Zai had a way to keep Yan Ge from being stared at by that guy, but it was a bit risky .
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"Get a system . Go somewhere that guy can't find you . But there are several types, so which one do you want?"
Yan Ge knew about these playthings . She had wandered around the world for a long time and had seen all kinds of systems: "Are you sure a system can keep him from finding me?"
"It's like painting with two brushes1 . ” Ji Zai looked at Yan Ge with a retarded style of tenderness: "There are many mighty ones in the Three Thousand Worlds that get stuck before they can break through to become sages . These guys can neither die nor live well, so I was thinking it would be good to head over to those worlds and soak up some experience on how to see through2 their state of mind . We'll use the system to take over missions related to these mighty ones . With Tiandao’s3 divine protection, that guy wouldn't dare to show up .
"I have a second female lead counterattack system, a sleeping with every male god system, and an enthralling tens of thousands4 system . Which one do you want?"
"Enthralling tens of thousands is good . Becoming a person everyone likes in the plane is quite convenient . "
Ji Zai looked at Yan Ge, and the fondness in its eyes was even more extreme: "Don't fail ah . Should you fail a task issued by the mighty one, you might really become bald . "
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Yan Ge had confidence in herself . She had fulfilled the wishes of so many women in the world no matter how difficult they were . She felt that the current her was an invincible existence that had swept away millions of enemy troops5 . There was absolutely no reason to take these minuscule tasks to heart .
~~~ The Emperor Schemes To Grab A Man’s Wife ~~~
When Yan Ge entered the plane and received the information from Ji Zai, her mind was stupefied for a moment .
The task released by the mighty one this time was to help him see through his love trial6 .
Tiandao was heartless . It was ultimately heartless, yet the realm was stagnant because of this heartlessness .
Although the mighty one entered the world to cultivate his mental state, he become an emperor above ten thousand because he was the darling of Tiandao .
Yan Ge carried the enthralling tens of thousands system . Her identity in the plane was certainly someone who enthralled thousands, but this identity was a little awkward .
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"I'm a freaking general . " Yan Ge reached out and touched to feel the flat chest . Indignant, she called out to Ji Zai: "Even if everyone admires the general, he’s still a man . . . "
Because of the system, the chicken could now be emulated in Yan Ge mind . It saw that Yan Ge was about to lose it, and quickly interrupted her: "You don’t have a handle . The general is a woman, it’s just that others don't know . "
Yan Ge felt between her legs and was quiet .
The mighty one was heartless, and the easiest way to arouse passion in these guys was through the love between men and women .
She thought she would be a wildly loved Empress . Who would have thought she would become a fake supreme commander?
The reason why the supreme commander was enthralling was because this guy guarded the border and won nine out of ten battles . As a result, he became the object of love and affection for the common people .
Now this begs the question; how does she tempt that heartless dog emperor while carrying such an identity?
Heartache . Yan Ge touched her chest and felt the flat breasts . Her heart ached even more .
Ji Zai seemed to know what Yan Ge was thinking and comforted her: “If the chest wasn’t flat, how could it pacify the country? The flatter the chest, the more awesome this supreme commander is shown to be . You should be proud . ”
1 Painting with two brushes (双管齐下—shuāng guǎn qí xià): idiom that means ‘a two-pronged approach’ .
2 See through (勘破— kān pò): means to (clearly) see through or comprehend something .
3 Tiandao (天道— tiān dào): literally means ‘heavenly way’ . It’s the natural law or the manifestation of god’s will .
4 Enthralling tens of thousands (万人迷— wàn rén mí): means someone thousands/millions go crazy for . I really couldn’t think of a condensed translation I was happy with so let’s just roll with this clunky version .
5 Swept away millions of troops (横扫千军— héng sǎo qiān jūn): means total annihilation at the hands of one .
6 Love trial (情劫—qíng jié): I was really tempted to translate this as ‘love tribulation’, but ‘tribulation’ is a severe type of trial . It wasn’t clear whether they were that serious . Anyway, the ‘love’ here does not denote romance, it just means sentiment/feelings in general .