“Why are you in a daze? Quickly remove your clothes!” Seeing that Sun Mo actually wanted to reject it, Jun Mujie smacked her palm on his head. “My time is very valuable, don’t waste it, okay?”
Jin Mujie was just teasing him, wanting Sun Mo to relax. After all, to suddenly tell an inexperienced young man to be nude in front of a woman would make him feel some pressure.
After Sun Mo heard this, he felt that something was wrong. (Why does it feel like this is a scene of eating fast food?)
The so-called fast food was a term he heard from one of his university classmates. During Christmas, that fellow saw the male students in the dorm going out with their female partners. The richer ones went to hotels, and the poorer ones went to motels. He was the only one remaining in the male dormitory. Loneliness was like ice rain, ruthlessly pouring down, smacking his face!
That student directly ran to buy beer. After that, when he passed by an alley, he was stopped by an older sister, and he decided to head to the hair salon she recommended.
What happened then wasn’t too good to describe. However, that male student was very satisfied and from then onward, he would frequently visit that salon.
At that time, Sun Mo would often hear that student saying the hair salon’s older sister’s set phrase. ‘What do you mean the whole night? My time is very valuable, okay?’. “What are you thinking about?”
Jin Mujie frowned. “Quickly, your wound has to be treated as soon as possible!”
“Mn!”
Sun Mo didn’t argue anymore. He removed the teacher’s robe that was now coated with dried blood.
Si!
After seeing that terrifying long wound on Sun Mo’s chest, Jin Mujie took in a gasp of cold air. “What were you doing out there? If this sword slash was deeper by a little bit, you would have been disemboweled!”
“Can you keep this a secret if I tell you the truth?”
Sun Mo teased.
“Were you slashed by a female?”
Jin Mujie’s curiosity stirred. “I will definitely not keep this a secret for you. I’m An Xinhui’s good sister, and I have to prevent you from being hooked away by other women.” “Who would want me?”
Sun Mo self-mocked. Now that he counted, he was a single-dog for two lifetimes. In the past, he didn’t have a house and his wages were low. Even when going for match-making sessions, he would be despised by the girls. And as for now, he was still single.
Speaking of which, should he woo Gu Xiuxun? Actually, Jin Mujie wasn’t bad as well.
Upon thinking of this, Sun Mo subconsciously looked forward. After that, he saw this young woman sitting there, helping him to dress his wounds.
Swish!
Sun Mo hurriedly turned his head.
“Are you modest or intentionally pretending to be muddle-headed? Just with your fame as the God Hands, it’s unknown how many female teachers would want to chat with you. But let me warn you, you better not fool around with them. This is especially so for the female students who worship you. You must not overstep the boundaries.”
The first half of Jin Mujie’s words was a joke, but the second half was a warning.
Sun Mo was too young. He was also very handsome and overflowing with talent, exuding charm. Young ladies would have no resistance toward someone like him. Once he couldn’t control himself, it was easy for many things to happen. In the great teacher world, some female students would spare no expenses at blackening a teacher’s reputation for the sake of being famous or for wealth and position. They would plan meticulously on how to snag the teacher and have a sexual relationship with him. Such incidents weren’t rare.
One must know that honey traps weren’t something men could resist. The only difference was whether the beauty in the honey trap was beautiful enough or not. “Why doesn’t Teacher Jin introduce me to one?”
Sun Mo felt that given Jin Mujie’s position, she would surely be acquainted with many beautiful and talented female teachers.
“What are you talking about?”
Jin Mujie directly slapped Sun Mo. “You better be careful, or I will tell Xinhui about this!”
“Hehe.”
Sun Mo mentally said that he had money now and a little status. Could it be he had to continue being a single dog? No way. After returning to Jinling, he had to put ‘visiting brothels’ into his daily agenda.
Now that he had money, he should head to the most expensive brothel to pick the prettiest lass there.
Jin Mujie wasn’t a professional doctor, but since she was able to become a 3-star great teacher, and considering that first-aid was common knowledge, she was naturally skilled in it.
“Your recovery ability seems to be very strong.”
Jin Mujie had intended to sew the wound up for Sun Mo. However, she discovered that his wound had formed a scab, and she couldn’t help but marvel.
“Thank you, Teacher Jin.”
Sun Mo felt that it should be because of the Diamond Fruit. Sadly, such fruits were simply too rare. Wait a minute… Sun Mo immediately opened the system merchant store and scrolled through it.
Diamond Fruit Seed, 1,000 favorable impression points for one.
Diamond Fruit, completely ripped. 1,000 favorable impression points for one.
“So cheap?”
Sun Mo was astonished. He hurriedly bought one.
Ding! “Purchase successful. The Diamond Fruit has been sent to your inventory.”
The system notification rang out.
“Can I only purchase one?”
Sun Mo looked at the shelf where the Diamond Fruit was. It was empty now. The system didn’t replenish it and he couldn’t help but feel a little disappointed.
Right now, he still had 15,000+ favorable impression points. Hence, he had planned to buy ten fruits and slowly eat them until he was satisfied.
“Just take a good rest. For the miscellaneous stuff of the group, you don’t have to worry about them. I will take full responsibility.”
Jin Mujie covered Sun Mo with a blanket and rose, walking out of the tent.
At night, Xuanyuan Po and the other two returned and were scolded badly by Li Ziqi.
On the second morning, the group resumed their journey again.
Jin Mujie’s idea was to rush back to the Central Province Academy and look for a doctor to treat Sun Mo. However, Sun Mo rejected this idea.
Sun Mo requested to rest at the first hot spring zone in the Spiritwind Canyon.
If this request was made by another teacher, Jin Mujie would surely reject it. But right now, she had a very good impression of Sun Mo and barely agreed to it. Sun Mo chose a remote hot spring and soaked himself in it. After that, he tossed a spring water beauty medicine packet into the water and waited quietly. “I wonder if the ‘beauty’ summoned would really be beautiful or not? Actually, my requirements are not high. A 6/10 would do.” Sun Mo waited and waited. But even after a minute passed, there was no reaction in the pool. “Eh? Is there nothing?” Upon thinking of this possibility, Sun Mo suddenly felt very unhappy. Besides, he didn’t feel any recovery effect.
Just when he was prepared to ask the system, he felt a clammy thing brushing past his leg.
“Damn, what the hell is this? A snake?”
Sun Mo was frightened and took a step back. But when he lowered his head to look, he realized that there was a human figure in the water.
Huala
The human shadow broke out of the water’s surface.
Sun Mo was a little shocked.
When the human shadow shook its hair, a featureless face was revealed, directly appearing before Sun Mo. His originally fiery and restless emotions immediately doused, as though a bucket of ice water had been poured on his head.
“Damn, system, are you pranking me?”
Sun Mo directly cursed. Honestly speaking, he had never been so shocked before, not even when he first saw Sadako climbing out of the television in the movie!
“It’s because your heart is impure, alright?”
The system felt very wronged.
“Nonsense. What’s wrong if a man thinks about women? This is righteous due to my raging hormones!”
Sun Mo immediately shot back. “Quick, apologize to my hormones!”
“Alright, you are right since you are a teacher!”
The system mumbled, “I originally intended to tell you how to make her grow a ‘face’!”
“Elder bro!”
Sun Mo almost knelt toward the system. He wanted to say this sentence to it, ‘Elder bro, you are my closest brother!’.
“If you want the spring water beauty to have the appearance of someone else, you only need to put a single strand of hair from that person into the medicine packet,” the system explained.
“Oh?” Sun Mo was very disappointed.
“Why are you suddenly so improper?” The system was surprised. “This season isn’t spring, especially not for you!”
“Scram!”
Sun Mo instantly understood. The system’s verbal insults were so powerful that it didn’t even need a single curse word!
Actually, it was because Sun Mo felt fatigued in his heart. One must know that he almost died earlier. How terrifying was that experience?
Also, in the past when he was sick and warded in a hospital, his parents would surely visit him. Although Li Ziqi and the others were accompanying him now, things were ultimately still different. Sun Mo longed for his home. Hence, his unstable emotions became melancholic and moody.
Huala~
The spring water beauty swam over.
“What the hell is this?”
Sun Mo furrowed his brows and wanted to push the spring water beauty away. However, this beauty contained an extremely strong recovery effect. The scar on his chest became shallower and increasingly faint at a speed visible to the naked eye.
“So magical?”
Sun Mo was surprised. “Who is this?”
Jin Mujie’s voice suddenly rang out.
“Eh!”
Sun Mo turned his head and saw Jin Mujie standing at a location not far away.
“Sorry, I’ve disturbed your time of joy.”
Jin Mujie left. It couldn’t be blamed on her for misunderstanding the situation. After all, this recovery method by the spring water beauty would surely cause the imaginations of people who saw it to run wild. “Teacher Jin, don’t be mistaken. She isn’t a human!”
Sun Mo hurriedly explained.
“Not a human?”
Jin Mujie frowned and halted. She turned and suspiciously regarded the spring water beauty. As expected, it didn’t exude any signs of life. And after that, she jumped in shock.
“Faceless?”
Jin Mujie exclaimed.
Sun Mo hurriedly explained everything.
“There’s actually such a miraculous prescription?”
Jin Mujie was stunned. (Eh? Why did I enter the water involuntarily? Hmm, it’s fine. I have come to help Sun Mo scrub his back. After all, he was injured and it’s inconvenient for him to move about.) “Isn’t the spring beauty right before your eyes?”
Sun Mo chortled.
“Let me take a look at your wound.”
Jin Mujie walked toward Sun Mo. Through the mist, she glanced at his wound and immediately started. “This…”
The wound had closed perfectly. This was simply too exaggerated!
Jin Mujie immediately wanted to purchase a batch of the medicine packet.
Sun Mo’s smile was a little stiff. “Teacher Jin, you can soak yourself here. I’m done!” “Sun…”
Just when Jin Mujie wanted to say something, her entire body suddenly stumbled forward and hugged Sun Mo. A hand was touching her back!
[1] Eating fast food basically means having a quicky
[2] This season isn’t spring (Author is making a pun): Female copulatory vocalizations. There’s a term known as 04. is the word for spring.