"I didn't put out my shoes."
Flip sighed. "I'm sorry I did that.
I was just feeling homesick. I didn't think anybody would do anything about it."
"Sorry."
"We're both so very very sorry," said Flip. "Except that we're not sorry at all."
"No, we're not," said Dink.
"In fact, it's kind of fun to get in trouble for keeping Sinterklaas Day. Imagine what would happen if we celebrated Christmas."
"Well," said Dink, "we've still got nineteen days."
"Right," said Flip.
By the time they got back to Rat Army barracks, it was obvious that the story was already known. Everybody fell silent when Dink and Flip stood in the doorway.
"Stupid," said Rosen.
"Thanks," said Dink. "That means so much, coming from you."
"Since when did you get religion?" Rosen demanded. "Why make some kind of holy war out of it?"
"It wasn't religious," said Dink. "It was Dutch. Dutch."
"Well, eemo, you be Rat Army now, not Dutch."
"In three months I won't be in Rat Army," said Dink. "But I'll be Dutch until I die."
"Nations don't matter up here," said one of the other boys.
"Religions neither," said another.
"Well it's obvious religion does does matter," said Flip, "or we wouldn't have been called in and reprimanded for cutting a pancake into an 'F' and writing a funny poem and sticking it in a shoe." matter," said Flip, "or we wouldn't have been called in and reprimanded for cutting a pancake into an 'F' and writing a funny poem and sticking it in a shoe."
Dink looked down the long corridor, which curved upward toward the end. Zeck, who slept at the very back of the barracks, couldn't even be seen from the door.
"He's not here," said Rosen.
"Who?"
"Zeck," said Rosen. "He came in and told us what he'd done, and then he left."
"Anybody know where he goes when he takes off by himself?" asked Dink.
"Why?" said Rosen. "You planning to slap him around a little? I can't allow that."
"I want to talk to him," said Dink.
"Oh, talk, talk," said Rosen.
"When I say talk, I mean talk," said Dink.
"I don't don't want to talk to him," said Flip. "Stupid prig." want to talk to him," said Flip. "Stupid prig."
"He just wants to get out of Battle School," said Dink.
"If we put it to a vote," said one of the other boys, "he'd be gone in a second. What a waste of space."
"A vote," said Flip. "What a military idea."
"Go stick your finger in a dike," the boy answered.
"So now we're anti-Dutch," said Dink.
"They can't help it if they still believe in Santa Claus," said an American kid.
"Sinterklaas," said Dink. "Lives in Spain, not the North Pole. Has a friend who carries his bag-Black Piet."
"Friend?" said a kid from South Africa. "Black Piet sounds like a slave to me."
Rosen sighed. "It's a relief when Christians are fighting each other instead of slaughtering Jews."
That was when Ender Wiggin joined the discussion for the first time. "Isn't this exactly what the rules are supposed to prevent? People sniping at each other because of religion or nationality?"
"And yet we're doing it anyway," said the American kid. "Aren't we up here to save the human race?" asked Dink. "Humans have religions and nationalities. And customs. Why can't we be humans too?"
Wiggin didn't answer.
"Makes no sense for us to live like Buggers," said Dink. "They don't celebrate Sinterklaas Day, either." don't celebrate Sinterklaas Day, either."
"Part of being human," said Wiggin, "is to massacre each other from time to time. So maybe till we beat the Formics we should try not not to be so very very human." to be so very very human."
"And maybe," said Dink, "soldiers fight for what they care about, and what they care about is their families and their traditions and their faith and their nation-the very stuff they don't allow us to have here."
"Maybe we fight so we can get back home and find all that stuff still there, waiting for us," said Wiggin.
"Maybe none of us are fighting at all," said Flip. "It's not like anything we do here is real."
"I'll tell you what's real," said Dink. "I was Sinterklaas's helper last night." Then he grinned.
"So you're finally admitting you're an elf," said the American kid, grinning back.
"How many Dutch kids are there in Battle School?" said Dink. "Sinterklaas is definitely a minority cultural icon, right? Nothing like Santa Claus, right?"
Rosen kicked Dink lightly on the shin. "What do you think you're doing, Dink?"
"Santa Claus isn't a religious figure, either. Nobody prays to Santa Claus. It's an American American thing." thing."
"Canadian too," said another kid.
"Anglophone Canadian," said another. "Papa Noel for some of us."
"Father Christmas," said a Brit.
"See? Not Christian, national, national," said Dink. "It's one thing to stifle religious expression. But to try to erase nationality-the whole fleet is thick with national loyalties. They don't make Dutch admirals admirals pretend not to be Dutch. They wouldn't stand for it." pretend not to be Dutch. They wouldn't stand for it."
"There aren't any Dutch admirals," said the Brit.
It wasn't that Dink let idiotic comments like this make him angry. angry. He didn't want to hit anybody. He didn't want to raise his voice. But still, there was this deep defiance that could not be ignored. He had to do something that other people wouldn't like. Even though he knew it would cause trouble and accomplish nothing at all, he was going to do it, and it was going to start right now. He didn't want to hit anybody. He didn't want to raise his voice. But still, there was this deep defiance that could not be ignored. He had to do something that other people wouldn't like. Even though he knew it would cause trouble and accomplish nothing at all, he was going to do it, and it was going to start right now.
"They were able to stifle our Dutch holiday because there are so few of us," said Dink. "But it's time for us to insist on expressing our national cultures like any other soldiers in the International Fleet. Christmas is a holy day for Christians, but Santa Claus is a secular figure. Nobody prays to Saint Nicholas."
"Little kids do," said the American, but he was laughing.
"Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Papa Noel, Sinterklaas, they may have begun with a Christian feast day, but they're national now, and people with no religion at all still celebrate the holiday. It's the day of gift-giving, right? December twenty-fifth, whether you're a believing Christian or not. They can keep us from being religious, but they can't stop us from giving gifts on Santa Claus day."
Some of them were laughing. Some were thinking.
"You're going to get in such deep doodoo," said one.
"e," said Dink. "But then, that's where I live all the time anyway."
"Don't even try it."
Dink looked up to see who had spoken so angrily.
Zeck.
"I think we already know where you stand," said Dink.
"In the name of Christ I forbid you to bring Satan into this place."
All the smiles disappeared. Everyone fell silent.
"You know, don't you, Zeck," said Dink, "that you just guaranteed that I'll have support for my little Santa Claus movement."
Zeck seemed genuinely frightened. But not of Dink. "Don't bring this curse down on your own heads."
"I don't believe in curses, I only believe in blessings," said Dink. "And I sure as hell don't believe I'll be cursed because I give presents to people in the name of Santa Claus."
Zeck glanced around and seemed to be trying to calm himself. "Religious observances are forbidden for everybody."
"And yet you you observe your religion all the time," said Dink. "Every time you don't fire your weapon in the Battle Room, you're doing it. So if you oppose our little Santa Claus revolution, eemo, then we want to see you firing that gun and taking people out. Otherwise you're a flaming hypocrite. A fraud. A pious fake. A liar." Dink was in his face now. Close enough to make some of the other kids uncomfortable. observe your religion all the time," said Dink. "Every time you don't fire your weapon in the Battle Room, you're doing it. So if you oppose our little Santa Claus revolution, eemo, then we want to see you firing that gun and taking people out. Otherwise you're a flaming hypocrite. A fraud. A pious fake. A liar." Dink was in his face now. Close enough to make some of the other kids uncomfortable.
"Back off, Dink," one of them muttered. Who? Wiggin, of course. Great, a peacemaker. Again, Dink felt defiance swell up inside him.
"What are you going to do?" said Zeck softly. "Hit me? I'm three years younger than you."
"No," said Dink. "I'm going to bless you."
He set his hand in the air just over Zeck's head. As Dink expected, Zeck stood there without flinching. That was what Zeck was best at: taking whatever anybody dished out without even trying to get away.
"I bless you with the spirit of Santa Claus," said Dink. "I bless you with compassion and generosity. With the irresistible impulse to make other people happy. And you know what else? I bless you with the humility to realize that you aren't any better than the rest of us in the eyes of God."
"You know nothing about God," said Zeck.
"I know more than you do," said Dink. "Because I'm not filled with hate."
"Neither am I," said Zeck.
"No," murmured another boy. "You're filled with kuso."
"Toguro," said another, laughing.
"I bless you," said Dink, "with love. Believe me, Zeck, it'll be such a shock to you, when you finally feel it, that it might just kill you. Then you can go talk to God yourself and find out where you screwed up."
Dink turned around and faced the bulk of Rat Army. "I don't know about you, but I'm playing Santa Claus this year. We don't own anything up here, so gift-giving isn't exactly easy. Can't get on the nets and order stuff to be shipped up here, all gift-wrapped. But gifts don't have to be toys and stuff. What I gave Flip here, the gift that got us in so much trouble, was a poem."
"Oh how sweet," said the Brit. "A love poem?"
In answer, Flip recited it. Blushing, of course, because the joke was on him. But also loving it-because the joke was on him. him.
Dink could see that a lot of them thought it was cool to have a toon leader write a satirical poem about one of his soldiers. It really was was a gift. a gift.
"And just to prove that we aren't celebrating actual Christmas," said Dink, "let's just give each other whatever gifts we think of on any day at all in December. It can be Hanukkah. It can be...hell, it can be Sinterklaas Day, can't it? The day is still young."
"If Dink would give us all a gift," intoned the Jamaican kid, "that would give our hearts a lift."
"Oh how sweet," said the Brit.
"Crazy Tom thinks everything's sweet," said the Canadian, "except for Tom's own mold-covered feet."
Most of them laughed.
"Was that supposed to be a present present?" said Crazy Tom. "Father Christmas is doing a substandard job this year."
"It would be pleasant to get a present," said Wiggin. Everybody laughed a little. Wiggin went on, "It would be better to get a letter."
Only a few people chuckled at that. Then they were all quiet.
"That's the only gift I I want," said Wiggin softly. "A letter from home. If you can give me that, I'm with you." want," said Wiggin softly. "A letter from home. If you can give me that, I'm with you."
"I can't," said Dink, now just as serious as Wiggin. "They've cut us off from everything. The best I can do is this: At home you know your family's doing Santa stuff. Hanging up stockings, right? You're American, right?"
Wiggin nodded.