“I like you.”
The man suddenly looked up and said to the opposite man, very very sincere.
“……I do not accept.”
“I really like you, Xiǎoxīn. I have liked you since I was a student. I like you is not the kind of impulsive like, but really treat you as a lifelong lover.
“I said ah, Xué dì, can you…” (Junior or younger male schoolmate)
“I like you! I like you very much! I can’t live without you in my life. I can’t live without you, just like a fish can’t leave water, a bird can’t live without the sky, and a zhái nán can’t leave a computer. Xiaoxin, I really like……” (Otaku)
“So I said, Xue di…” the man opposite sighed.
“Don’t you accept it, Xiaoxin? Is it because I am not good enough? If this is the case, I can change it… I can…”
The opposite man finally couldn't help it.
“I said, Xue di, the question is not whether I accept it or not … but do you think this situation is suitable for thinking about such things?”
The man paused. He looked up and looked at the man opposite. He was sitting on the floor like him. He heated up, breathless and it was dark, because the lights on his head were broken.
It was an elevator. An hour ago didn't know because of which ribs were wrong, and broke down, they were trapped in the elevator
They tried to call the phone, knocked on the elevator door, and pressed the emergency button, but there was nothing to respond to them except for the flickering lights on the head.
The man would leave the company at this time because he worked overtime at the end of the season. Just by chance he met his favorite Xué zhǎng from the same university. He also took the same elevator with him. He was happy that he could send the other party home by accident. He didn’t expect this to happen. (Senior or order male schoolmate)
“Confess also depends on time! Look at the location! Do you think that human being with normal intelligence will take care of you at this time? You don’t think we should think about how to get out at this time?”
The opposite man finally got angry, and he jumped up and pulled the tie around his neck, next to another finger.
“And if only two of us here is okay! I can still think that this has not happened, but there are four people here! four men!”
The fluorescent lamp suddenly flickered and illuminated the scene inside the elevator. Four different men were each occupying the corner of the elevator. Two of the passers-by who were not related to each other had been stunned and unconsciously tightening their limbs.
“When we get out, will Xiaoxin listen to my confession?” That junior asked pitifully.
“will not!”
“Xiaoxin…” The junior was crying and mourning.
“You don’t show me this expression! God, will I still have to come to work tomorrow ah? You are confessing here now, according to the rate of the company’s gossip, they will know tomorrow , even my boss. She loves this kind of thing. Oh my God……”
The senior desperately admired him greatly, and as if not to cared to other places, he would cast their grievances on the two men who did not care about themselves.
“I… I won’t say it!”
“I won’t talk! No, I haven’t heard of anything, I don’t know anything!”
“You, you continue, don’t worry about us.”
Feeling the pressure to be murdered before leaving the elevator, the other two men rushed to shake their heads like garlic.
“But I don’t confess with you now. I won’t have a chance in the future ah. If you don’t know my heart when you die, I will be annoyed to death. Even the girls in the public relation division have confessed to you. Why? I…” The man felt wronged.
“Shut up! We are not dead yet! We will not die! The elevator will only be stuck for an hour or two. Someone will come to save us soon. And you will shut your crow mouth carefully. I will screw down your life root. Believe it or not. !”
“Xiao, Xiao xin to screw my life root?” The junior was overjoyed.
“Where do your brain go, don’t give me any thoughts! You dare to imagine strange scenes I castrate you!”
“Is Xiao Xin really not having a little bit of feeling about me at all?” The junior’s face was getting bitter.
“No! Not at all! You mention another word, I killed you!”
“It’s better to die in Xiao xin's hand than to die in the elevator.” The junior resolutely said.
“I said, we are not going to die! It's just that the elevator is stuck. Ah, why am I so bad that I just stuck in the same elevator with you? I knew that I would not work overtime today…”
Seeing the senior squatting into the circle of self-loathing on the ground, he turned his back, turned back and refused to turn around. The junior had to sit back in the other corner of the elevator sadly.
To be honest, there were four big men in the elevator. Although they were all occupied to one corner, they were still crowded. So when the junior sat down, the other two diagonally opposite men unconsciously shrank their feet.
“Say… good, so slow, how did the guards haven't yet found that the elevator stopped? Haha…”
Probably feeling the atmosphere inside the elevator was very stiff, the first one on the top with glasses, the man who looked very gentle had to asked. The senior casted a murderous glance on him. He quickly shifted his gaze to the left-side, the second passerby, who appeared to be harmless to humans and animals.
“Well, that’s it. It should have been discovered long ago. The guards should not be asleep…”
The man at the top left was a seemingly calm uncle, and he was quick to agreed.
“It’s no wonder that our company’s things are always missing, and the security guard system is too bad.” The glasses man said.
“Yes, the hardware is also the same, the printer is broken all day long.” Uncle nodded.
“Especially the toilet. Dang it! Last time I went to the men’s toilet in the public relation's conference room on the second floor. As a result, the door of a single toilet in the middle behind the urinal did not know why it bumped and sounded of individual incessantly, and it made a moaned like strange noise. Extremely bad toilet.”
“…”
“…” Senior.
“…” Junior.
“Overall, in short, it's amazing that the elevator will break down. I first encounter this kind of thing since I was born!”
The glasses man felt the sight of the three parties, although he did not know what he was saying wrong, he was still in a hurry.
“What I am more surprised is that the handsome guy of the General Affair division, Gu Yiwei, unexpectedly like a man…” Uncle muttered to himself and immediately received the murderous light in the direction of the lower right.
“Do you know me?” The junior asked curiously.
“Know ah, my ex-girlfriend in the general affair division changed her mind because she felt in love with you at first sight.” Uncle said nonchalantly.
“I’m sorry I already have someone I like.” The junior bowed his head
“…No, that sentence is not to announce it with you, and this thing we just recently broke up quite clearly.” Uncle sighed.
“You are schoolmate ah!, which university?” asked the glasses man.
“Q Big,” said the junior.
“Q Big ah, a good university, are you in the same department?” said the uncle.
Speaking of the sweetheart, the younger brother's eyes immediately let out a bright light.
“We were all tennis club, Xiaoxin used to be super handsome! A man looked handsome and tennis was playing very well. Every year, the interschool season end match, Xiaoxin and I played a pair. We had two wins two defeats, we and the opponent scored deuce in the final, then the other side hit a killing ball, we all thought it must had been finished. I did not expect Xiaoxin suddenly jumped up, right hitting the mark facing the ball in one wave, the ball was like a bird just galopped back…”
The younger brother said intoxicatedly: “You don’t know how handsome Xiaoxin was at that time. From that time on, I decided to follow Xiaoxin all my life.”
“…the result is still lost.” The head of the lower right suddenly spoke.
“Hey? Didn’t you win at the end?” asked the glasses man.
“Xiao Xin was too strong, and the result was shot outside.” Xuedi said.
“Don’t just casually leave out a sentence!”
“But Xiao, Xiao xin is still very handsome ah. I was a little different from Xiaoxin. I heard that after graduation Xiao xin entering the big company, I took the employee’s exam desperately. I took a total of three years and finally passed the exam into the general affair division. Originally, I thought I could live a happy life with Xiaoxin senior…”
“Happy! Happy my ass!”
The senior listening more and more impatient, and finally plugged in.
“I am very busy every day. The business division is the core lifeline of the company. Every day, I face tens of hundreds of millions of projects, which is different compared to the superfluous staff changing the toilet paper.”
“Change and change toilet paper is the work of senior staff. I have not been promoted to higher class. I am now making a great effort to mop the water in the hall every day.” The younger brother said with great energy.
“Because of this matter to enter the company… What did you think of your future?” The senior sighed.
“For me, for the one I love, everything I do is as sweet as candy.”
Looking at the senior collapsed, because of the junior who was like the eight-point dialogue, shrank back to elevator corner, the glasses man and the uncle did not dare to be too noisy. The fluorescent lights on the elevator were still flickering and there was no sign of anyone coming to rescue them.
“So to say… Anyway, idle is also an idler, come to know each other?” Uncle asked.
“Oh, I am sorry.” The eyeglasses male on the top right stood up immediately, bowed to everyone: “I am in secretary division, Lin Shangyi, who just entered the company at the beginning of last year and is now the secretary of the general manager Wang of the business department, this is my card.”
The glasses man took out the business card from the blazer on the ground and gave each of the other three men a piece.
“Wang zong ah! I heard that he is very lecherous.” Uncle said while looking at the business card. (chief or head)
“Men, men are always lascivious.” The glasses man looked distracted.
“I heard that he is a gay man. You can go to the business department as a secretary in the second year of the company? Be careful, I heard that his first secretary followed him for a year and divorced his wife. The second secretary took office. On the first day, he went to the emergency department of the urology department of Q Grand Hospital for unknown reasons. The next day he walked, limped.” Uncle laughed amiably.
“Thank you, thank you for your kind reminder.” The glasses man began to wipe the sweat.
“I heard that Wang zong gave small stuffs to the secretary as a hint. The most common one is the handkerchief.”
The glasses man calmly and quickly put away the hand towel that had just been used to wipe the sweat.
“I am the chief of the data management unit. My name is Chen Jing. You can call me Jing ge. I have been in the company for nine years. This year is the tenth year.”
Uncle also took out the business card from his jacket pocket. He was the only person in the elevator who didn’t wear a suit. He only wore a white polo shirt with oil stains on it.
“It turns out that you are that Jing ge.” The junior said the well-known gossip.
“Have you heard of me?” asked Uncle.
“I listened to the seniors of the general affairs division. He said that there was a legendary general affair chief. He was transferred from the business division. He was originally the first in the business division, the board of director were very optimistic about him. Later, because wife of chairman didn’t know why she ran to his bed, and was photographed and sent to the company’s mailbox. The person later demoted to became the general affair chief.”
“Well, what else?” Uncle smiled awkwardly.
“My senior said that the general affair chief was the most powerful division leader in history. He had rectified the general affair division. He once had a co-hosting company’s opening reception and received the appreciation of the other chairman. He said that he should dig the legendary chief to came to his own company. It was later, the chairman whose wife didn't know why she ran to his bed and was also attached to movie disc to be sent to the best-selling magazine in the country, that chairman as fast as possible finally asked him to became the chief of data management unit.
“…” Glasses man.
“…” Senior.
“Oh, those are the past.” Uncle leaned back and waved.
“Ah, it's my turn now? I am Gu Yiwei general affair division. Everyone calls me shén qí yiwei.” The junior brother stood up and said. (magical, mystical)
A glimpse of the glasses. “Shen qi Yiwei?”
“Probably because I am quite magical, right.” The younger brother was also very confused.
“Where are you magical?” the senior not happy asked.
“Probably because I entered the first day on the general affair, half of the people in the general affair confessed to me…” The younger brother scratched his head.
“But the girls in the general affair division are less than half?” asked the glasses man.
“This is a magical thing.” Uncle patted the glasses man’s shoulder.
“I always have only Xiao xin in my heart." The junior stated firmly.
“Don’t need to emphasize this at this time!”
The senior blushed and found himself standing up awkwardly, so he had to hold his arms and sat back in the corner.
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