He got his lawyer, passed a night in the cells and on Monday morning collected a slap on the wrist from busy magistrates (for causing a disturbance indoors at the Hoopwestern Gazette Hoopwestern Gazette) who had no real conception of the speed and noise and danger involved.
No actual damage had been done. The newspaper had appeared as usual. Usher Rudd, meek and respectful, walked out free.
I talked to Joe Duke.
I said, 'It was Usher Rudd who stuffed wax in the sump-drain of the Range Rover, and Leonard Kitchens who started the fire. Both of them were put up to it by Alderney Wyvern.'
Joe Duke slowly nodded. 'But they didn't stop your father, did they? And as for you' he gave a half smile 'I'll never forget you that night of the fire, sitting there half-naked on the cobbles with that red blanket over your shoulders and no sign of pain, though you'd burns on your hands and feet and you'd smashed down into the square. Don't you ever feel pain?'
'Of course, but there was so much happening '
'And you're used to falling off horses?'
'Horses fall... Anyway, I suppose so. I've hit the ground quite a lot.'
The smile broadened. 'Then why do it?'
'Speed,' I told him. 'Nothing like it.' I paused. 'If you want something badly enough, you can risk your life for it and consider it normal behaviour.'
He pondered. 'If you want Orinda Nagle to be an MP enough, you'll risk...'
'Almost anything. I think it was Wyvern who shot at my father.'
'I'm not saying you're wrong. He could have carried a rifle in his golf bag, with one of those covers on it that they use for clubs.'
'Yes.'
'And he'd had to have had murder in his mind to do that.'
'Uh-huh. And when he heard and saw my father's success at that meeting, he judged he needed to get rid of him at once.'
'He was crazy.'
'He still is.'
Joe Duke knew my father was engaged in a power struggle but was dismayed when I explained about Hudson Hurst.
'You don't think,' Joe said, horrified, 'that Wyvern would try again again to kill your father?' to kill your father?'
'Wyvern's stakes are higher now, and my father still stands in his way. If my father is chosen to lead his party, I'm sure he'll be in appalling danger. It frightens me badly, to be honest.'
Joe said thoughtfully, 'You know what...?'
'What?'
'Just in case we're doing Wyvern a great injustice, thinking it was he that shot at you... I mean, so far we've only got theory to go on, really. Why don't you and I do an unofficial walk-through... a reconstruction? I'll use a walking stick for a gun. I'll transport it in a golf bag. And I'll carry it up into the little lounge, and aim it at you while you're crossing the square, like you did that night, and I'll see how difficult it will be to put the walking stick up in the gutter. What do you think?'
'Can't do any harm.'
'We might come across something we haven't thought of. It often works that way with reconstructions.'
'OK.'
'We'll have to do it at night,' Joe said.
'It was after midnight.'
'After midnight, then. I'll be off duty. It will just be the two of us.'
I agreed that we would meet that evening in the Sleeping Dragon, and that Joe would tell the manager what we were doing.
I went to see Orinda who had finally returned from her weekend and answered the telephone.
Five years had been kind to her. She looked as striking as ever, the green eyes black-lashed, the greasepaint make-up smooth and blended. She was less brittle, less stressed, more fulfilled.
She called me darling with only two or three 'a's. 'Daaarling.'
'Orinda.' I hugged her.
'How you've grown,' she exclaimed. 'I mean, not just upwards, but older.'
She had made us a salad lunch with diet Coke and coffee after.
She knew about the power struggle going on in the party and mentioned that every time there was this sort of leadership contest, the politicians changed the rules.
'They invent whatever procedure they think will give a result that everyone thinks is fair, even if not everyone is happy with the eventual winner. It's now all up to the party's MPs.'
I had forgotten how much Orinda knew about government.
'I suppose Dennis told you how it all works.'
'No, it was Alderney Wyvern.' She frowned. 'I never want to see that man again.'
I said neutrally, 'Did you know that Wyvern now controls Hudson Hurst, like he used to control you and Dennis? Do you realise that if Hurst wins the ballot and becomes Prime Minister, it will be Alderney Wyvern who effectively governs this country?'
Orinda looked horrified but shook her head. 'Your father's more popular in the country.'
'Don't forget Schadenfreude Schadenfreude.'
Orinda laughed. 'You mean the malicious enjoyment of someone else's misfortune?'
I nodded. 'Half the Cabinet would like to see my father come a cropper after his spectacular way of fighting the fish war.'
'It will be marvellous for this constituency if he wins.' She smiled widely. 'I never thought I would say that, but it's true.'
I told Orinda about the reconstruction that Joe Duke and I had planned.
I asked, 'Do you remember much about that evening?'
'Of course I do. I was furious furious at not being chosen as candidate.' at not being chosen as candidate.'
'How much were you with Alderney Wyvern after the political meeting?'
'I wasn't. I was angry and miserable and drove straight home.'
'Do you know if Alderney Wyvern had his golf clubs with him at the meeting in the hall?'
'What an extraordinary question! He always used to have them in the back of the car.'
Orinda might have hated my father that night, but not enough to do him harm. She had no wickedness in her nature.
I spent a comfortable hour or two longer with her and then drove to Polly's house to wait for my father to telephone from London with the result of the ballot.
He gave me news from his car. 'It was all indecisive,' he reported. 'It was basically a three-way split. All that's certain is that we have to vote again tomorrow.'
'Do explain,' I begged him.
He described a day that had been full of doubt and manoeuvring, but it seemed that what had finally happened was that neither my father nor Hudson Hurst had received enough votes in the first round to secure victory outright. Jill Vinicheck (Education), the third candidate, had received fewest votes and had been eliminated. The next ballot would be a straight fight between Hurst and Juliard, and no one was predicting who would win.
My father sounded tired. He said he and Polly were on their way to join me at the house for a quiet night. He had done all he could behind the scenes to sway the vote his way: now it was up to his colleagues to choose whom they wanted.
I explained about Joe Duke and the reconstruction and, after a brief discussion with Polly by his side, he said they would meet me in the Sleeping Dragon and we would eat together.
Any thought that we might have had about a peaceful evening disappeared between the soup and the apple pie.
While neither Joe Duke nor I had made any particular secret about our plan for the reconstruction, we had not expected the manager of the hotel to broadcast the scenario. He appeared to have told the whole town. The hotel was buzzing, as it had on the night of the dinner, and people came up to my father in droves to shake his hand and wish him well.
Samson Frazer came from the Hoopwestern Gazette Hoopwestern Gazette with his cameraman and gave my horrified father extra details of how Usher Rudd had spent his Sunday. with his cameraman and gave my horrified father extra details of how Usher Rudd had spent his Sunday.
Usher Rudd himself came free, unrepentant, bitter-eyed and steaming with malice, glaring at my father and talking into a mobile phone.
When Joe Duke came, he looked at first aghast at the bustle and movement, but my father resignedly told him, as he joined us for coffee, that the hotel had been packed on the night we were reproducing, and the present crowd would make everything seem more real.
Moreover, my father said he would walk with me across the square as he had done before, and although I didn't like the idea, Joe Duke nodded enthusiastically.
Why wait for midnight? people asked. Everyone was ready now now, and now was eleven-thirty.
Because Joe explained, half of the lights in the square switched off automatically at twelve o'clock, and if the reconstruction was to mean anything, the conditions had to be as near as possible what they had been before.
Joe Duke brought in a bag of golf clubs from his car and showed everyone the long walking stick with the tartan cover that disguised it.
The manager frowned in puzzlement, and I wanted to ask him if he had remembered something significant, but Joe and the crowd swept all before them, anxious to get started. I would ask him later, I thought.
Midnight came. Half the lights in the square faded to darkness. All that were left glowing threw shadows on the cobbles. Over the far side of the square a few lights showed dimly in the party headquarters and the charity shop.
When my father and I walked out into the square, the only lights blazing brightly were those of the Sleeping Dragon at our back.
It was planned that my father and I would walk halfway across the square and wait while Joe aimed his walking stick out of the window and yelled BANG BANG, and then reached or climbed up to put the stick in the gutter. People would hurry from the Sleeping Dragon towards my father, as they had done before.
It all felt alarmingly real to me, but everyone was smiling.
Joe, surrounded by encouraging crowds, turned to go towards the staircase while I and my father walked out across the cobbles. I stopped after a while to look back at the hotel but my father walked on, calling over his shoulder, 'Come on, Ben, we haven't reached the spot yet.'
I looked up at the hotel. Joe's walking stick was pointing out of one of the windows, half hidden by the seemingly perpetual geraniums.
Three thoughts jammed into my consciousness simultaneously.
First, Joe hadn't had time to get up the stairs and walk along to the lounge and hide behind the curtain.
Second, the stick was pointing out of the wrong window.
Third, there was a gleam on the stick and a hole, a black round hole, in the end of it.
It wasn't a stick. It was a gun.
My father was ten yards ahead of me across the square. I sprinted as I had for Orinda and for the technician in the presses, without pause, without thought, with raw intuition, and I jumped in a flying rugger tackle to knock my father down.
The bang was real enough. The bullet was real enough, but the happy crowd which poured out of the hotel still thought it was a game.
The bullet hit me while I was still in the air, jumping and colliding with my father, and it would have gone into his back if I hadn't been there.
It entered high on my right thigh and travelled down inside my leg to the knee, the kinetic energy bursting apart all muscles and soft tissue in its path.
The force of it whirled me round so that when I crashed to the cobbles I was facing the Sleeping Dragon; half lying, propped on my left elbow, shuddering throughout all my body with my brain disoriented and protesting with universal outrage.
There was enough pain everywhere to satisfy Joe Duke. My eyes watered with it and my skin sweated. I'd been injured now and then in racing falls, and I'd felt shivery and sore the night of the fire, but nothing had even begun to warn me that there was an unimaginable dimension far beyond cuts and breaks.
It didn't really help that I knew the physics of high-velocity bullets and the damage they could do. I'd fired hundreds of them at targets. I shot in a world where all one hit was paper. I didn't know that I'd ever be able to fire a rifle again.
My father was on his knees beside me, his face screwed up with anxiety. My right trouser leg was dark and saturated with blood. The crowd from the Sleeping Dragon were running now, with Polly at their head. I could hear her agonised voice, 'George... oh, George.'
It was all right, I thought. It wasn't George.
My father held my hand.
Besides the encompassing pain I felt remarkably ill. I wanted to lie down, to stand up, to move somehow, and I couldn't. I wanted someone to come along and shoot me again, but in the head; to give me oblivion, like they did with horses.
Time passed. Nothing got better.
Although ordinary traffic was banned from the square, police cars, ambulances and fire engines weren't. Two police cars and one ambulance arrived, roof lights flashing. People from the police cars went into the hotel. Someone from the ambulance came and, with large scissors, cut open my right trouser leg.
I went on wishing for oblivion.
My leg, exposed to the dim light in the square, looked literally a bloody mess. I gathered that the bullet hadn't severed the femoral artery, because if it had I would have already bled to death. There was, however, somewhere in my mangled muscles, a hard white finger-shaped length of what I understood with shock to be bone. Femur. Uncovered, but also unbroken.
The man from the ambulance hid the devastation with a large padded dressing and went back to the ambulance. He'd gone to summon a doctor, my father said: there were all sorts of rules and regulations about gun-shot wounds.